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Spikey the Vampire
Was a soulless happy soul
With a large bloodlust and a fangy mouth
And two eyes like yellow snow

Spikey the Vampire
Is an old nightmare they say
He was made by Dru
But by Angel too
Which is right, no one can say

There must have been some boylove
In his veins way long before
For when he was 'round dear Xander
He flirted like a whore

Spikey the Vampire
Was undead as he could be
And the boys all say
He was flaming gay
Just the same as you and me

Spikey the Vampire
Knew the sun was hot that day
So he said I'll bum
And I'll have some fun
Now before I burn away

Down to Sunnydale
With a dark song in his heart
Running here and there all around the square
In his pimp ass pretty shirt

Away he went to Xan's basement
A tube of lube in hand
And Spike jumped him good there and then
To satisfy Xanman

Spikey the Vampire
Had to hurry on his way
But he waved goodbye
Saying don't you cry
I'll be back again some day

Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Look at Spikey go
Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Xander don't like it slow
Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Ain't they quite a show...