Homer Simpson Quotes
These are really quite funny! lol.
1 - You couldn't fool me on the foolingest day of the year with an electrified fooling machine.
2 - With $10,000, we can be millionaires!
3 - Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?
4 - I know I'm not usually a praying man, but if you're up there, please Superman, help me!
5 - Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
6 - Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true.
7 - Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos.
8 - Without TV, it is hard to know when one day ends and another begins.
9 - I don't have to be careful. I've got a gun!
10 - Being eaten by a crocodile is just like falling asleep, in a blender.
11 - Weaselling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel.
12 - There's that purple stuff inside. Purple is a fruit!
13 - Note to self. Stop doing anything.
14 - I'm just trying to get into heaven. I'm not running for Jesus.
15 - Speed limits are just a suggestion, like pants.
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