Speeding Blonde
A blonde was stopped for speeding by an officer, so he walks over to the car to ask her for her drivers licence, and tells her that she's done about 20kms over the speed limit. She simply replies: "What's that, a drivers licence? And what is a speeding limit anyway?" The cop wonders for a moment and says: "Well, a drivers licence is to prove that you know the highway code..." Again the blonde remarks: "Highway code, what's that?"
The policeman, now really annoyed wants to see the car documentary. As suspected, the blonde replies: "documents, what's that?" -"That's to prove you own the car... I don't believe this!"
Not knowing how to approach this, the cop calls for advice over the radio, and explains the situation. The guy on the other side quitely asks: "Is that an Audi TT she's driving?" -"Yes..." -"Is it red?" -"Yes...?!" -"Well, just go over to the car and drop your pants."
Startled, the officer replies: "What?! -I can't go over there and drop my pants!! What do you think I'm doing?"
"Trust me" the guy from the commando room says, "and this is an order!"
Well, an order is an order, and the cop walks over to the blonde and drops his pants, only to hear her say: "Oh no! Not another breathaliser test!"
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