January the 17th, 2005 - YES!!! GODDESS IS NOW 9-TIME CHAMPION OF THE UNITED STATES!!! GODDESS landed only five triple jumps but her wondrous technik and artistry was enough to hold off HEADKASE Cohen and ALL JUMPZ Meissner. Awful Kirk was 4th.
October the 11th, 2004 - HELLO, KITTENZ!!! Long time, no updaytz! Truly, this is wondrouns occasion to change that, as GODDESS wins Campbell's FALZE Kompetishun over vile Arakawa (who will NEVER win WORLD TYTLE again! eville Tarasova politiks), Cohen (in FALL, FALL, FALL), Ando (in no ARTISTIK IMPRESSHUN), Meissner (WHO??), Sebestyen (no European PRYDE), and Kirk (who has been retyred). This is a GREAT start for the season!!! Next stop - SKAYT AMERIKA!!!! GODDESS FOR WORLD TITLE NUMBER 6!!!! Oh, and of courze, Olga updayted fakts for the 2004-2005 season!!
April the 7th- GODDESS IS 5-TIME CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!! Oh, kitten, you make Olga soooo soo very proud to be your number one fan!!! LONG LIVE THE GODDESS!!! Thank you for another moment of JOY!!! Oh, yes, YES, YES!!! OCMKF and I are finally done celebrayting, this is why I have just now updayted. Coming soon is a new wallpaper, I know you will all love it muchly. Until then, goodbye kittens!!!
March the 6th- Hello, kittens. Olga has been a bad babushka. I am sorry for alwayz being in NO UPDAYTS, but I just do not have much time, for I am busy koaching and koreograffing for Galina, and I have been working with my kompany- Olga, Inc. to produce more GODDESS produkts to sell. As for updayts, since the last time I updayted, GODDESS won her 7th Nashunil Title, defeating vile kompetitors like HUGHES/Wagner and COHEN/Tarasova!!! Kongratulashins, Goddess! She decided to skip Grand Prix Final because of courze politik would have prevented her from winning and GODDESS does not have time for that. She instead has fokused on training for the World Championships, where of courze, she will win her 5th title!!! Good luck, Goddess!!!
December the 6th- Hello, kittens. As a result of the GODDESS' wondrous performance Skayt Amerika, she has qualified for the GRAND PRIX FINAL!!! Kongratulashins, kitten!!!
Alzo, Olga has started her own kompany called "Goddess, Inc." Our first line of produkts is out, just in time for the holidays. Be quik, for these should sell VERY quickly!!! Here are the links:
For the Goddess' Jewish fans
Tree Ornament #1
Tree Ball #1
A special surprise (a must buy!) (yes, that is YOURS TRULY modelling in this piktur!)
November the 17th- Hello kittens. Quite some time ago, the GODDESS kompeted at SKAYT AMERIKA!! There, she placed 1st, winning the gold metal!!! Unfortunately, she fell on tripel lutz jump, but she did this on purpose you see... she must look bad in beginning of season so that when she is PERFEKT at Nashinals and Worlds, she will look even better!!! Trust me kittens, I speek truth. This is the GODDESS' only kometishin during the Grand Prix, so we will not be able to witness her PERFEKTION again until the Nashinal Championships of AMERIKA!!! There, she will win gold metal and then she will go on to WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS and win her 5th World titel!!! THE GODDESS HAS RETURNED!!!
October the 10th- Hello. Olga here. I am truly sorry for being in NO UPDAYTS. I have been truly wretched, and not deserving of being the GODDESS'S number one fan!!! I hope to make up for this. As for news- The GODDESS has found koach. His name is Scott Williams, and he is vile, vile, vile!!! Truly, this must be a joke?? Does she not know that I am available?? For if she did, of courze she would have come to me begging for my koaching skills!!! You must vote in my new poll- click here! Alzo, the GODDESS made her return at the Campbell's FALZE kompetishin... she of courze won, beating spoiled brat- Ann-Patrice McDonough, Sarah Hughes (I laff muchly), Sasha Cohen, Viktoria Volchkova (no pryde!), and Jennifer Robinson (shaymful!).
August the 30th- Hello, kittens!!! I have mayd my return!!! I have added a new wallpaper to show the WONDROUSNESS of the GODDESS!!!
June the 17th- Hello! Many updayts, kittens. I have added a new wallpaper and a new sekshin kalled support buttons. Both of these sekshins kan be found under multimedia. Truly, i will kontinue to add to these sekshins at a later time. Goodbye, dearz!
June the 16th- Hello kittens... I have finally updayted with aktual content! There is a new sekshin called wallpaper, where I have put up a wondrous wallpaper that you kan downlode on to your desktop. I hope you like it, as I was in much hard work all day! More will come soon, of courze.
Until then, Olga
June the 14th- Hello all! Olga is here... I have finally fixed those eeritabel javascript errors. How wondrous of me... truly, there are no other updayts because Olga kannot think of any wayz to express her absolute luv and ubsesshin with the goddess. Perhaps I will updayt muchly on the weekend. I alzo added a counter on the main page to see how many people visit... but many people have already visited, so I kry muchly at the low number :( If you have any suggeschins or komments, etc. sign the guestbook or go to my wondrous website (link is in the newsflash from may the 28th) and e-mail me.
Until then, Olga
May the 28th- Hello, kittens. Olga is alive and well! I have been muchly busy and I am sorry for being in no updayts. I am happy to announce the releasement of my new wondrous personal website- Olga's Advice of the Day. Please visit and share your thots in the guestbook.
April the 14th- Hello again, all. Olga has been very bad! I have not updayted in many dayz! Since my last updayt.... MICHELLE HAS THE SULLIVAN AWARD!!!! How wondrous!!! She beat pothead gymnizt, Sean Townsend (who literilly blowz smoke hehe), and some other wretched athletes. Of courze, this award is one of many that the wondrous Kwan has won! Oh, kongradulashins Michelle, dear. You truly are wondrous!!! Now, I must go continue selibrating with Obsessive Compulsive MK Fan! Ta-Ta!
April the 4th- Hello, dearz! I have finally updayted the website! You can now share your thots on this website in the wondrous guestbook! Please go to the index page for the link! Those !@#$%^ Java errorz drive Olga nuts! Olga hates geocities, dearz! Olga will updayt muchly on weekend! Until then, byebye!
March 26th- It wuz just announced dearz that in the warmup for the long program at Worldz, Sasha Cohen and Irina Slutskaya, who are both eville, collided! Sasha apparintlee stud in the middle of ice while Irina wuz skating backwards, but thot Irina wud stop. Apparentlee, her head wuz still dizzee from practicing the head grabbing/seisure part of her program and she did not see Sasha. Irina suffered a black eye and broken nose.
