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" You see mate, you take the railroad spike like so."

" Shove it hard in the right eye."

" Do you see how all that sticky goop running out like blood..oh mate that reminds me of this one time; I had this guy by the throat and I.oh well ya I will save that great story for later."

" Ok luv time for the other eye."

" And with a flick of the wrist.just like that, boy"

" Did you see how you do that?"

"Usually your victim is screaming and crying like a girl by now."

" Begging for their life and the smell of fear.I'm making myself bloody horny just thinking about it."

" Now for the nose..luv did you know that there is probley a hundred ways to do this but I love the ole slash and gash method."

" A slice on each side then around the bottom complete by ramming it in to the hole either side will do and if you put a good muscle behind it you can shove it clear to the brain."

" And that can be a good thing too luv, cuz you can see all the muck on the tip of your spike when you pull it out."

" Oh now for the best part."

" Did you know luv that you can shove a spike in your dinners mouth.and stab their tongue like a piece of meat on your plate and pull it out and with a twist and tug you can rip it right out of their mouth."

" This one time I pulled a tongue off this guy and I swear it was actually twelve inches long.no lie mate."

" You should have seen the look on his face.I laughed so hard.I don't think he could believe what was happening so I had to bring him back to the fun and games at hand so I slapped him a cross the face with it..well that brought him around and he started to scream..oh sorry luv.you ok.you're looking kinda green."

" Well anyway, after you take out the tongue you can go for the teeth."

" If you have time you can dig out each one with your spike."

" I have to tell you luv that really brings back memories."

" Ok almost done.oh no wait.I forgot to take off the top."

" Now you stick your spike right here at the top of his head and with jagged ripping you can peal back his hair and scalp and with a crack of his skull you can see his brains.spoon them out.now remember pet.we have already scrambled them up a bit when we went up his nose so they should be easy to spoon out now."

" SPIKE!"

" SPIKE!"

" Fangless, just carve your pumpkin, and stop living your past glory days!"

" But luv I thought you loved it when I talk to you like that?"

Xander walking over to Spike and wrapping his arms around his lover and placing small kisses and bites on his neck. Spike moans and throws his back to give his boyfriend more room to work. Giving out a loud growl when Xander pulls back.

" Spike those are your love words not mine.I like.fuck me Xan.suck me luv.harder.oh ya right there.going to cum pet..love how you taste."

" Oh ya pet I like them too, but still nothing says lovin like blood and gore."

Xander grabs the front of Spikes pants and leads him to the bedroom.

" Spike you will clean that up after I'm done just showing you how I like to see YOU scream."

" Oh gawd luv."

Spike slams the bedroom door and the only sound you could hear through the Halloween night was the scream of ecstasy by a certain blonde vampire.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!

The end!!