" LOOSE ENDS " - Part Two
CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING ENT. has returned. And it seems like just the other day we were saying these exact words when C-Dubya-E returned for the second time only to close shortly after due to "financial problems" according to Paul Heyman. Now the third reincarnation of the Franchise that we had once grown to love with Ted Dibiase at the helm as the Financial Distributor. So with almost unlimited resources at his hands, what will Paul Heyman and The Million Dollar Man have in store for us the fans and them the Superstars in the next few days to come? only time will tell. But one thing that is known for sure amongst the cWe'ites is that Murdah Inc. is back in business... or is it? It's been awhile since we last saw these two together, New Jack and Ron 'The Truth' Killings haven't spoken since the closure of cWe just some months ago when New Jack and Ron Killings went head to head against one another, Ron Killings coming out the winner and than the closure of cWe Version Two, abruptly cutting off any ties the two may have had. Ending the relationship the two had on a more than sour note. So is Murdah Inc. still in full effect? or does New Jack hold ill feelings towards his former comrade? We'll soon find out when New Jack returns to the cWe ring and takes on cWe Hall of Famer, The Legend Killer Randy Orton and meets up with Ron Killings and the rest of Murdah Inc. backstage. So will Murdah Inc. raise hell amongst the cWe ranks or is New Jack still holding ill feelings towards his former teammate? Only time will tell. So where will you be when Thursday Night Turmoil returns to your television screens every Thursday Night? Well I hope that you'll be at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, Nevada, or atleast sitting down on your couch with your eyes glued to the television screen. Because cWe is always must see television no matter how many times it goes off and on the air, that you can take to the bank. And something else you can take to the bank is that in the second coming of New Jack versus. Randy Orton, a match that puts two exact opposites against one another, standing toe to toe in the middle of the ring, face to face. It's Black versus. White (literally), Water versus. Fire, whatever else you can come up with that are exact opposites and that is what you have in New Jack versus Randy Orton.. one on one. The last time these two met it wasn't mono-e-mono but included other cWe Superstars as well. Naturally New Jack walked out the winner and International Champion, but beating the former World Champion and Hall-of-Famer in a singles match will be so much more rewarding and fun for New Jack. That way he can mess up his prettyboy face. Count on it "Dawg".
Las Vegas, Nevada - MGM Grand Hotel & Casino
So with one swipe of the pen Paul Heyman has booked one of if not THE highest marquee matchup in Turmoil history when Randy Orton takes on New Jack in a singles matchup for the ages. Randy Orton has already said his part and made it perfectly clear that him and New Jack are complete opposites. So what is in store for us the viewers when these two hotheads collide? Fireworks of course, a bigass display of fireworks when New Jack beats the brains out of the silver spoonfed wonderboy Randy Orton and does what no one could do in the past, shut him up once and for all.
 " Plaaaace your bets now Ladies and Gentlemen and see if lady luck is shining down on you. "
Scene of The Crime: The sights and sounds of an extremely jam-packed Casino Floor come alive as yet another cWe broadcast seems to be coming to us from the MGM Grand Hotel and Casino where TNT will take place in just a few short days. The Camera bobs and weaves through the crowds until it reaches a poker table. Not just any poker table but a table full of celebrities and poker pros that have come here to play for a grand prize of 20,000 dollars. The participants? Well how about Phil Hellmuth, Phil Ivey, Chris Moneymaker, cWe Superstar New Jack and Justin Timberlake. How about that for Starpower? Lets get in on the action now as the dealer starts distributing the cards.
" Big Blind, Small Blind, Bets are in.. and here's the flop gentlemen. "
Scene of The Crime: A serious look upon each participants face as the flop is dealt and the betting/bluffing game begins beetween these high profile celebrities.
[in the mind of a madman] Six-Queen suited.. that aint shit. You know these fuckin' chumps have somethin' better than that. [pause] The real white Michael Jackson's got a grin on his face like he just won the fuckin' lottery. You know he's sporting somethin' fresh that'll knock my shit out of the water.
" I Fold.. "
Scene of The Crime: New Jack defiantly tosses his cards onto the table face down as the dealer rounds them up and continues on with the bets. We fast forward a few minutes as Phil Ivey wins the previous hand and a pot of 20,000. New Jack is now involved in a head to head battle with you guessed it.. Britney Spears former fling and as New Jack labeled him.. "The Real White Micheal Jackson", Justin Timberlake.
[in the mind of a madman]Come on white boy.
" You gonna fuckin' bet or just sit there staring a goddamn whole through your cards? "
" Chill out man, what's the rush? "
" What's the rush? Look dawg.. I got to be suited up and ready to go for my match this Thursday Night and you sit over there picking your fuckin' nose and scratchin' yo' damn ass. You want somethin' to think about? I'll give you something to think about.. all in motherfucka'. "
" You're nuts man...... I fold. "
Scene of The Crime: Wow. Already New Jack makes an impact by bluffing the shit out of Justin Timberlake and forcing him to fold by downright intimidating him. What a move by New Jack. New Jack collects the pot worth over 40,000 and adds the chips to his stack.
" What's the rush.. what's the rush?! I should come over there and slap the white off yo' damn face but I got places to be and already saw the jail here in Vegas on my own damn time. "
" Whatever man.. someone needs to take a chill pill. "
[in the mind of a madman] This Cracka' is askin' for a beatdown.
Scene of The Crime: Well it looks as if New Jack has already made one enemy here in the early goings of this poker game as the two pro poker players Chris Moneymaker, Phil Hellmuth and Phil Ivey keep to themselves, very wisely not wanting to face the wrath of New Jack either no doubt.
" Now now gentlemen lets just all get along now. Keep the game friendly. "
[in the mind of a madman] Yeah I bet you two would like to get friendly. Faggots.
" Yeah yeah.. lets just get this shit going at a faster pace shall we, double your bets or somethin'. This slow shit is boring the fuck out of me. Almost reminds me of a Randy Orton promo. "
Scene of The Crime: One of the poker pros Phil Hellmuth decides to speak up finally.
" How about that Randy Orton guy.. what's his deal? "
[in the mind of a madman] What this bitch over here thinks he's my friend now? my buddy? my pal? Like he can just speak out of turn and talk to me like he knows me or some shit.
" Whatsup with Randy Orton? I'll tell you what is up with Randy Orton if you really want to know. He hasn't wrestled anyone except the ones that Paul Heyman force fed him back in cWe Version One. Stone Cold? Shawn Michaels? They aren't shit compared to me. I don't play and this Thursday Night on Turmoil.. [pause] well lets just say you can place all your bets on him getting hurt.. BAD. REAL Bad.. "
" Wow.. sounds like you and him don't get along. "
" Your damn right we dont get along, you know the trash that this kid talks when he knows you aren't within arms reach to slap that stupid little grin off of his face. He talks from a distance and come match time he's cowering in his corner and pissing himself because he just realized he's in the same ring with yours truly. I don't play nigga'. I'm gonna make that bitch bleed. Than I'll take his ho Trish Stratus and show her what a real man is all about. "
" Can we get back to the game now please sirs? "
Scene of The Crime: New Jack looks at the dealer and around the table at the other poker players when it looks as if something important just crossed New Jack's mind. He cracks a smile and than sweeps all of his chips into his pockets.
" I gotta jet.. nice playin' with ya'll. I'm cashing in my chips. "
" Um excuse me sir but you can't do that! This game is for a good cause towards children hospitals and other causes. "
" Yeah.. like the New Jack cause. Peace Bitches. "
Scene of The Crime: New Jack runs off before the dealer can say another word and heads toward the cashiers to cash in all of his chips. What the hell is New Jack going to do with all that money? I guess we will all have to tune into Thursday Night Turmoil this Thursday to find out.
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