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Taking Angelus by the hand, Xander dragged the vampire through the double glass doors. "See? It's not a bad place. It's a good place, filled with all the wonders of Mexico."

"Xander, it's a Taco Bell." Rolling his eyes, the man pulled his vampiric lover up to the counter.

"Dead Boy, don't say it with such distaste. Taco Bell is the place of the gods. Now be a good boy and buy your honey a Nachos Bell Grande."

"That's all you want? Are you sick?" Placing the back of his hand against Xander's forehead, "You don't seem to have a fever." Seeing an exasperated look come over Xander's face, he turned to the young woman at the register. "One Nachos Bell Grande, please."

"I want extra sour cream on that, please," Xander smiled at the pretty cashier. "And he'll have two chicken soft tacos, plus sour cream and chicken burrito supreme and a side of rice and some of those twisty things." Angelus just looked at Xander. Xander smiled back at him then turned to the girl at the register and shrugged. "He's a pig. Eats like a horse."

Smiling, Angelus turned back to the girl, "I didn't realize I was that hungry. I'll also have a large Mt. Dew and he'll have a large Diet Coke." Patting Xander's flat stomach, "He's on a diet."

The girl giggled, but tried to make it seem like she was coughing. It wouldn't do to actually laugh at the customers. "Would you like to buy a Star Wars poster? They're only a dollar and we have all four."

Xander squeezed Angel and bounced up and down going, "Oo! Oo! Oo!"

Sighing and rolling his eyes, Angelus asked, "We'll take all four." Turning back to his lover he asked, "Is that all?" Xander nodded. "Are you sure you wouldn't like me to buy you a Star Wars toy too? I see here they have Jar Jar Binks."

Curling his lip, "No, I don't... wait. Is that the one that squirts water?" Seeing the cashier nod in the affirmative, Xander faced Angelus and smiled evilly. "I'd love for you to buy me the Jar Jar Binks toy. I promise to use it everyday."

Angelus pretended think about it. "And you won't break it the first time you play with it?" Xander shook his head. "And you won't just play with it once then toss it aside with all your other toys?" Xander shook his head again. Moving closer and whispering low into Xander's ear, Angelus said, "Will you be a good boy for the rest of the night?"

Xander nodded, cleared his throat and leaned back into Angelus. "I promise to take it out and play with it everyday. I promise to make sure it knows the value of patience and that sharing is a good thing. I also promise to teach it to play well with others."

Nearly growling with growing lust, Angelus said quietly, "I don't want it to play well with others. Just me."

Xander smiled and nodded. "It likes you best, you know?" Coughing softly and looking down for a moment, he said, "It's actually asking for you right now."

Looking down at the bulge in Xander's normally loose jeans, Angelus smiled. "I think I can hear it."

Xander nodded. "Yeah, it's asking if Angelus can come out and play."

"Yeah, it is." Turning his head so that his lips brushed Angelus' ear, "You know what I really like about the toy? I like that I have to squeeze it and rub it to use it to it's fullest potential." Feeling Angelus tremble slightly, he began to nibble down Angelus' neck. "You never said whether Angelus could come out and play."

"Oh," Angelus sighed. "He-he's about ready to come...out and play, that is." Angelus shivered. "And if you do that thing with your teeth...oh yeah, that's it...he'll be..." Angelus' voice trailed off as he felt the back of Xander's hand brush against the front of his pants.

Wrapping one arm around Xanders waist, he reached into Xanders backpocket with his other hand and pulled out his wallet. Growling deep in his throat as Xander lightly bit his neck, Angelus fumbled a twenty out the wallet and handed it to the wide-eyed cashier. "Make that to go."

~fin~