Kinky Slayers (to the tune of Jingle Bells)
by Buffonia



Title: Kinky Slayers (to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Author: Buffonia
Email: [email protected]
Site: http://www.angelfire.com/ego/buffdom
Pairing: Buffy/Faith
Rating: R
Notes: For Secret Slasha, http://dymphna.net/secretslash
Disclaimer: Joss and whoever wrote Jingle Bells
Spoilers: none

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Dashing through the graves
With their stakes poised to slay
Trading kicks and blows
Punning all the way.
Buffy's vamp Faith flings
And they win the fight
What fun it is to quip and sing
A slaying song tonight. O!

Kinky slayers, kinky slayers
They go all the way,
Oh what fun it is to ride
Faith's thighs after a slay! Hey!

A day or two ago
They went out on patrol
And soon to their surprise
Their hormones took control
The fuck was fast and hot
B up against a crypt
Faith held her up and licked her down
Her tongue 'tween Buffy's hips. O!

Kinky slayers, kinky slayers
They go all the way,
Oh what fun it is to ride
Faith's thighs after a slay! Hey!

And it is Faith's turn now
Leather removed with speed
Buffy takes her like a pro
And gives as she received
Now the deed is done,
Although the night is young,
Buffy's lost her thong
So sing this slaying song! O!

Kinky slayers, kinky slayers
They go all the way,
Oh what fun it is to ride
Faith's thighs after a slay! Hey!



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