The worst noise on Earth!
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BE WARNED, HUMANS!! This is home of Brutal Bukkake Blast, the most horrible, awful, shitty band on this planet! 100% total garbage grind! To the average ear, Brutal Bukkake Blast is utter nonsense, but to the most demented ,sick, perverted, fucked mind, it is GENIUS! BBB stands against society, religion, morality, humanity, homosexuality, and above all, the music mainstream! BBB will NOT be liked by these mainstream sheepish subhumans! and we are GLAD! HAHAHA! ROT IN YOUR CONSUMPTION OF COMMERCIALISM FAGGOTS! Enjoy.
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News:
1/31/03 6:06 PM; Porno here. Started a small 6 track song release, a tribute to Norse music, "True Norwegian Fuck Metal" containing songs all in Norwegian. Also complete a new song, download "You're a Pussy" here.
12/22/02 11:45 PM; Greetings earthlings. Porno here. I finished a ton of noise tracks for the demo, and a few for the split with WxrtHltl-jwlpklz. I will finish the rest of the songs as soon as I can record the guitar riffs. I am going to add a drum machine to some songs and some keyboard. If you havn't already checked out WxrtHltl-jwlpklz, do so, it makes Brutal Bukkake Blast seem like the latest Aaraon Carter. Total fucking harsh noise! No written reviews so far, but people have said the tracks sound like Prosthetic Cunt and/or Anal Cunt. Sign my fucking guestbook you fucks!!!!
Biography:
Brutal Bukkake Blast was started in 2002 by a demented human who we will call Porno. Porno was tired of hearing all this shit grindcore, for one reason: it wasn't shitty enough! It needed to be total garbage, and that's how Brutal Bukkake Blast came to play. He called up Barney on guitars, and the mayhem began! BBB is not influenced by ANY grind/noise band out there, only inspired by the fact that music isn't shitty enough!!!!!!!!!!! Brutal Bukkake Blast is total shit anal noise!!!
Lineup:
Porno: main vocals, backup vocals, bass, sampling, drum machine, sharpie marker, soda can, desktop etc
Barney: all guitars
Hamgelo: backup vocals (only appears on very few songs)
Discography:
Live Necrophilia Cumorgy (Live Split with WxrtHltl-jwlpklz) (2002) (tape) COMING SOON ON MONUMENTAL DEATHFUCK!
Tracklist:
1. FUCK THE MAINSTREAM!
2. Brutal Bukkake Blast
3. Your Boyfriend is a Faggot
4. Toothrape
5. Coffin Born is the Gayest Fucking Band Ever
6. You Cocksucker
7. Fiendish Cumgoblins
8. Mass Obese Slutfuck
9. Menstrual Fistfuck Perversion
10. Chinese Apples on the Porch
11. Your Band Fucking Sucks
12. I Want To Rape Your Girlfriend, Faggot
13. Faggots Are Gay
14. Wet Vomit Anal Incest
15. Necropedophile
16. Fuck Cephalic Carnage
17. Erection Whore (Harrasment)
18. Anal Grandma
19. Self Inflicted Circumcision (Acoustic Anal Rape version)
20. Corpophilia Guttaral Exploitation
21. Untitled (Sadistik Exekution cover)
22. Outro (Death To Humankind)
Total Shit Noise Grind Fuckery (demo) (2002) (tape?) COMING SOON ON MONUMENTAL DEATHFUCK!
Tracklist:
1. Fuck off and DIE!
2. I Kill Children
3. Total Shit
4. I Hate Your Band
5. You're A Pussy
6. Fuck
7. Brutal Bukkake Blast
9. Kentucky Fried Fetus
10. Noise Grind Fuckery
11. SPERMICIDAL!!!
12. Eat Shit
13. Taco
14. Shut up, Women
15. Untitled (Sadistik Exekution cover)
16. Coat Hanger Abortionist
17. Kill the Whales!
18. I Raped Avril Lavigne
19. Andrew WK is a Fucking Pussy
20. All Your Base Are Belong To Us
21. You're Old, Fuck You (Anal Cunt cover)
22. Greasy Fucking Spic (Vaginal Jesus cover)
23. Monumental Deathfukk
Audio MP3:
Note: If site ever goes down, head here for MP3's
Mass Obese Slutfuck (Porno's favorite grind track)
Menstrual Fistfuck PerversionCoffin Born is the Gayest Fucking Band Ever
Toothrape (Porno's fav. noise track)
Fiendish Cumbgoblins (RECCOMENDED!!!)
Total Shit (Porno's other fav. noise track)
I Kill Children (RECCOMENDED!!!)
Eat Shit (RECCOMENDED!!!)
Fuck (PERVERSE! RECCOMENDED!!)
Monumental Deathfukk (RECCOMENDED!!!)
Propaganda:
FLYERS!!!
Brutal Bukkake Blast is providing you with some nice obscene, offensive flyers, to pass around to your neighbors! These are black and white flyers, so they are "printer friendly". Thanks for Pedophile of Aural Decimation for these. Enjoy you sick fucks!! P.S. Don't get caught passing these around ;)
Flyer 1 - Fuck the Church of the Jews
Flyer 2 - Jesus Christ of Nazareth
Flyer 3 - The Church of Jesus Christ
Links:
WxrtHltl-jwlpklz - Killer noise project (releasing a split with Brutal Bukkake Blast)
Enbilulugugal - Total noise experimental black metal!
Monumental Deathfuck Productions
Monumental Deathfuck - killer label (releasing BBB material)
GG Allin's official page, if you don't know who he is, FUCK OFF!!!!
Frankenstein Drag Queens from Planet 13
Killer band, FUCK WEDNESDAY 13! FUCKING SELL OUT! FUCK THE MURDERDOLLS!
I'm a big fan, FUCK OFF! FUCK NEW SCHOOL MISFIT WORSHIPPERS!
Insane fucking noise/grind!!
Official site
Huge inspiration for BBB
Porno's Vaginal Jesus lyrics site
A band with a similar sound as BBB
Seth from Anal Cunt! GO NOW FUCKING IDIOT!
Contact:
KILL!!!