You Got A Problem? I Got A Problem Solva', and It's Name Is Revolva'.
INTERNATIONAL GANGSTA'
Natural Born Killa'
Scene of The Crime: Toronto, Ontario Canada [Local Pub/Bar] IN A BLAZE OF GLORY Championship Wrestling Entertainment stormed back onto the scene just as the year two thousand and four would come to a close. And it was only fitting that the cWe would return at such a time and open up the new year with a BANG! Resurrection was a huge success and the company looks to be more than back on it's feet, almost skipping it's way to the bank. The fans have been buying the tickets and merchandise up and Superstars from all over the business are flocking to cWe Headquarters to sign that cWe contract and begin their dream, their fantasy. It's all about the Glory and in a few short days cWe will enter phase two as Blaze of Glory is just around the bend, as well as a new beginning for some, an end for others. Thursday Night Turmoil was jam-packed with thrilling action and things are truely heating up in Championship Wrestling Entertainment, like no other. The return of The Heart Break Kid, Shawn Michaels.. the growing numbers of The Undertaker and his Minions and the formation of The Ministry, and now Murdah Inc. is at a disadvantage in numbers. What will The European and International Champion do? They already showed that they weren't afraid of The Undertaker and his followers when they interfered in the Ministries business when they damn near crucified Steve Austin. But are these two champs really enough to take on the entire ministry by themselves? Murdah Inc. has their back against the walls for the very first time since forming the duo and you can be damn sure that they will come out of that corner with fists'a'flying. The rivalry beetween Murdah Inc. and The New Ministry has only just begun to get heated up and we can be sure to see alot of twists and turns come Blaze of Glory when every cWe Championship will be on the line yet again. The World Heavyweight Championship will be contended for as Randy Orton and The Undertaker finally go at it in singles competition. Batista faces Edge for the Television Championship, Stevie Richards faces Ron 'The Truth' Killings for the European Championship, and last but certianly not least.. New Jack will defend his International Championship for the third time against a man whom he has already beaten back at Thursday Night Throwdown just two weeks ago. Chris Jericho versus. New Jack, Gangsta' Rules. Wich in other words means.. anything goes, THERE ARE NO RULES.
February 3rd, 2005 saw the arrival of something the wrestling world has never seen before.
New Jack and Ron Killings are shaking hands over The Rock's lifeless body!
Two Champions Unite For A Common Goal
Ron Killings and New Jack have put a beating on the World Champion, one The Undertaker will never forget! Murdah Inc. means business here tonight.
But he wouldn't be the only one.
Murdah Inc. have absolutely DESTROYED The Phenomenal One AJ Styles right before our very eyes.
Murdah Inc. and The Ministry - A Rivalry straight out of hell.
Murdah Inc. has spoiled The Ministries plan by saving Steve Austin from a Sacraficial fate.
Stevie Richards versus. Ron Killings / New Jack versus. Chris Jericho
Murdah Inc. CANNOT.. WILL NOT.. be stopped.
And That's THE TRUTH Dawg.
BLAZE OF GLORY 2005
" Pain and Pleasure. "
Scene of The Crime: So it has come down to this. After a more than successful tour through the states, Championship Wrestling Entertainment now heads into the far North and into Canada, home to such cWe Superstars as Christian, Edge, Chris Benoit, Bret Hart, and even Chris Jericho.. New Jack's soul opponent this Sunday Night at Blaze of Glory. Some would say that Chris Jericho has the "Home Court Advantage" so to speak, but if you ask New Jack I'm sure he'd have something completely different to say about the matter. New Jack sits down, takes a shot of his vodka and orders up another round for the entire table. New Jack just stares at the clock as the cWe camera feed comes to an end.
" What a load of crap.. "
Scene of The Crime: See what I mean. New Jack isn't too happy about having to take this trip to Canada, he doesn't enjoy being cold, nor is he used to the hospitality of the Canadian people. So New Jack has decided to take a trip to the local pub to have himself a drink and not concern himself with the match ahead of him. Why would he? He's already defended his International Title twice as well as having beaten the number one contender and World Heavyweight Champion all in the same month. Murdah Inc. is on a roll. But anyways, back to New Jack's quest for a drink. We see New Jack step out of the taxi, followed by Ron Killings, BG James and Konnan, all dressed in winter apparel. New Jack pays the taxi cab driver as they look around for the bar.
" Where the hell is this place? Am I gonna have to fuck someone up for giving us the wrong directions to this place Ron? Does anyone know where they're going in this fuckin' country. Or maybe they are too busy freezing their asses off.. fuck it's cold. You're tellin' me people can be nice and happy go-lucky all the fuckin' time with temperatures like this in the Spring? You got to be kiddin' me. "
Scene of The Crime: New Jack pulls the hood up on his jacket as Murdah Inc. begins to walk down the sidewalk, continuing their search. New Jack walks with a sense of urgency, always looking behind his shoulder.
" It's got to be somewhere around here Jack.. these people drink around the clock. "
" Yeah no wonder why Chris Jericho is so fucked up in da' head.. his daddy was an alchie and as soon as I put that white boy on the shelf he'll be nothin' but a drunk as well. With no hockey and no wrestling, what else would a Canadian have to live for? God knows he doesn't have what it takes to take my International Gold. No one on the cWe roster has the balls to step up to Murdah Inc., they're all scared. Scared to face The Truth.. Scared to face me.. the toughest mothafucka' to ever step foot in the ring. I put people to rest.. I put 'em in bodybags, and Chris Jericho wants to fuck with me? why? Because Blaze of Glory just so happens to be in his backyard? "
" He's nothin' but a punk Jack, you already got his numba'. "
" So I get to beat his ass in front of his family and friends.. the more the marrier I say. Chris, the only reason you're in this match with me Sunday at Blaze of Glory is because I hand picked your punkass two weeks ago on Throwdown, otherwise you'd be at the bottom of the card like the bottom feeding little bitch you are Chris. You aren't even in my league son.. consider this your last chance at fame Chris, because that's exactly what it is. "
Scene of The Crime: New Jack looks down and can see his own breath in the bitter cold. He checks his watch and than looks across the street at the closed shops and rundown apartment complexes as he starts getting restless.
" It started with The Rock, than it was The Undertaker, than AJ Styles. Who Next? Well I'll tell you who's next.. Chris Jericho is the next punkass to be buried six feet under by Murdah Inc., and if the beating I gave him back at Thursday Night Throwdown wasn't enough than I'll be more than happy to change his outlook on life.. or maybe his outlook on his choice of career. Because after Blaze of Glory Chris, you're going to be questioning if the money is really worth the pain.. or if it's really worth your LIFE. Because like I've said before.. you step into the ring with me and it's all fair game dawg, it's open season on yo' ass. There are no rules to begin with, so you may ask why this "Gangsta' Rules" stipulation. Why? I'll tell you mothafuckas' why.. [ new jack grins ] It's real simple, it just gives me a reason to go overboard, to put a hurting on you that you've neva' felt before. Are you ready Chris? 'cause I am. I'm ready and willing to make your stay here in the cWe, a living hell. "
Scene of The Crime: Ron Killings pats New jack on the shoulder.
" Hey Jack, we're here. "
" This is it? this fuckin' shithole is a bar? "
Scene of The Crime: New Jack opens an old rusty door that leads to a flight of steps illuminated by a large neon OPEN sign. New Jack steps into the dark hallway, followed by Ron Killings, BG James, and finally Konnan who shuts the door behind them to keep from the cold. Murdah Inc. makes their way down the steps and into the dimly lit pool hall where rows of pool tables are setup, but no one is playing. All the noise seems to originate from the bar, and it comes as no surprise to find the bar lined up with rows of local drunks seated shoulder to shoulder. There's an empty table in the corner where Murdah Inc. takes a seat and a cocktail waitress walks up to them not a second later.
" What'll it be fellas? "
" What's tha hardest shit you got? "
" Ummm.. that would probably be our kettle one vodka. "
" That's it? After all this talk I heard about you canadians being hardass drinkers, that's all you got? Maybe I confused you people with those damn Irish or somethin'. "
" Maybe sir.. "
" Give me some of that than.. it don't matta'. "
Scene of The Crime: The Waitress looks over in Ron Killing's direction.
" And you Sir? "
" Bacardi and Coke.. "
Scene of The Crime: The Waitress than looks over at BG James and Konnan.
" Just a Beer for me Holmes.. A Corona. "
" Uhhh yeah.. I'll have a Zima. "
Scene of The Crime: New Jack, Ron Killings, Konnan, and the rest of the occupants in the bar turn and look in BG James direction, as if he just spoke some undiscovered and foreign language. He cracks a smile and holds up his hands gesturing for everyone to "calm down" and "take it easy".
" Whoa Whoa.. I was just kidding. Don't shoot me or anything fellas, You didn't honestly think I was going to order a goddamn Zima for christs sakes did you? C'mon, I might be the white of the bunch but I know how to drink my brotha's. Gotta' give me more credit than that. Miss, I will also have a Bacardi and Rum. "
" Cracka'.. "
Scene of The Crime: The Waitress writes down Murdah Inc.'s drink orders, gives them a smile and walks off to prepare their drinks for them. New Jack's attention turns to a television screen hung high above the bar, a Canadian Football League Game is in progress, who's winning? the teams?.. well who the hell knows, who the fuck cares. Something catches New Jack's eye just below the telivision screen that is of some importance though.
" Yo', you guys see what I see.. "
Scene of The Crime: New Jack stands up and walks over to the other side of th bar, tearing a flyer down off the wall as a smile forms across his face. Ron Killings walks up to him looking over his shoulder.
" Yo', What'ya see Jack? "
" You see what I see? this here piece of paper says a band named.. Fozzy comes in here every Friday Night. Tonight's Friday, where's the band? "
" Fozzy? who the fuck is Fozzy? "
" Fozzy is that little blonde haired bitches little rock band. I remembering hearing about it on the plane ride over to this goddamn country. What time is it? "
Scene of The Crime: Ron Killings looks up above the bar at the clock.
" If that clock is right.. nine fo'ty-eight. "
" Perfect.. so we'll drink for another twenty minutes and wait for our little rockstar friends to arrive. "
to be continued.
Murdah Inc. 4-Life