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UPDAYTED: January the 17th, 2005! CLICK

TAKE THE ULTIMATE GODDESS QUIZ!

Michelle is beyond perfekt and dezerving marks of 7.5 alwayz! she is in skating of pretty piktures on ice! and wondrous expression! she is in wondrous techniks and has tried two triple-triple kombinashuns in her kareer! EVILLE Robin Wagner and Maria Butyrskaya tamper with her skates and she fall fall fall on them but we know that she is perfektly kapable of landing in kompetishun! 2002 Olympik was tragedy! Saraha Hughes is overskored for her 2 3/4 - 23/4 kombinashuns and flutzing and Michelle is in wretched headcase techniks bekause she knows judges want Sarah to win gold metal and she is in nokonfidence and fallz on simple triple flip!!! and kannot do triple toe-triple toe kombinashun! Michelle Kwan is GODDESS!!! She is wondrous and deservez GOLD METALS alwazy! She is deserving alwzy of marks of 6.0 or 10.0 if possible bekause she is beyond perfekt!!!

Why is Michelle Kwan a goddess?

1. She is in WONDROUS technik!!!! She skates with beautiful posturez and much speed!!! She is alwazy in kleen exekushun and NOFLUTZ unlike Sarah Hughes!
2. Her artistry is WONDROUS!!! She is BEST ARTIST ever skoring over 20 marks of 6.0!!!!! She paints lovely pitrues on ice!!! She is so beautiful judges kry when she skates! Perhaps knew mark of 10.0 for artistik needs to be established for GODDESS!
3. She is GORJUS!!! Lovely Michelle is mozt beautiful woman!!!

Michelle's Quik Fakts

Age: Michelle Kwan is 22
Coach: Scott Williams!
Height: Michelle Kwan is the perfekt height.
Weight: Michelle Kwan is the perfekt weight.
Titles: Michelle Kwan is a 5-time World Champion!, 9-time Nashinal Champion!, and she shud alzo be 2-time Olympik Champion if not for awful wretched politik!
Musik: In the year 2004-2005, Michelle Kwan skayts to "Bolero"

Michelle's EVILLE RIVALS!

Sasha Cohen is TRULY EVILLE! She skates with NOSPEED and is in flutz, not lutz! She is flexibull, which Amerikans like, but she is reallt WRETCHED.

Irina Slutskaya is the WORZT SKATER EVER! She is in NOTECHNIK and NOPOSCHURE! She kannot skate, and is in no Russian pride.

Robin Wagner is the AWFUL koach of the WRETCHED Sarah Hughes! She kannot teach proper TECHNIK. She teached NOROTATIONS and flutz, and not lutz.

Sarah Hughes is TRULY WRETCHED! She only won the Olympiks because of Politik! I do not speek more of this AWFUL skater!

Tara Lipinski is EVILLE!! EVILLE! EVILLE!