Some Jokes...
Some are a bit lame... lmao
How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
>>Unique Up On It.
How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
>>Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
>>They Take The Psycho Path.
How Do You Get Holy Water?
>>You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
>>Dam!
What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
>>Polaroids
What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
>>A Stick.
What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
>>Nacho Cheese.
What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
>>Subordinate Clauses.
What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
>>Quatro Sinko.
What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
>>Spoiled Milk.
What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
>>Frostbite.
What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
>>Nervous Wreck.
What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
>>Anyone Can Roast Beef.
Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
>>Right Where You Left Him.
Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
>>Because They Have Big Fingers.
Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
>>Because It Scares The Dog.
What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
>>Sanka.
What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
>>The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
>>Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
>>Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
How Are a Texas Tornado And an Arkansas Divorce The Same?
>>Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer!
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