Male & Female Definitions of words.
1 . THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female ......Any part under a car's hood.
Male ..........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female ......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male .........Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female ......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male .........Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n .
Female .......A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male ...........Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female ......A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male ..........Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female ......An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male ..........A source of entertainment, self-_expression, male bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female ......The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male .........Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female .......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male ..........A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes
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