You Got A Problem? I Got A Problem Solva', and It's Name Is Revolva'.
INTERNATIONAL GANGSTA'
Natural Born Killa'
Scene of The Crime: Toronto, Ontario Canada [Local Pub/Bar] IN A BLAZE OF GLORY Championship Wrestling Entertainment stormed back onto the scene just as the year two thousand and four would come to a close. And it was only fitting that the cWe would return at such a time and open up the new year with a BANG! Resurrection was a huge success and the company looks to be more than back on it's feet, almost skipping it's way to the bank. The fans have been buying the tickets and merchandise up and Superstars from all over the business are flocking to cWe Headquarters to sign that cWe contract and begin their dream, their fantasy. It's all about the Glory and in a few short days cWe will enter phase two as Blaze of Glory is just around the bend, as well as a new beginning for some, an end for others. Thursday Night Turmoil was jam-packed with thrilling action and things are truely heating up in Championship Wrestling Entertainment, like no other. The return of The Heart Break Kid, Shawn Michaels.. the growing numbers of The Undertaker and his Minions and the formation of The Ministry, and now Murdah Inc. is at a disadvantage in numbers. What will The European and International Champion do? They already showed that they weren't afraid of The Undertaker and his followers when they interfered in the Ministries business when they damn near crucified Steve Austin. But are these two champs really enough to take on the entire ministry by themselves? Murdah Inc. has their back against the walls for the very first time since forming the duo and you can be damn sure that they will come out of that corner with fists'a'flying. The rivalry beetween Murdah Inc. and The New Ministry has only just begun to get heated up and we can be sure to see alot of twists and turns come Blaze of Glory when every cWe Championship will be on the line yet again. The World Heavyweight Championship will be contended for as Randy Orton and The Undertaker finally go at it in singles competition. Batista faces Edge for the Television Championship, Stevie Richards faces Ron 'The Truth' Killings for the European Championship, and last but certianly not least.. New Jack will defend his International Championship for the third time against a man whom he has already beaten back at Thursday Night Throwdown just two weeks ago. Chris Jericho versus. New Jack, Gangsta' Rules. Wich in other words means.. anything goes, THERE ARE NO RULES.
February 3rd, 2005 saw the arrival of something the wrestling world has never seen before.
New Jack and Ron Killings are shaking hands over The Rock's lifeless body!
Two Champions Unite For A Common Goal
Ron Killings and New Jack have put a beating on the World Champion, one The Undertaker will never forget! Murdah Inc. means business here tonight.
But he wouldn't be the only one.
Murdah Inc. have absolutely DESTROYED The Phenomenal One AJ Styles right before our very eyes.
Murdah Inc. and The Ministry - A Rivalry straight out of hell.
Murdah Inc. has spoiled The Ministries plan by saving Steve Austin from a Sacraficial fate.
Stevie Richards versus. Ron Killings / New Jack versus. Chris Jericho
Murdah Inc. CANNOT.. WILL NOT.. be stopped.
And That's THE TRUTH Dawg.
BLAZE OF GLORY 2005
" Pain and Pleasure. "
Scene of The Crime: The Commercials from the cWe's Paid Sponsors come to an end, the Cameras return to the bar we saw Murdah Inc. enter not too long ago, more people are crowding into the bar now for some kind of special event, one that New Jack and the rest of Murdah Inc. are perfectly aware of. But the cameras take us out to the back alley, where Murdah Inc. are having a "cigarette" and awaiting the arrival of Fozzy, so they can "watch" the big show. New Jack has a sadistic look in his eyes, and we know that because he's staring right into the camera. New Jack is right up close, making sure his gold capped teeth and serious glare can be seen by all of us at home.
" You See what time it is Chris? It's Five minutes ta' ten. Five minutes 'til you walk in that fuckin' door and I bust yo' ass right here in front of all your "boys", your pussy rock band members, in front of all your people. You want to fuck with me? you want to fuck with Murdah Inc.? Well just sign your name on the dotted line Chris, 'cause I'm not gonna' be held responsible for the things I do to you this sunday night at Blaze of Glory. It's GANGSTA' RULES Chris, and if you don't understand it by now.. that means you're about to get hurt.. BAD. Not just physically, but mentally too.. because Chris, we both know it man, this is your last chance at ever making any sort of impact in the cWe, but too bad it's me you have to go through in order to get anywhere. Too bad The International Gangsta' is gonna' have to put you on the shelf just like AJ Styles. Tough luck. "
Scene of The Crime: Ron Killings passes the "cigarette" to New Jack, who takes a hit of it and passes it on to Konnan. His attention turns back to the camera as he blows the smoke out right in the face of the cameraman/lens.
" If it weren't for me Chris you wouldn't even have this opportunity in front of you. If not for me feeling sorry for yo' punkass and picking you at Throwdown in February you wouldn't even be in the same ring as me this Sunday. But I heard you were crying backstage about how you don't get any respect, about how you are the greatest thing to hit wrestling since tits and ass. Well that couldn't be any further from the truth homeboy.. Because when compared to me, YOU AINT SHIT. The International Title has been around my waste now for well over a month.. what tha' fuck makes you think you have what it takes to take it from me? You couldn't two weeks ago, what's any different about the situation now Chris? Did you get that much better over those two weeks? "
" I'll bet that punkass bitch thinks that because we're in his backyard it gives him some kind of special powers or something holmes. I fought Chris back in WCW, he's nothin' but a bitch holmes. "
" WCW? WCW? Oh that's right, that pussy shit you called home for over five years. What was it like Chris, to be in the watered down version of the WWE.. because that's all that WCW ever was and will forever be known as. WCW couldn't compete to the Extreme Levels of ECW, nor could the WWE. Wherever you went Chris you weren't wanted, you were an outcast.. so you cry. You cry until you get your way and that's exactly what happened in this situation, you whined and bitched until Eric Bitchoff couldn't take it anymore and decided to give you a SECOND chance at MY International Title One on One, because you fucked it up the first time. "
Scene of The Crime: The "cigarette" continues to be passed around to the left hand side of the circle of Murdah Inc. members. New Jack takes yet another hit, holding it in a bit longer before blowing the smoke out into the cold Canadian air and than turning his attention back to the camera yet again.
" Let me tell ya' somethin' Chris.. I went easy on you last week on Throwdown, I decided in my head that I liked you.. I thought maybe you were a pretty cool guy, respected you as a wrestler even.. but after that match on Throwdown you said some things about me that weren't exactly respectful, get what I'm sayin' dawg? This coming from a man who just choked on my nuts, who couldn't get the job done so he thinks the second time is a charm? Take a lesson from The Rock, he tried twice and failed twice, and the same exact thing is going to happen to you. "
" I heard that.. "
" I don't need any outside interference or help from Ron to beat'cho ass Chris, I just need five minutes of your time and than you'll be on your way to the motha'fuckin' hospital before you can say what the fuck happened? I'm the hottest shit to hit cWe since.. well since the cWe has started, shit.. I might as well have been here since day one I'm on such a fuckin' roll. The Number One Contender, World Champ, every possible contender Paul Heyman has thrown at me and that I have single handily picked myself.. they all have gone down to the almighty Jack. That's New Jack to you Chris Jericho, don't you fuckin' forget it. "
Scene of The Crime: The Jo.. I mean "cigarette" makes it's way around the circle a bit more before finally ending at Ron Killings, who drops it to the ground and stomps what remains of the "cig... no, you know what.. if you haven't figured it out by now the thing being passed around the circle isn't a cigarette at all, it's a joint. There I said it. New Jack and the rest of Murdah Inc. are having a quick session before going back into the bar to "watch the show".
" And one last thing Chris.. I know you wont be seeing this until your lying in your hospital bed in downtown Toronto.. because your bitchass should be arriving here any minute, because this is the place you come to play at everytime you're in town right? If I'm not mistaken you and your pals should be here [ he checks his watch ] Well any fuckin' minute now. And I look forward to meeting you face to face Chris, outside of the ring.. I really do. Because I don't think you're man enough to say the things you said to about me to my face. Last week on Turmoil you disrespected from a distance, but we'll see just how hard you are when we're nose to nose, toe to toe, one on one.. just you and me Chris, laying it all on the line. I can't wait.. "
" Hey Jack man, we got to get goin' dogg, I think they are only letting in a certian amount of people or somethin'. There's alott've commotion around the front door, we better get good seats. "
" Good seats? Man I don't need a seat to beat Chris Jericho's ass with, I'm gonna' use my own to hands, and the occasional boot. Nobody.. and I mean NOBODY sets their eyes on my International Gold without payin' the price. It's Done and over with already. Before the match has even started Chris Jericho has sealed his own fate. "
Scene of The Crime: New Jack pushes the cameraman out of his face and Murdah Inc. begins walking out of the alley and towards the front door of the bar. New Jack walks up to the door but is stopped by the door man.
" I'm Sorry Sir, the show has been canceled.. "
" Canceled, what the fuck you mean the shows been canceled? "
" The show is canceled.. the band couldn't make it, no show. I'm sorry. They did however reschedule for Monday Night if you would like to come back than. "
" Nah fuck it.. I'll have sent that son of a bitch to his grave by than. "
" What's that sir? "
" Nothin' Cracka', mind yo' business. C'mon Guys let's get the fuck outta' here. "
Scene of The Crime: New Jack and Murdah Inc. start walking on down the road into the darkness and back to wherever they come from, but New Jack has some parting words for Y2J Chyris Jericho before he goes off into the distance and we don't see him until Blaze of Glory this Sunday Night.
" You're Fuckin' Lucky Chris, it's like you to not fuckin' show when people are counting on you. I would've beat'cho ass right in front of your band members and fans, but I guess just your fans will do this Sunday. Oh well.. I'll just have to use all my agression inside that I have towards you at Blaze of Glory.. inside the ring. You better be shakin' in your little booties Chris, Because I'm the greatest International Champ that the cWe has ever seen, The Greatest that cWe has seen PERIOD. And you aint nothin' but a.. "
New Jack grins as his teeth shimmer in the night and he reveals the Intercontinental Championship wrapped firmly around his waste. He gives the camera the bird (the finger) and the camera feed fades to black.
to be continued.
Murdah Inc. 4-Life