Bribery
One day a 12 year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the driver wound down the window.
"I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car" , said the driver.
"No way, " replied the boy.
"How about a bag of lollies and $10. the driver asked.
"No way" replied the boy.
"What about a bag of lollies and $50?" asked the driver.
"No, I'm not getting in the car" answered the boy.
"Okay, I'll give you a bag of lollies and $100" the driver offered.
"No!" replied the boy."
"What will it take to get you in the car?" asked the driver.
The boy replied "Listen Dad. You bought the bloody Skoda, you live with it".
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