Blonde Ice Fishing
A blonde went ice fishing and when she drilled the hole in the ice a sinister voice said, "There are no fish here!"
So she moved to a different spot and started to drill a hole, but the voice said. " There are no fish here!"
So she again did the same thing but again the voice said, " There are no fish THERE!" So the blonde looked up and asked, " Are you god?"
The voice replied, "No�I'm the manager of this ice rink."
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