Italian Bride
Maria had just got married and, being a
traditional Italian, she was still a virgin.
So, on her wedding night, staying at her
mother's house, she was nervous.
But her mother reassured her. "Don't
worry, Maria. Tony's a gooda man. Go upstairs and he'll tak'a
care of you."So up she went.
When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt
and exposed his hairy chest.
Maria ran downstairs to her mother and
says, "Mama, Mama, Tony's gotta biga hairy chest!"
"Don't worry, Maria," says the mother,"
all gooda men have hairy chests.
Go upstairs. He'll tak'a gooda care of you."
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So, up she went again.
When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off
his pants exposing his hairy legs.
Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother.
"Mama, Mama, Tony took off'a his pants and he gotta
hairy legs!"
"Don't worry. All gooda men have hairy legs.
Tony's a gooda man. Go upstairs and he'll tak'a gooda
care of you." So up she went again.
When she got up there, Tony took off his shoes
and socks and, on his left foot, he was missing three
toes.
When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs.
"Mama, Mama, Tony's gotta a foot and a
half!"..........
Mama says, "Stay here and stir the
pasta!"
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