Engineer in Hell





An engineer dies and reports to Hell. Soon the engineer becomes dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell and starts designing and making improvements. After a short while, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators.

The engineer is becoming a very popular guy. One day God calls Satan on His cell phone and says with a grin, "So, how's it going down there in Hell?" Satan replies, "Things are going great. We now have air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators. There's no telling what this new engineer is going to come up with next!"

God shouts, "What? You've got an engineer down there? That's a mistake. An engineer should never have been sent to Hell; send him up here right now."

Satan says, "Sorry, no way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God replies, "Send him up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs . "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"





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