Title: What the Shag? (Instead Of F***)
Author: Soft Princess ( [email protected] )
Date: November 6, 2002
Rating: NC-17, rather definately
Pairing: numerous, slash (male and female), het and threesomes including: Xander/Larry, Giles/Buffy, Robin Wood/Forrest, Cordelia/Owen/Jesse, Cordy/Jenny (with Anya and Owen watching), Wesley/Anya (with Owen watching), Angel/Xander/Doyle, Angel/Xander/Wesley, Owen/Anya, Angel/Wesley, Giles/Xander, Buffy/Robin Wood, Cordelia/Angel/Wesley.
Disclaimer: I own NONE of the characters mentionned here. If I did, they would be getting a lot more 'happy-s' I tell ya. Don't sue. Please?
Summary: A random number of characters are thrown together in a room with nothing else to do but let go of their impulses. (And find their true *living* love, because I say so)
WARNING: contains slash (both male and female) and het sex. Beware.

Notes:
1. That started out as a 'I take Spike, you get Angel' thread on MSN with Bonster and Sajinn. After some talk, we ended up with our characters and I challenged them to write a silly fic with their characters, without using any characters that weren't theirs. You can read Sajinn's attempt in the message archive of m-mSlashaholics: mssg #8884, Fic: This Is A Test. For Bonster's attempt, please beg her to write faster. It's still not posted. *glares at Bonster*
*My* characters: Gavin Park (the guy from Wolfram & Hart), Xander, Angel, Giles, Wesley, Doyle, Buffy, Anya, Cordelia, Ben (aka Glory), Robin Wood (the new Principal of Sunnydale High, season 7), Harmony, Jesse, Jenny, Forrest, Owen (the guy from season 1, episode: Never Kill A Boy On A First Date) & Larry.
2. Absolutely nothing in there makes sense. It is the silliest of silly ficlets. No plot in there (except maybe THE one. you'll see), only smut. And not greatly written.
3. I claim that insanity made me do it. (and insanity's middle names are Bonster and Sajinn)
4. //.// denotes characters' thoughts.
(.) denotes author's thoughts and actions.
"." denotes characters' speech.
***.*** denotes my beta's comments.

Please remember that this is a SILLY fic. No seriousness intended, at all. Do not even try to see a point, there is none. Lol. Well, maybe the point was to have fun. Which I did. Enjoy the read. Don't take it seriously.

*****

Gavin walked out of his office with a small grin on his face. He had just had the best idea for getting to Angel. This spell was going to wrap the vampire around his little finger. The lawyer chuckled as he entered the elevator and disappeared.

***

"What the hell is this place?" Xander asked, looking around. It was dark and the young man could feel that there were other people with him in the room.

"Xander? Is that you?"

"Buff! Where are you? I can't see anything."

"Yes. er, quite Xander. It seems that there is no light in this. room." Giles replied matter-of-factly, moving his hand to rub the edge of his nose.

"Mr. Giles. What are you doing here?"

A growl was heard from the other side of the room. "Wes."

"Oh great. Trapped in a room, with no way out, and there's a growling vampire and 'Xander'. Help me someone."

"I'm all for helping you Anya, but you wouldn't let me." Xander sighed.

"Can anyone just tell me what the hell is going on here?" A man asked.

"Jesse?" Xander's heart caught in his throat. "That you?"

"Yeah. Now, does anyone know what this place is?"

"I have no clue." Owen answered, from his spot, somewhere that seemed relatively close to Jesse.

"Me neither." Larry chimed in. "I mean. I thought I was dead, and here I am in a room full of. people I hardly know. Most of which are still alive."

Suddenly a small light emerged and all the people in the room closed their eyes against the intensity of it.

"I know what you're doing here. This is a confinement room. Here you will work out all your repressed feelings for the people present." Evil laughter echoed throughout the room and everyone shivered, wrapping their arms around themselves, thereby realising they were all wearing their birthday suits.

"I'm naked!" Harmony squealed. "And so are all of you."

Xander rolled his eyes. "Just what I need. To be naked in front of lots of people." He trailed off, turning on his side and curling into a ball.

"Who are you?" A strong Irish voice asked to the voice in the doorway.

"I'm no one you know, I'm just." Suddenly the lights all turned on and an asiatic man, dressed in a black suit and a tie, was thrown in the room.

"Gavin Park." Angel and Wesley both said at the same time. They looked at each other and, not caring about their state of undress, they stood up and went over to him.

"What do you think you're doing?" The shivering man on the floor asked. "I have nothing to do with this. Wolfram and."

"I don't care." Wesley growled, Angel looked at him and smiling proudly.

"You growl!" He exclaimed, as Wes smiled back at him.

"Yes indeed."

All the others just sat there watching, as the two hunks took ahold of the lawyer and chained him to the wall. When they were finished, they looked around and tried to put a name to all of the other captives.

Xander, Giles, Buffy and Cordy sat in one corner, and Jesse was not too far from Xander. The only other person Angel could identify was.

"Doyle!" The vampire said, his eyes, as well as his cock, lighting up, happy tears threatening to fall.

"Hey big guy." Doyle answered, before blushing as he realised what he had just said. Well, who could blame him? Angel really was big. Suddenly, the half demon's arms were full of very naked Cordy flesh.

"Doyle!" She said, smiling, before slapping the man's face. "You bastard. Couldn't you keep your visions? No! You had to give them to me! I almost DIED you know!"

Leaving Angel and Cordy with Doyle, Wes' eyes wandered across the rest of the room. "Who is everyone else?" He asked.

Xander spoke first. "The blonde girl there is Anya, over here is my friend Jesse, then there're Larry. And Jenny." He looked at Giles, who sat there with an expression of wonder on his face. "The guy over there was in the Initiative."

"It's Forrest. My name's Forrest."

"That's it. then there's Owen and this is the new principal of Sunnydale High."

"Robin Wood." The black man stated distractedly, his eyes drawn to the marine //Forrest.// next to him.

"Hey! And me?" Harmony pouted at Xander.

"That's Harmony. Someone gag her already?"

"How about we stake her?" Wesley asked. Just as he pronounced the word stake, one fell in front of him. "Great." He took the stake and quickly shoved it through Harmony's heart. She never knew what hit her. Well, she was an idiot.

Noting that what Wesley said led to him receiving the object of his desire, Xander decided to try. "Er. I'm hungry. anyone want some pizza?" All the others in the room turned to stare at him. "Guess not." He tried again. "How about ice cream? Chocolate? Hamburger? Crackers? Bread? Water? Lube?" As he said the last word, tubes of lubricant started to fall all over them. "Oh, wow. I guess that really shows us what they want us to do while we're here." He grinned.

Larry shook his head. "And you said you weren't gay."

"I'm not!" Xander replied, blushing. "But I do know how to use lube. And not only gays use it."

"Oh yeah? Then why don't you show us what you do with it?" Larry taunted the other young man, licking his lips. He'd been waiting for this for a long time. It was finally his chance to see Xander Harris naked.

Xander, not one to shy away from a challenge (a bit like the author of this fic, *evil grin*), decided to show Larry what he could do. He opened the tube of lube and slicked his hand. Glancing around the room, he took a deep breath and then closed his eyes.

Slowly he untangled his arms from around himself and spread his legs for everyone to see, his cock already hard. Well, there WAS a lot of very good looking men. er, scratch that, women, around him, all naked, so everyone could understand why he was hard. Although they would never, EVER know that what arroused him the most, was the sight of Giles, Jesse and Larry, all naked for him to see. And the knowledge that Angel and Wes, albeit now otherwise preoccupied, were there too, surely helped.

Everyone was staring at Xander (well, not Wes and Angel, because, as I said just two sentences ago, they were 'otherwise occupied'. oh! and Doyle too. He was playing with Wes and Angel. naughty boy.) and moaned with him when he first started touching his cock.

Slowly, the young man moved up and down his shaft, starting a teasing rythm, for himself and his audience. After awhile of this slow motion stroking, Larry licked his lips and crept over to Xander, without the other man noticing him. He pushed Xander's hand away and took his cock deep into his mouth.

Xander groaned at the sensation and closed his eyes, quickly reopening them to take in the sight of Larry sucking him. It was hot.

Giles thought so too. He was looking at the young man he had lusted over for the last six years, getting a blow job and it aroused him no end. It didn't help that his slayer, HIS slayer, was completely naked just beside him and was now running her hand up and down his thigh. "Buffy?" He asked absently. "What are you doing?"

"Trying to get your attention watcher mine." She whispered. "You gonna keep drooling over Xan, or are you going to take me?"

Eyes open wide, Giles turned towards Buffy and grabbed her lips in a fierce kiss. He laid her down on the floor and broke the kiss just long enough to whisper, "It'd be better on a bed." As the request was fulfilled, they found themselves on a queen sized bed with lots of soft pillows. "Oh, we need condoms too." A lot (and I really do mean a lot) of condoms snowed down on the people gathered in the room, as Giles resumed kissing the cute blonde under him. He quickly put a condom on, before sliding into her wet channel, amazed at how good she felt.

Cordy, left alone by Angel, Wes and Doyle (What? You don't remember? I said they were 'otherwise occupied' sheesh. short memory or what?) decided to take matters into her own hands. Scanning the room, her gaze stopped on Owen. The young man was watching Xander and Larry, now writhing and groaning endlessly, as Larry fisted his own cock and sucked on Xander's. Owen looked. curious.

"Oh, Oweeeen." She purred as she approached him, stalking like a cat."Don't you want a little fun?" The young man turned bright red. Not at all discouraged, Cordelia pushed him down onto his back. "Geez, give us some pillows." She shouted, looking up. As she wished, lots of pillows appeared, scattered around the room in strategic places, like just under Owen's back, so he wouldn't get hurt. "Now, lets get it on." Cordelia smirked at Owen and quickly rolled a condom over his engorged member. She straddled the young man's hips and, holding his cock against her moist center, she sank onto him with one hard thrust.

"Oh fuck yeah!" Cordelia moaned loudly. It seemed like this was everyone's undoing. Robin, the principal, who had been checking out Forrest since the beginning of this adventure (which isn't really one, but we can always pretend can't we?), sprawled over to where the young ex-marine sat and started roaming his hands over the other man's muscled body. In the meantime, Jenny stalked over to where Buffy and Giles were still fucking each other senseless. The gipsy sat on the edge of the bed and reached her hand towards Giles' ass, caressing the soft flesh.

Moans and groans drifted around everyone's ears (except Angel, Wesley and Doyle, geez, do I have to say that everytime? Just remember: they are 'otherwise occupied') but still some of the prisoners weren't getting any. Jesse sat beside Owen and Cordelia and watched them, entranced. Finally, he worked up his courage and stood up, his hard cock standing proudly erect.

"Cordelia, you look so hot." He whispered, his voice harsh. Jesse leaned over the young woman, while she was still thrusting up and down on Owen's shaft, and captured her lips in a possessive kiss.

Owen was lost in a world of pleasure. He moaned as he watched the other two kissing and reached a hand to Jesse's ass. He stroked gently, trying to get the other guy's attention. Finally, Jesse turned to him in a daze and Owen gasped. "Gimme some too." He gasped, wanting nothing more than to feel the other's lips on his.

Still stroking Giles' ass cheeks, Jenny was getting quite bored. The love of her life was fucking one of the school's students and not paying attention to her. She pouted, squirmed, whimpered, moaned, pleaded, groaned, gasped and screamed, but nothing drew the man's attention. Her eyes drifted around the room, before pausing on a beautiful sight. "If Rupert gets to fuck a student, so do I." She smiled wickedly, before standing up and slapping Giles' ass for good measure.

Jesse now had his cock embedded in Owen's sweet, hot mouth. It felt so good. The young man, still a teenager, was quickly approaching orgasm. He had never thought that a man's mouth could be that good, but it was. And not helping were the moans and groans escaping Cordelia's mouth as she kept on fucking the man that was blowing him.

Feeling her peak approaching, Cordelia braced herself on Jesse's ass. She heard him scream his orgasm and felt him shake before she fell down onto Owen's body. "What the." Owen was as stunned as she was, but nothing would make her stop. Up and down, once, twice and then she feel over the edge in ecstasy, bringing Owen over with her.

"Yes Larry! Yes! God you're so good." Xander moaned deeply as Larry took him even further down his throat. "Fuck yeah!"

Pleased with himself, Larry sucked hard on the head of the cock in his mouth. His hand was working frantically on his own hard flesh. He was so near. God, it felt so good to have Xander's //Xander!!// cock in his mouth. He had longed for this all through high school, and now he had it.

Forrest and Robin, the new principal, were kissing wildy, working on each other's cock. They were panting heavily and Forrest kept making those noises down in his throat, a bit like he was growling and that turned Robin on even more. The marine turned them over so he was straddling the principal's hips. Quickly working his own fingers into himself, still not breaking the kiss, he stretched his hole and lubed the other man's cock. Soon, he was lowering himself onto the hard flesh, whimpering. "Oh fuck yeah!" He breathed into Robin's mouth.

"Man, you're tight." The principal sighed and grabbed a hold of the marine's ass, thrusting inside that tight body. With all the stimulation from before and now the inner tightness and look of utter bliss on the other man's face, it was enough to send the principal over the edge, his lover following him into bliss. literally.

Xander could feel his orgasm building inside. He was so near. Only one more thing he needed to say and he would be ready to cum. "That's it Larry! That's what you've been waiting for innit? Yeah, suck me. Harder man. Yes, so good. You want my cum don't you? Yes, you want it. Make me cum. I'm cumming, yes I'm cumming in your mouth. Yeeeeeessssss." He hissed in pleasure, as wave after wave of bliss coursed through him.

Finally tasting Xander's cum, Larry came with a groan and ended up in heaven. Literally.

Throughout all of this, Angel, Wesley and Doyle were still otherwise occupied, Giles was still thrusting wildly into Buffy's wet channel, while Anya was getting so hot, she almost couldn't feel her legs. She watched in amazement as first the dark haired boy //Jesse//, then the black marine and finally the one that was doing //my// Xander, disappeared from the room.

Puzzled, she continued to look around the room and finally shrugged, before walking to where Xander was lying, panting heavily and stunned at Larry's disappearance.

"Xander?" She asked shyly. The young man turned to her and tried to focus. "Can you. I want. want you. I want you to give me an orgasm, like in the old days." She smiled hopefull.

"Anh? Sorry. I can't." He managed to say, still in a post-orgasmic haze.

"Huh. Why?" She asked innocently.

"I'm gay. As in, I only want to fuck men now. Leave me alone, I want to fuck Angel." Xander answered, as he stood up and sauntered to where Wesley, Doyle and Angel where still 'otherwise occupied'.

Jenny was now standing beside the two sated bodies. But she would have none of it. "Miss Chase? Get up, now." She ordered.

Cordelia, looking at the, indeed very hot, woman by her side, decided it was time to try the other side. She stood up, and was immediately drawn into a kiss that lasted a long while.

Anya didn't know what to do. Sad from being rejected by her 'viking in the sack', she walked around the room, looking at all the tangled bodies. Her eyes drifted to the two women making out. That was hot. Feeling herself getting even more aroused, she walked over to them and sat down beside the young man who was intently watching them himself. Anya nodded at him and let her eyes drift back to the two women, who were now getting ready for more 'consuming' actions.

"What the fuck are you guys doing?" Xander exclaimed, as he took in the sight of the three bodies on the floor.

"Isn't it obvious?" The Irish man asked, panting.

Angel moaned as he moved and closed his eyes to the sensation. "We're having fun. Now, get away Harris." Wesley, positioned behind the dark vampire, growled for good measure. Angel smiled proudly at him.

"You're playing fucking TWISTER! While everyone's having SEX. What the hell is wrong with you?"

Doyle, Angel and Wesley glanced at each other and then, groaning, they stood up and stretched their sore muscles. "We were talking." Doyle began.

"About the past, since Doyle died."

"And I came around." Wesley finished. "We started noticing the changes around us and decided that for everyone's safety, including ours."

"It would be better if we kept Angel, 'otherwise occupied', while everyone else was having fun."

Xander sighed and rolled his eyes. "You don't get it do you? This is a 'magical' realm. There's no fucking curse in here." He sighed once again and looked at the three men as they started to understand.

"You mean I can have sex?" Angel asked, eyes sparkling.

"Fucking hell, yes!" Xander exclaimed.

Very happy at this news, Angel hugged Xander tightly to himself, not caring about his undressed state and started to kiss the young human longingly. "You taste so good." He whispered in the young man's ear.

Doyle smiled and approached the kissing couple, letting his hand wander up and down the vampire's back gently.

Feeling left out, and possibly very jealous (poor Wesley. *sob*), Wesley walked away from the three men and looked around the room. Unbelievably, Giles and Buffy were still going at it. Wesley smirked and looked at the only other 'working' couple in the room. Cordelia and Jenny were engaged in a rather. arousing, and possibly tiring work-out. If their moans and groans were any indication, Wesley could see that they were quite enjoying it.

Looking behind the 'working' couple, Wesley was quite surprised to find Anya and Owen sitting together, but not 'together. (if you see what I mean) Taking in the sight of the naked woman, playing with her sex and looking deeply aroused, Wesley's cock swelled. (Well, it was already hard, but do you think he'd admit to himself that Angel and Xander K.I.S.S.I.N.G. happily, in a tree, would arouse him? Nah. If you thought so, then you were WRONG. *evil grin* I say so, I'm the writer, not you. Neener, neener, neener.)

The ex-watcher all but ran to Anya and pushed her down, thrusting deeply into her moist center before she could make any sound. A look of rapture took over her face and she groaned, whimpered and moaned all at once, clutching at the man's back and closing her eyes at the feeling.

Owen was entranced by the sight. He turned away from the two woman and looked at the other couple beside him, his hand hard at work.

Meanwhile, in another corner of the room, a black man was weeping.

Meanwhile, in another corner of the room, Giles and Buffy were STILL going at it. Sheesh, that guy has a lot of stamina. *wink*

Meanwhile, in another corner of the room, (I know! I know! *annoyed sigh* I've used that sentence WAY too often, but I wanted to! *stomps foot*) Xander and Doyle were arguing over Angel's ass, while the man in question was bent over a desk that had appeared under Doyle's command, and looked exactly like Angel's old one from the old days.

"I get him!"

"No, it's me! I wanted him first!"

"But I've known him longer!"

"You've only just decided you were gay! While I've wanted Angel since the first time I saw him!"

"I wanted him too! I just didn't wanna 'acknowledge' my feelings."

Doyle rolled his eyes and was about to continue his arguing, like a five year old, when a deep growl startled them. They turned to Angel and looked at him pleadingly.

"You will BOTH get a go at my ass, but please, do stop arguing like fucking five year olds!" (Neener, neener, neener *sticks tongue out*)

"Both of us?" Xander asked hopefully. Angel nodded his agreement, his cock twitching with anticipation at the thought of them both in him. Not at the same time mind you, but both nonetheless.

"I go first." Doyle said matter-of-factly, eyeing Xander and daring him to say anything.

"Sure. Under one condition." Xander glared, and the Irish man nodded. "I get to have you while you do him."

Doyle smirked. "You've got yourself a deal." They shook hands.

"All right," Xander grinned. "Angel? Why don't you prepare Doyle for me, while I prepare you for him?" The vampire nodded and they went to work.

Cordy and Jenny were groaning, whimpering, shaking, touching, kissing, K.I.S.S.I.N.G. happily in a tree (Sorry.), and bringing each other to the brink of ecstasy, before stopping and changing tactics. (Well, you know, they are 'teases'. *grin*)

All the while, Owen's hand was still hard at work, and Wesley was still working himself frantically into Anya's loose hole (What? I mean, she's had so many orgasms since she's become human, there is NO way she's still tight. just like Buffy. after having Giles inside of herself for so long, what do you think she'd be like? Tight? *sigh*) trying to get off, but not quite reaching orgasm. He decided to think about rather more pleasant things while thrusting into the warm body under him. //Ahhhh, Angel. His face lighting up with a smile, his hands caressing my naked body, while I'm sucking on his hard cock, my hands holding his ass cheeks and playing with them.// And he came with a whispered, "Angel".

They were now all aligned, Angel holding onto the desk, Doyle thrusting into him from behind, giving him so much pleasure he thought he could die from it, and Xander was thrusting into Doyle, pulling back and then thrusting forward again, sending the three of them to the verge of ecstasy. Feeling his orgasm coming (pun intended) Doyle grabbed Angel's hips harder and thrust hard and fast one last time, before he came with a groaned and whispered, "fuck, so good, yeah big boy." And disappeared.

Just as Doyle vanished into thin air, Xander thrust forward and, after losing his balance a little and woobling on his feet, ended up thrusting hard into Angel's hole. Feeling the change from hot to cold acutely, Xander opened his eyes wide in pleasure and came.

Buffy groaned and pushed Giles away, panting. "Now, I need to cum. Make me cum, cause I'm going crazy. Yes, it's great that you can stay hard so long, but I'm. tired." She sighed.

Giles looked at her, hurt. He was sure that he was just making the pleasure last longer for her, but if what she wanted was to cum, then he would make her cum. He thrust back into her and reached for her clitoris, circling it with his thumb, until she screamed and came, a powerful orgasm washing through her.

Finally sated, the slayer pushed her watcher off of her and sat up, looking around. Still hard and wanting, Giles watched as she stood up, shaking, and left to comfort the weeping black man. (Who indeed apears to be: Robin Wood, the new principal of Sunnydale High. Don't you think he has a funny name? I do. *laugh*)

*SLAP* Wesley's head bent to the side as the force of Anya's slap made him turn away. "Ow." He muttered, turning back to her and caressing his sore cheek.

"You! You! You have sex with me and think of ANGEL! What is it with men in this fucking place? What does Angel have that I don't?" Anya sobbed, throwing Wesley off of her and wrapping her arms around her knees.

"Nothing!" Owen answered before Wesley. "You are beautiful. I won't think of Angel while I am in you, I can promise you that."

"Really?" She asked, wiping her tears away. The young man nodded. "All right, lets have more orgasms." Smiling, she reached for Owen, anger all forgotten.

Wesley took one last look at them and stood up, his hand still on his cheek. He shook his head and turned around to see what Angel was up to. Seeing as he was now alone with Xander, who looked like he had just cum, Wesley walked to them and slowly caressed Angel's ass.

Angel moaned and grabbed Wesley, kissing him fiercely. "Wes. fuck me." He whispered hoarsely. "Fuck me until I can't think."

Grinning the ex-watcher positioned himself behind Angel, as Xander stood aside and watched. Angel's eyes were wide with lust, and he still hadn't cum. He looked at Xander and then at his erection. Xander grinned and knelt. With Xander's mouth on him and Wesley's cock in his tight ass, Angel came with a groan, The first orgasm he'd truly enjoyed in at least four years.

Xander swallowed the cold cum and looked back at the two men still fucking above him. Seeing as they were totally engrossed in each other, he decided to leave them be and seek a new partner.

There wasn't much choice left. Just as he was looking, Jenny came and then disappeared, leaving Cordy alone, but sated and content. Shrugging, Xander looked away. Cordy did nothing for him anymore. He needed a 'man', a real one. He quickly looked away from Anya and Owen. Buffy and Robin, the new principal, were just hugging each other, Buffy stroking the man's back to soothe him, not trying to arouse him (AS IF). Xander's eyes fell upon the man on the bed, who was still hard, and looking sadly at Buffy and Robin, the new principal. *** you say "the new principal" a lot!*** (I know. Hehe, it's for 'stupidity' purpose. *grin stupidly*)

Feeling sad for the older man, Xander walked over to him and sat on the bed beside him, placing his hand on Giles' thigh in support. "Hey, Giles." The older man looked at him and blushed. "Want me to take care of that?" Xander asked, pointing at the obvious erection, now a deep purple from being denied it's release.

Giles looked at Xander in shock. "I've wanted this for so long." He whispered, his voice hoarse from desire.

Xander grinned and knelt between the man's legs, his hands holding onto Giles' hips as his tongue darted out and teased the tip of the penis. Giles groaned. "Please, suck me, I can't take anymore teasing." He pleaded.

Not wanting to torture his lover anymore than he already had been by Buffy, the young man deep throated the whole shaft in one swift movement, sending Giles over the edge. The older man came harder than he had in a long while and screamed his release. (wow, that's a long way of saying that: he came. Hehe)

"Hey, it's ok." Buffy said gently, as she stroked Robin's back in a non-arrousing manner. (AS IF)

"But he's gone!" The new principal sobbed.

"I know. And so are all the 'dead people' that got a happy." Buffy stated, matter-of-factly.

"He was dead?" Robin asked, in a small voice.

Buffy nodded. "He was only a ghost. You must cherish your memories of him, but live in the present." //And I'm here! Hello!//

Buffy dried his tears away and kissed him possessively. In a matter of seconds, Robin, the new principal, ***sheesh!!!*** (*grins stupidly*) was up (pun intended) for another round. Buffy caressed his erection and teased him with her tongue. He panted. She panted. They panted. (Ok, stop it, this isn't a grammar course.) And then they started having fun.

Finally coming back to her senses, Cordelia realised she was alone at being alone. Realising even her realisation didn't make sense (and that didn't either), she stood up and decided to join one of the couples and have fun. Buffy and Robin, the new principal ***sheesh again!*** (*grins stupidly again*) were so engrossed in each other that the cheerleader knew it would be impossible for her to come between them (pun intended).

Same went for Anya and Owen, who were now at their 3rd orgasms, and counting. As for Giles and Xander, Cordy gave them a big 'Ewwww', before looking away. //It's not that it is so disturbing, just that Xander. and Giles! Neither are my vision of a good looking man.// (Isn't she a bitch or what? *sulks*)

Deciding to get between Wesley and Angel instead, she walked over to them, with determination on her face.

"Oh Giles! Yes!" Xander moaned, as Giles' fingers slowly stretched him, entering his hole and then withdrawing, leaving him with a wonderful feeling. "That's so good." The virgin man panted and then screamed as the fingers found a spot deep inside of him that sent sparks through his body.

Giles grinned happily. This was even better than he had thought it would be. (Yes, he did indulge in some 'fantasies' on his own, cause you know, lonely man with lonely hands. He needed some fun. And who can honestly say that thinking of Xander, naked and writhing on a bed, isn't fun? I dare you to. *smirk*) ***hand up here! I can say that and mean it! Heh heh! =>} *** (*glares at Helen, the beta*)

Finally, he decided that Xander was ready enough. He leaned over the younger man, draping his body over his chest. He kissed Xander's lips gently, reverantly, as he slowly pushed into the tight heat.

Xander arched in pleasure, taking Giles deeper into his hole. "Fuck!"

"Exactly." Giles grinned, before the smile dropped. "If I hurt you, you'll tell me alright?" He asked, worried that he might hurt the virgin boy. The boy in question nodded and then shook his head. "You're not hurting me. Please, fuck me now." And Giles obliged.

Wesley and Angel were just kissing on the desk, gropping each other, when Cordy went over to them. She gently caressed their backs and necks, leaning in to kiss first Angel's, then Wesley's, attracting their attention. They broke their kiss and looked at her. Not saying a word, they dragged her towards them and started to kiss her with a passion she had never felt before.

Within seconds, Cordy was lying on her back, on the desk, Wesley embedded deep inside of her, while Angel gently stretched Wesley's hole, getting it ready for his cock. (Which was indeed big. See before RE: Comment from Doyle about 'Big Boy'.)

Deciding that Wesley was ready enough, Angel coated his own erection and gently pushed past the tight ring of muscle, eliciting a deep moan from the man. The same as every couple in the room, they thrust together in harmony, in and out, deeper, harder, faster, building towards orgasm.

Anya and Owen came for the 6th time, moaning deeply. Then it was Buffy's turn to cum, Robin following her closely with a groan. Wesley, feeling his orgasm near, pressed his thumb on Cordelia's clitoris and circled it, triggering her orgasm. Feeling her hot channel tightening, sent Wesley over the edge, which sent Angel over the edge. (A bit like a domino game: One fall, the others follow. *smirk*)

Xander couldn't contain his pleasure. This felt so good. Too good. He came silently, his seed coating both his stomach and Giles'. Watching (like every watcher knows how to do so well) his lover's face lighting up with pleasure, Giles smiled and thrust deeper into the 'very' tight hole one last time before he came.

Finally, completely sated and exhausted, they all laid in their lover(s)'s arms, truly content and happy. (Yeah, even Angel. You remember what Xander said? No curse in there. in fact, this place cured Angel of his curse. Yup. *nods* Only because I say so.) (Oh, BTW, Anya and Owen are still going at it. They are at their. lemme think. 8th orgasm, by now)

"You have now found your true loves." A voice echoed in the room, startling all of them and making Gavin wince (Cause yeah, he was still there, chained to the wall. He hadwatched everything and boy was he hard!).

Everyone looked at each other in shock. "True love?" Xander whispered into Giles' mouth. The older man smiled and kissed him. "Yes, true love, Xander. My love."

"You can leave now." The voice continued and then chuckled at Gavin's expression. "My dear Mr. Park, your plan backfired and hit you in the ass. Just live with it. Oh, and by the way, you have to learn your place before you can get out of here." An evil laugh slowly faded as the sound of the speakers was lowered. (A bit like this: hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe *fading evil laughter*)

A door opened.

As everyone gathered up his or her clothes and started to walk to the door - Giles and Xander still looking into each other's eyes, Angel holding Wesley and Cordelia's hands, making sure not to lose any of 'em, Buffy and Robin, the new principal, ***and sheesh yet again!!!*** (*and grins stupidly again*) K.I.S.S.I.N.G. happily in a tree (Sorry.), and Anya and Owen, still going at it, even as they walked - a head shot up from behind the curtain at the back of the room (yes, there was a curtain).

"Huh? What just happened here? Where am I?" Ben asked, as he looked at the procession of naked, semi-naked and fully clothed people leaving the room. He rubbed his sleepy eyes and watched in horror as the door closed, leaving him behind.

"Hey, young man? Do you need a lawyer? Because if you untie me, I will represent you for free." Gavin said pleadingly, as Ben looked him over.

The young half man/half goddess stood up and walked over to the other man. "All right, but do I get a blow job first?"

The end