Train Ride
Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were
a Kiwi, an Aussie (both blokes), a young blonde lady, and a little old
lady.
The train goes into a tunnel & a few seconds later there's the sound of
a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi has a
bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: That Kiwi must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde thinks: That Kiwi must have tried to grope me in the
dark, but missed and fondled the old lady. She slapped his cheek.
The Kiwi thinks: That Aussie must have groped the blonde in the
dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The Aussie thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can slap
that fucking Kiwi again.
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