A Fictional Interview with the Backstreet Boys . . .
Rachel:� �Hey, you�re here with Rachel from MuchMusic, and I�m here in Florida with The BACKSTREET BOYS!!�
Brian: SHHHHHHHHH! *Looks at Rachel*
AJ: It�s Baywatch, the sequel!� I dedicate this to all the lovely, beautiful�sexy ladies in my house tonight. *Humps the floor*
Kevin: *glares at Aj* Canadian eh? *Laughs at his joke but no one else does*
*Camera pans over to Nick*
Nick:� What do you want? *Glares at the cameraman.*
Howie:� I think Nick�s pissed.
N: Shut up Howie.
R: So tell me about your new album.
No one says anything and they all look at Brian.
B: Uh�umm
R: How bout Nick?
N: Wha?
R: Tell me about your new album?
N:� I take it you�ve heard about the Millennium?� It�s, well you know, coming out on, you know, May 18th, you know what I�m sayin?
K: May 18th!
R: Um, ya, so tell me, is there anything different on this album that the fans should look forward to?
Aj:� We wanted to do a total 360 with this album.
Kevin turns around in a circle to emphasize Aj�s point.
K: On this album right now, that we�re recording right now, writing songs for the next album.
Howie: Nick, what was THAT? *winks*
N: My hand, dumbass!
B: CENSORED!!!!!
Kevin: I�m�sorry�about that�Nick�didn�t get�. enough�sleep�. last�. night. *talks slowly*
R: Alright, that�s not a problem.� So, how does it feel like to be heartthrobs?� I mean, I know I have a little cousin and she thinks Nick is the cutest guy on Earth.� Does it affect you in any way?
K: Thank you.
*Nick glares at Kevin*
B: *breaks his silence* Well we�re well grounded. *chews his gum, and smacks it REALLY loudly*
H:� It�s very humbilizing.� I mean, if I were their age, I�d probably go for Nick.
Aj: But you know, I wouldn�t want cameras in my toilet, especially if I�ve had too many beans�
R: So I hear some of you have charities set up, is that right?
H: Yes we do. *winks* I set up a fund for my sister, *winks* who died of a disease called Lupus and stuff like that, last year.� So I set up a charity and stuff like that *winks* for her called the Caroline Cochran Dorough Lupus Fund at Florida Hospital and stuff like that. *winks*
R: Very nice, and you too Brian?
B:� Yes I do.� I have a charity set up at St. Joseph�s Hospital in Kentucky for children with heart defects whose parents can�t afford open-heart surgery for them.� Tyk come here!� *lifts Tyk onto his lap*
*Nick yawns, stretches and starts playing with his water bottle.� Takes the label off, and reads it*
R:� So tell me, what makes the Backstreet Boys different?
K:� Well we�re� not� manufactured� like� some� bands are.� Brian and I �are from�Kentucky.� He�s�my�cousin; I�ve�known him�all�my�life.
Aj: Me and Nick are only children. *pelvic thrust*
H:� We like girls. *wink*
N: *whispers* Hey Brian, go over there and I'll come to you like a flying spaceship!
K: *glares at Nick* My way of winding Nick up is to correct him in front of everyone.
R: Ok, so what about your sound?
AJ:� We�re different.� More mature�sexier. *lifts up his shirt*� Yeah I know, I�m a man, Sorry!
N:� We each bring our own flavours to the group�
K:� Yeah, we each have our own flavours.
N: Like ice cream.
K: Yeah, like ice cream!
*Nick smirks and looks at Kevin*
K: Stop laughing Nick.
R: Ok so who sings what parts?
H: *proudly* I sing the high, falsetto parts!
Aj: Kevin gets all the sexy talking parts.
*Nick stretches again and taps his fingers on the water bottle impatiently*
R:� So tell me about what you think of the fans in Canada, and do you have anything you want to say to them?
B:� Aj got his foot run over there.� It wasn�t funny.� *bursts out laughing*
K:� We wanna� thank you�um�for all your�love and support.
H: Keepin the Backstreet Pride Alive! *flashes the peace sign*
N:� I planned out what I was gonna say but now I forgot�but just to let you know I guess, I am now in Florida, that�s where I resign.� And watch out for St. Patrick on Valentine�s Day!
R: Um, well looks like we�ve run out of time, thanks for the interview guys.
H:�You're such a dumbass, Nick. Everyone knows that it's St. John who comes and shoots you in the butt!
Aj:� I can�t believe you said DA on TV man.
N: I know HOWARD.
H: Stop whining Doofo.
N: I do not!� I do not whine!
R: CUT!
So there you have it people�. the interview of the century brought to you by none other than the Backstreet Boys.� This is fictional and this is humour�meaning�none of it is true�except I did take lil snippets of what they did say and put them together...that was fun�haha!
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