Scene: New York City, New York [Madison Square Garden]
A nEw Champion has been crowned. And Ric Flair is now the twelfth man in history to become nEw World Heavyweight Champion, and become an eighteen time World Champion overall. But his win did not come without controversy as the story usually goes. Ric Flair made an oath to Val Venis that he would aide him on his quest to become Champion again but when the smoke cleared and it was all said and done, Ric Flair came out the winner. The Final Four consisted of 'Hollywood' Hogan, Randy Orton, Val Venis, and of course The Nature Boy. Hollywood was the first of the final four to be eliminated but it didn't come without reprecussions. Hollywood slid back into the ring ILLEGALY when the referees weren't aware and nailed Randy Orton with a shot beetween the eyes, followed up by a Legdrop that allowed Val Venis to take full advantage and toss an unconcious Randy Orton over the top rope. This was to be Randy Orton's farewell from the Battle Bowl. But it would not be Randy Orton's farewell to the nEw World TItle scene, no because Randy Orton has been given a second opportunity to make the wrongs that were done to him last week on ShowTime RIGHT. This Sunday Night, Four Men will face off for the opportunity to face nEw World Champion Ric Flair at Legacy, New Era Wrestling's first pay-per-view since it's return. Who will take advantage? Who will have the disatisfaction of having to be met with two back to back defeats when given an opportunity such as this, you can bet Randy Orton will be doing EVERYTHING in his power to make the best of this opportunity as he always does. In One on One World Title Matches Randy Orton is Undefeated, never having the World Title taken from him from another superstar in the Xtreme Wrestling Federation, a Wrestling Promotion that was almost unheard of in. Randy Orton was the First, Last, and ONLY nEw/XWF Undisputed Champion and that definately counts for something.
" Greatness Is Contagious. "
a·poth·e·osis (ap-uh-THEE-uh-sis) n. 1.Elevation to divine rank or stature; deification. 2.An exalted or glorified example; a model of excellence or perfection of a kind.
Scene: The Last we saw of Randy Orton was when he was forced away from ringside after being eliminated thanks to an already eliminated Hollywood Hogan. Randy was furious, storming his way up the walkway and back towards his lockerroom to pack up his things and prepare for the long trip across the states to Los Angeles, California where the next ShowTime will take place at The Staples Center in downtown L.A., the following takes place inside of Randy Orton's dressing room just moments after he was eliminated from the Lethal Lottery Battle Royal, where Randy Orton is staring at himself in the bathroom mirror breathing heavily.
'nEw apotheosis' Randy Orton: " Again... AGAIN I was cheated of my opportunity to become World Champion, why? Because some bitter old man doesn't know when to call it quits, because Hollywood Hogan slid back into the ring after he had already been tossed over and COST me the Battle Bowl. I had that match won, I was unstoppable, nobody in that ring could've tossed me out if I was concious wich is exactly why Val Venis cheated because he knew exactly that. Val knew that he couldn't beat me without resulting to lowly tactics. "
Scene: Randy puts his hands ontop of his head acting like he is about to pull his hair out but instead he takes his agression out on everything lying on the bathroom counter. He sweeps everything to the floor in a rage and stomps back into the main living room tossing a few more things into his travel bag.
'nEw apotheosis' Randy Orton: " But it's alright, I'm used to those who aren't quite as good as myself cheating to beat me.. hell, they did it all the time back in the XWF so why should it be any different here in nEw? I'm still the best wrestler to ever grace the squared circle, so what if that title eludes me for one more month.. I will have it soon enough. And if I have to pry it from the dead crippled fingers of that Dinosaur Ric Flair than so be it. "
Scene: Randy zips his bag up and looks like he is ready to leave the arena when he hears a knock at his door. Who could it be? Who would dare to interrupt Randy Orton at a time like this. Randy walks over to the door and opens it up only to see one hell of a sight. Carmella Decasare, former Playboy Playmate and Quarter of A Million Dollar Raw Diva Search Runner-Up! Randy's look of annoyance changes as he smiles at the dark haired diva.
'nEw apotheosis' Randy Orton: " Well.. Well.. Well.. what brings you here Carmella? Here to tell me how much I got screwed over by Val Venis and Hollywood Hogan out there, because that's exactly what happened. "
'Devilish Diva' Carmella DeCasare: " Well no Randy, actually I didn't know this was your lockerroom.. I must have knocked on the wrong door I'm so sorry. It's just that I heard some noises from inside and I thought I'd check to see if you were doing okay. "
'nEw apotheosis' Randy Orton: " You Didn't know this was my lockeroom huh? It says my name right on the door Carmella, I think you could come up with a better excuse than that. But if you really wantt to know, to be perfectly honest with you I'm not alright, I just got screwed out of the opportunity to become nEw World Champion for the second time and I'm not too happy about it. So no, I'm not OKAY. "
'Devilish Diva' Carmella DeCasare: " Well I'm very very sorry to hear that Randy babe, I wish there was something I could do to help you.. "
Scene: Carmella grins, running a finger up and down Randy's chest playfully as Randy just laughs.
'nEw apotheosis' Randy Orton: " Well unless you can turn back time and make sure that those damn refs were doing their jobs and paying attention I'm not sure if you can. This wouldn't have happened, it could have all been avoided if the nEw Officials were doing their damn jobs. Plain and simple, someone needs to get their ass fired for that mistake. Hollywood should have never been allowed to step foot back in that ring, and I should be holding up that World Heavyweight Championship right now. "
'Devilish Diva' Carmella DeCasare: " Well unfortunately I can't do that.. but what I can do is help you out, you have a Fatal Four Way Number One Contenders Match next week on ShowTime you know.. and well, a girl like me all alone in a big place like New York City, or Los Angeles. I need a big, strong man like yourself to keep me safe. So what'ya say Rand? I stand in your corner this Sunday and watch you become the number one contender, and than we'll celebrate. "
'nEw apotheosis' Randy Orton: " So that's what this is about? You came to ask me if you could accompany me to the ring? Well Carmella I've had alott've problems with my ringside partners in the past, problems I wouldn't like to repeat. So tell me, what makes you any different from Torrie or Sable? "
'Devilish Diva' Carmella DeCasare: " Different? Just look at me Randy, I'm not your typical bimbo blonde, I'm One of a kind.. just like you are. We were meant for each other Randy and you know it. "
'nEw apotheosis' Randy Orton: " Is that so? Well I'll tell you what Carmella, I was just about to leave. What do you say you and I talk this over a little more on the way to my limo. "
'Devilish Diva' Carmella DeCasare: " You got yourself a deal tiger. "
Scene: Randy grabs his bag, makes sure he hasn't left anything behind and closes the door shut behind him. Randy extends his arm as Carmella giggles like a little school girl, hooks her arm around Randy's and the two make their way down the hallway. Looks like Randy is in a better mood already. But who wouldn't be if Carmella DeCasare was knocking at your door and you just found out you had a number one contenders match in one week. Things are definately looking up for Randy Orton already. The Scene Fades to black.
Scene: Twenty Four Hours Later, after moods have had time to settle and nEw begins it's second week it is now time to think ahead, not behind. A Small television screens comes into the picture, whose living room does this tv set lie in? who knows, all that matters is that the television has been turned on and is playing the final scenes of Randy Orton and Carmella DeCasare walking towards the underground parking lot of Madison Square Garden. Randy was obviously upset, upset until the very attractive Carmella made him an offer he couldn't refuse. The scene on the tv screen is that of a stretch of beach, the sand is untouched, seashells scattered about. The sound of the waves crashing on the coast is heard in the background but it is faded even softer into the foreground as a narrarator type voice can now be heard.
Tired? silence. Restless? more silence. Don't Know When To Quit? even more silence. Well We Have Just The Answer For You..
Scene: Finally a figure steps into the picture, a man sporting a suit.. on the beach. He walks casually along, just above the waters edge using facial expressions and hand gestures to prove his point.
Narrarator: " Hello... have you felt these symptoms and more? Do you feel like you just don't have any gas in the tank but you just don't know when to hang up the boots? You just may have the disease dunowenduqwit. If this sounds like you well than *medicine name here* is the solution for you. Yes because *medicine name here* has been proven to break the effects of the disease known as dunowenduqwit with little to no side effects at all. Don't take it from me, just listen to these testimonies from some of our satisfied customers. "
Scene: The Scene switches over to a living room where a middle aged couple are sitting, holding each others hands. The women has a smile on her face as she looks to her partner and than back towards the camera.
Satisfied Customer #1: " Hi, my name is Teresa and this is my husband Bill. Two months ago my Husband was a workaholic, he never took a sick day, never took a holiday off. I was afraid he was going to get hurt on the job if he didn't slow down.. *insert medicine name here* changed all of that. He no longer works, and even though we don't have any income at all coming into our house now, we have more time to spend with our two children and he can retire without feeling like he has to get up for work every morning. Thank you so much *insert medicine name here*. "
Scene: The Couple smile at each other as the scene switches back to the man walking along the beach in a suit.
Narrarator: " Amazing isn't it? Those two happy individuals can now live a better life thanks to our help. And if you aren't yet convinced, just listen to a testimony from someone famous. "
Scene: The Scene switches yet again as we see an empty gym with a wrestling ring palced in the middle. At first nobody can be seen in the room until someone steps into the picture finally and speaks.
'The Ultimate Warrior' Jim Helwig: " Hello, you may know me from the WWE back in the eighties, I was known as The Ultimate Warrior and was a former Intercontinental and World Champion. It saddens me to say that I too once didn't know when to quit. I would keep returning and returning to the ring, never really knowing the harm that I would cause. Guys Like Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, Macho Man, they have no idea the taint that they are putting upon their legacy, the harm that it will do in the longrun to stay in the business when you shouldn't be there. I used to respect these guys.. but now, now I just look at them in disgust because they just don't know when to hang up the boots. *medicine name here* helped me with that problem and I owe my life to it. I just hope guys like Flair, Piper, and Hogan realize it before it is too late. "
Scene: Yet again the scene returns to the narrarator.
Narrarator: " Touching yes? How just one pill can change your entire life, ending the labor and hard work that you shouldn't even be doing. And age has no preference, you must know when to call it quits. Just listen to this sweet elderly woman's heartbreaking story of how we saved her life as well. "
Scene: Another scene change as we are taken inside the home of an elderly woman with a cat on her lap. She continuosly pets the cat over and over as the camera man has to remind her she is on live telivision.
Satisfied Customer #2: " Oh.. I'm Sorry. My name is Elaine and I used to work at McDonalds until about a year ago. Now you may say I look too old to work at McDonalds but the thing was, I didn't know when to say stop. I was a workaholic and plus.. I was addicted to the applie pies. But *medicine name here* changed all of that. I no longer feel like I HAVE to go work at McDonalds.. although the apple pies are still appealing. But either way you look at it, a ninety-three year old woman working at McDonalds isn't right, I should have been retired a long time ago.. don't be stupid like me, quit while you are ahead. "
Narrarator: " Some nice words of Wisdom for you there.. yes for just one hundred and eighty dollars a month you can have a prescription to *medicine name here* and get on with your life.. not work. We will leave you with one last confession from a former Playboy Playmate. "
Scene: This time the scene switches for a final time, revealing a small dark room with Carmella DeCasare sitting in a lone chair in the middle. She smiles at the camera and begins to speak, not really looking directly into the lens of the camera for some odd reason.
'Devilish Diva' Carmella DeCasare: " Yeah I took.. what's it called again? Oh yeah sorry. I took *medicine name here* just shortly after I started posing for Playboy. If I hadn't taken it I think I would have continued to pose for playboy.. "
Scene: Carmella pauses as their is a moment of silence. Carmella posing for playboy over and over? What the hell is wrong with that?! Anyways..
'Devilish Diva' Carmella DeCasare: " So yeah, I guess it saved my life. I mean, I think those old men that still wrestle should really think about taking this stuff. Before they end up breaking a hip or something. I mean Ric Flair? Have you seen how old the guy is? Kiss Stealing? EW.. I would never let that old fossil kiss me. "
Scene: A voice can be heard offset telling Carmella to stay on the topic.
'Devilish Diva' Carmella DeCasare: " What's that word say at the bottom? "
Narrarator: " CUT! "
Scene: The Narrarator/Director steps onto the scene waving off the cameras as if to say "REDO" or "TAKE TWO". Carmella just sits there twirling her hair in one finger. But before they can redo the scene Randy Orton steps onto the set pushing the director aside and breaking the cue card, snapping it in half over his knee.
'nEw apotheosis' Randy Orton: " Alright I've had enough. I hired you guys to get the point across as quickly as possible and you can't even do that. You're all fired, get the hell out of my sight! "
Scene: The Camera Crew and Director/Narrarator quickly walk off the stage but the cameras continue to roll as Randy takes notice to the small red light still blinking above the cameras on button.
'nEw apotheosis' Randy Orton: " Hollywood, Roddy Piper, and yes even you Val.. Like the man said, age makes no difference.. when it is time to call it quits it is time to quit. Not return to the ring in some blaze of glory. The only reason you were in the battle bowl was because of ME Val. I hit the RKO and like the little thief you are you climbed the top rope and stole the win from me. This is your idea of Championship Material? You think you have what it takes to become a two time nEw Champion yet you can't even win a match by yourself? Pathetic.. you make me sick Val. And Hogan, Piper, If there were such a thing as an antidote for the stubborn, those who refuse to call it quits, you would definately need to take it. How old are you two by now? Ninety-One Hundred Years Old? I've lost track. It really doesn't matter because after Sunday Night you will be looking at your pathetic wrestling careers in an all new light. You'll wish there was such a thing to cue your illness but there isn't. There is only shame and disgrace for you old fools who are way past your prime. All you will be remembered as is the old men who stuck around WAY too long. And Don't worry guys, I'll be making plenty of money to afford putting you all in homes after I'm finished with you on ShowTime. You can retire knowing that you actually got to step into the ring with the absolute best.. ME, yours truly, Randy Orton. So lace up your boots and comb over your comb overs for one last time gentleman because Randy Orton is about to.. "
'nEw apotheosis' Randy Orton: " And look DAMN GOOD doing it.. "
Randy puts his arm around Carmella as the two walk off the set and out of view. The Scene fades to black shortly after, fading out with the nEw: Revolution logo and than going to a commercial break.
