Demon
by Darcy & Avarice



Title: Demon
Author: Darcy and Avarice
Email: [email protected] and [email protected] respectively
Pairing: Spike/Angel
Spoilers: None (except that they all die in the end, the boat sinks, it was a sled, and the chick was really a man.)
Summary: Spike and Angel do a little bit of word association type stuff.
Rating: M15+ Leedle bit of norty language. Bad Spike. *spank*
Distribution: Eternal Nightcap. If you want it (god knows why), get your people to call my people and we'll do lunch (ie, ask)
Dedication:
From Darcy: To Spike, for being a twat. A cute twat, but a twat nonetheless.
From Avarice: To Angel, for being tall and dark and broody with pectorals to die for.
Disclaimer: Spike and Angel aren't ours. They belong to Joss. And Joss threw a tanty and took his Spike and his Angel and went home. Like we were gonna share our milk and cookies with him.
Feedback: Come on, encourage us *eeg*

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Demon.

Spike: Demon Placenta
Spike: Demon Trowel
Spike: Demon Spade
Spike: Demon Hoe
Spike: Demon Hose
Spike: Demon Girdle
Spike: Demon Pantyhose
Spike: Demon Knickers
Angel: Demon Ride-on Mower
Spike: Demon Black Boxershorts
Spike: Demon lack of black boxer shorts
Spike: Demon Bleach Blond Pubes
Spike: Demon Earth Moving Equipment
Spike: Demon Sisters Of Mercy
Spike: Demon Monkey going to heaven
Spike: Demon Pixies
Spike: Demon Bad 80's music
Spike: Demon Frank Zappa
Spike: Demon Moon Unit Zappa
Angel: Demon Trowel
Spike: I said demon trowel
Spike: it came right after Demon Placenta
Angel: you did?
Angel: dammit
Angel: that's me not paying attention for ya

Spike demon pouteths

Angel: aw stop it
Angel: Demon Pouteth
Spike: Demon Glare
Angel: Demon Wink
Spike: Demon Drink
Spike: oh fuck, have we moved into Demon Prose?
Angel: Demon Suck
Spike: Demon Fuck

Spike does his own demon wink and rolls over to the window

Angel: Demon Yuck
Angel: Demon Duck
Angel: Demon Crack
Angel: Demon Spack
Angel: Demon Track
Angel: Demon Mac
Angel: Demon PC - shithouse
Spike: Demon Gates
Spike: Demon Windows
Spike: (Demon Poetic License)
Spike: Demon Spindles
Angel: Demon Wanker
Spike: Demon Blow Me
Angel: Demon Comeon?
Spike: Demon Cum *wink*
Angel: Demon Premature *snort*
Spike: Demon Bastard

*** Demon Signoff: Angel (Soul Time Out)

Spike: Demon Shit

*** Demon Signoff: Spike (Death comes quicker if you play chicken with a train....and you're the one driving the train)

Demon: Thank fuck they left.

~*End*~

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