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First, the quiet rustle of clothes followed by drunken giggling.

Then, silence.

Next, a deep voice asking, "Well, are you just gonna stand there or are you gonna stick it in?"

A confused silence before a high-pitched titter, "I guess I should, huh?"

An awkward couple of minutes pass before the higher voice whines, "Xaaaannn! I can't find where to put it!"

The other responds by lowering his arm and pointing, "It goes right here."

A smile crosses the other man's face at the helpful direction before he tries again.

More whining, "It won't fit, Xander!"

Confusion, "What d'ya mean it won't fit? It fit last night!"

Near hysterical whining now, "It's too big, I can't get it in! Just look at it!"

He pulls away to let the other man get a good look. The brunette takes it in his hand and studies it closely.

A few minutes of confused silence pass before he sees the problem.

He reaches down to the shorter man's pants and retrieves something. Using the item, he then reaches back down and slides it in easily.

At his partner's puzzled and awed gaze he explains with, "It would have worked better if you hadn't been using your credit card, Spike," before opening the now unlocked hotel room door and pulling the gaping vampire in behind him.

The End...Thank God! *snicker*