Are you a B.I.T.C.H?
This is pretty good.. ;)
Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know...Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist".
The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K., you know...Double Income, No Kids.".
The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know...Rich, Urban, Biker.".
They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?'" She replies: "I'm a W.I.F.E., you know...Wash, Iron, Fetch, Etc.".
A second gal answers their question before they even ask it: "B.I.T.C.H.". What exactly is a BITCH?!? they ask in unison. "Babe In Total Control of Herself."
So ladies, next time somebody calls you a "Bitch" SMILE... and say "Thank You!!"
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