Scene: Corporate Office Building [New York City, New York] Next Match: @ ShowTime Versus. Christian & JBL [Tag Team Match]
THE RISE AND FALL of Wrestling Promotions these days seems to come with the change of the seasons. Be it PWO to CWO aWa and XWF, cWe, RW.. they all have come and gone in some way or another, some staying longer than others but all feeling the cold of winter or the heat of summer but never quite sticking around as long as some would have liked or hoped. But one Wrestling Franchise has stood tall above the rest, one federation in particular has stuck around like that relative of yours that comes around for the holidays and gives you those crappy gifts. Yes that Federation is nEw: Revolution, and everytime it seems as if the Wrestling World will disapear off the face of the earth, nEw returns to give the fans.. and Superstars exactly what they want. And what is that you ask? Well Action Packed, Fist Flying, Jaw Jamming, Hot Lesbian Action of course! Okay so maybe save the HLA for later but I think you get the point. nEw has returned and anyone would be a fool to look past it because this is it.. there is nothing else to watch, nothing else to sweat and bleed over. In one action packed night the nEw World Heavyweight Champion will be crowned since its retirement from the Xtreme Wrestling Federation almost a year ago in a Lethal Lottery Over The Top Battle Royal type matchup. Wich Superstar will it be to reclaim his place ontop of the Wrestling World? It's usually a long and hard fought battle to become World Champion but in one night we will have a nEw World Heavyweight Champion. Will it be a former nEw Champion? or will it be just a new face period? Only time will tell. But one thing that is certian is that a variety of high-caliber Wrestlers have signed andre-signed a contract with nEw: Revolution and the roster looks to be stacked up with all kinds of healthy competition. So it has come down to this.. with no where else left to turn nEw: Revolution looks to ignite the flame beneath everyone and get this show on the road. What starts with traditional tag team matchups will turn into all out madness. ShowTime.. Lethal Lottery Battle Royal for The nEw World Heavyweight Championship. Don't miss it because it will be out of this universe entertainment as only nEw can bring you.
" Back In Business.. "
a·poth·e·osis (ap-uh-THEE-uh-sis) n. 1. Elevation to divine rank or stature; deification. 2. An exalted or glorified example; a model of excellence or perfection of a kind.
Scene: Corporate America continues to roll. With the re-election of George W. Bush who some would say shares qualities with a dictator, money will continue to flow. But into whose pockets? The Rich continue to get richer and the poor get poorer as they slave away behind their office desks for that measly paycheck. A Lackluster Job, a Lackluster Life, who in their right mind would want to live a life that consists of cubicles and carb diets? Certianly not a former World Heavyweight Champion, Intercontinental Champion, and Wrestling Entrepenuer in Randy Orton. It has been almost a year now since he has stepped into a wrestling ring, never losing the thing he fought so hard for but having it taken away nonetheless. Now he must regain the glory all over again, take back what he should have never let go. World Championship Gold.
'Average Joe #1' Joe Hughes: " So another boring day at work huh? Did you happen to get that TPS Report finished yet? I Know Mike will be blowing smoke up my windpipe if we don't get that finished if you know what I mean. And if we piss him off around the Holidays who knows what he'll do. "
'Average Joe #2' Dan Woodruff: " Yeah Yeah I hear ya'. He's not going to take my Holiday Bonus away I'll tell you that much, I Finished it this morning while I sat in traffic. That damn freeway is a madhouse. "
Scene: The Usual bickering and chit-chat beetween two co-workers goes on as it usually does in this Office based on the third floor. Cubicles, Computers, Desks, Fax Machines as far as the eye can see. People are rushing around trying to get whatever task it is they were given finished and over with as quickly as possible so they can go home to their loved ones or just their telivisions. And Amongst these busy workers, somewhere.. is one of the many nEw Superstars who will have an opportunity to fight for the World Championship. That's right, Randy Orton is in this very building but not in the position you would assume. No, Randy didn't up and forget about wrestling the days the Xtreme Wrestling Federation closed its doors.. He didn't become some square in a shirt and tie with a pocket protecter, working within the confines of a tiny box. No, Randy Orton has trained and worked hard so that he could return at a time like this, at a time when Professional Wrestling needs him most.
'Average Joe #1' Joe Hughes: " So did you hear the news about the new Head Supervisor that's coming in from the New Jersey branch today? I heard the guy's a real winner. "
'Average Joe #2' Dan Woodruff: " What'ya mean by Winner? What does he win? "
'Average Joe #1' Joe Hughes: " No you idiot it's a term some people use, like a sarcastic remark. It means he's not right in the head or something, Hell I don't know. "
'Average Joe #2' Dan Woodruff: " Oh Okay, I think I understand. But no, I didn't hear anything about anyone new coming in to our department. Why can't we get any attractive ladies in here once in awhile. "
Scene: Just as that is said a women walks by who is anything but attractive. The two men give her a glance and make sounds of disgust as she walks by, she doesn't seem to notice as she continues on with her work.
'Average Joe #1' Joe Hughes: " You're right.. instead we get Eddie Munster. She looks like she put her makeup on with a broken mirror. "
Scene: The Sound of an Elevator Door opening can be heard as the two mens attention is diverted to the elevator entrance where two VERY attractive ladies step out, the two mens jaws drop at the sight of them because well.. lets just say they aren't dressed for work. Before either of the two workers can speak up another figure emerges from the elevator.. that person is former XWF World Heavyweight Champion and Val Venis's tag team partner this Sunday Night on ShowTime. The two ladies stand on either side of Randy hooking their arms in his as they make their way in beetween a row of cubicles and the entire office can't help but stare.
'Average Joe #2' Dan Woodruff: " Is that the new Head Supervisor? He sure does know how to make a first impression doesn't he. "
'Average Joe #1' Joe Hughes: " It has to be.. security wouldn't just let some nut in a fancy suit with two hot chicks come in here and distract all of us for no reason. "
Scene: Randy comes to a stop at a point that looks to be in the direct middle of the office. A Whispered hush has come over the workers as they all look to be under the impression that Randy Orton is their new boss.
'nEw apotheosis' Randy Orton: " Ladies, Gentleman, Loyal Employees, The Working Class of New York City. There are going to be some changes around here now that I'm back, BIG changes. This Sunday Night you will all see exactly what I mean, exactly what I intend to bring to the table so to speak, mark my words.. this city, this country, this world as we know it will never be the same again after I regain what is mine. And that of course is World Heavyweight Championship Gold. "
'Average Joe #2' Dan Woodruff: "[ whispering] Yeah he's a real winner alright.. "
'Average Joe #1' Joe Hughes: " Shhh, be quiet. Maybe this is one of those motivational speeches some people give to their employees when they first meet, he's just disguising it with fancy words and terms. He's talking about gold I think.. it must be some hidden term for making alot of money, yeah that's it. "
[Randy Continues]
'nEw apotheosis' Randy Orton: " This Sunday Night on ShowTime I am going to compete for you all not once, but twice in one night, I am going to do in one night what I worked almost a year to do back in the XWF. No Detours, No Roadblocks, Nothing will stand in my way of becoming the absolute best again. "
'Average Joe #1' Joe Hughes: " He means.. It's ShowTime.. "
'nEw apotheosis' Randy Orton: " Because everyone knows that nobody looks as good as me with gold around their waist. And it has been far too long since I have stepped in that ring.. but somehow I have changed for the better. I haven't felt this great my entire life, I'm at my peak and if anyone thinks they can take that belt from me they are dead wrong. "
'Average Joe #1' Joe Hughes: " Okay he lost me there. "
'Average Joe #2' Dan Woodruff: " Will you shutup already? Who is this nut and how did he get past security? "
'Average Joe #1' Joe Hughes: " Don't talk like that, do you want to get both of our asses canned? I'm telling you I've seen this before. It's some psycholigical thing where the new boss comes in acting out of the oridinary just to see how his employees act under pressure or towards others they think are wierd. I Guarantee you try and call security on him and you'll be the one kicked to the curb. Do you want to be fired Dan? I sure don't. "
'Average Joe #2' Dan Woodruff: " No.. than I'll have to move back in with my Mom... [pause] Alright Alright, point taken. What should we do? Play along? "
'Average Joe #1' Joe Hughes: " Yeah.. after he's done giving his opening speech we'll go up and introduce ourselves, act like we know exactly what he's talking about. We'll be on his good side in no time. Scoring points with the new boss, think of the possiblities. "
'Average Joe #2' Dan Woodruff: " An office with a window.. "
[SMACK]
'Average Joe #1' Joe Hughes: " No Stupid, a raise, more benefits, holidays. "
'Average Joe #2' Dan Woodruff: " Oh.. right, I knew that. "
'nEw apotheosis' Randy Orton: " And furthermore.. let it be known that there isn't a man whos Legend is bigger than that of Randy Ortons. The Legend of Me, Randy Orton has been through thick and thin, through hail and snow, everything you could possibly imagine from broken bones to stolen championships and girlfriends.. I've been through it all and never once did I look back, look down, or stop. And come Sunday it will be a whole new beginning for me, a whole new Chapter in my story will unfold. They say you grow wiser with age, but I am already wise beyond my years, I'm still the youngest man to ever win a World Heavyweight Championship in Professional Wrestling History, partner or not.. battle royal, it doesn't matter what or who I have to go through to regain that glory because I will do it without second guessing it. Because once you taste it you have to have more and more, but what most don't realize is I NEVER LOST IT.. and I have vowed to never go through that again. So as I am given this second chance, this chance at reviving my career I will take nothing for granted and allow nobody and I mean NOBODY to stop me. "
'Average Joe #1' Joe Hughes: " He's definately talking about Money and Sex. "
'nEw apotheosis' Randy Orton: " So.. while you all slave behind your computers for your meaningless bi-weekly paychecks, I will be enjoying the rest of my evening with these two fine ladies and spreading the word that a New Randy Orton has arrived, one that is Greatness Personified.. Excellence Finalized in its purest form. "
'Average Joe #2' Dan Woodruff: " Randy Orton.. I've heard that name before but I don't remember where. This all seems a little strange to me Joe. I mean look at everyone else, they seem to be just as lost as us. "
'Average Joe #1' Joe Hughes: " No No.. I'm telling you, any minute now he is going to break out laughing and handing out assignments left and right. I've seen a guy do it before, just give it another minute. "
'nEw apotheosis' Randy Orton: " That's right don't check your ears you heard right, Randy Orton is a new man, and he has got his eyes on the biggest prize in this business.. AGAIN. "
'Average Joe #2' Dan Woodruff: " I'm telling YOU I've heard that name somewhere before. I just can't put my finger on it as to where. I'm going to say something. "
'Average Joe #1' Joe Hughes: " No! Don't do that, He's probably some big time executive who is going to turn this place inside out and fire us all eventually. Either way I'm not going to be the first one to piss him off I'll tell you that much. You sure are impatient. "
'nEw apotheosis' Randy Orton: " So let me be the first to apologize to the other contestants in the Lethal Lottery Battle Royal, because Sunday just will not be your night. "
'Average Joe #2' Dan Woodruff: " I've heard enough of this, I'm going up to him and saying something. He's interupting the entire office! "
'Average Joe #1' Joe Hughes: " No Wait, I'll come with you.. let me do the talking. "
Scene: The Two Office Employees begin to walk up to Randy Orton but right as they reach him another man in a suit approaches Randy asking him how he got in, how he got past security and just who the hell he is. The Conversation becomes more clear as the two arrive at the scene of the argument.
'nEw apotheosis' Randy Orton: " Who am I? Who am I? Have you all been living in your cubicles for the past Three and a Half Years? I'm Randy Orton and I WILL NOT BE DENIED. "
'Average Joe #2' Dan Woodruff: " I told you he wasn't supposed to be here.. "
'Average Joe #1' Joe Hughes: " No, that guy is trying to steal our spotlight! We've got to bust him first, trust me. We'll score points with the new boss. "
'Average Joe #2' Dan Woodruff: " Are you fucking cra.. "
Scene: Before he can finish his sentance his co-worker runs the distance beetween them and Randy Orton, Joe spear tackles the man questioning Randy much to his surprise. The Ladies accompanying Randy scream out in surprise as Randy begins clapping and all of the others in the room are in shock.
'nEw apotheosis' Randy Orton: " Bravo.. Bravo.. I knew this city had the same passion I do for this business. Tell your family, tell your friends, hell.. tell your girlfriends, Randy Orton is back and better than ever. "
Scene: Randy and his two female "associates" make their way back towards the elevator from where they came and as the elevator door closes Randy can be seen with his usual cocky grin on his face. Another co-worker approaches Joe, Dan, and the still unconcious man on the floor who attempted to stop Randy Orton.
'Average Joe #3' Mike Adkins: " Do you have any idea who that is and what you just did? "
'Average Joe #1' Joe Hughes: " Yeah, I just took out this chump who was trying to interfere with our new bosses speech. What of it? "
'Average Joe #3' Mike Adkins: " That guy you just took out IS our new Boss. Randy Orton is a proffesional wrestler from nEw, that promotion that is starting up again this sunday at The Garden. They thought it would be good for us the workers and nEw's ratings if they sent certian wrestlers to office buildings to cut promos, to try and get our spirits up or something I suppose. "
'Average Joe #1' Joe Hughes: " Why didn't anyone tell us about this!? "
'Average Joe #3' Mike Adkins: " I guess you just weren't important enough. "
Scene: Nobody says anything for quite some time as Joe looks as if he is about to burst into tears, knowing damn well he is probably going to be out of a job when that man regains conciousness. Finally, someone breaks the awkward silence.
'Average Joe #2' Dan Woodruff: " Man you are SO fired.. "
