# 04 [four] 01 - 00 - 01 Sid, Randy Orton, Siaki @ TNT Vs. Sid, Randy Orton, & Sonny Siaki [6-man tag team match]
" COOL Wrestling Entertainment. "

Scene: Sydney, Australia [Local Shopping Mall]

Like An Ocean Breeze the dreams of being the cWe World Heavyweight Championship have come and gone for a select few, one of those men being World Title hopeful and cWe newcomer, Carlito "Caribbean Cool". That's right, in the match that was named the match of the week and one of the best in cWe History, the petty differences beetween D-Generate Friend Shawn Michaels cost X-Pac, Rhyno, and yes even Carlito the matchup. Carlito looked to have the match in the bag after laying out Shane Douglas with a steel chair. But thanks to the interference of Shawn Michaels, Bam Bam Bigelow, and the low down and dirty cheating tactics of "The Franchise" Shane Douglas, Carlito will not be going to Resurrection as a number one contender. Atleast not to the World Heavyweight Championship. Instead Carlito will be given a shot at a cWe Championship that has been looked at with more respect than the World Title in some cases. A Champions belt that demands respect when worn by the Champion. When no cWe World Champion could hold onto his belt, The International Championship only changed hands four times in its entire existance beetween five superstars. But yet again, as always is the case within the cWe, there has to be a twist. So those eliminated in the World Title Tournament will be given one last chance at cWe Gold come Resurrection, two six man tag team matchups will decide who moves on to the pay-per-view and competes for the International Championship. But the twist doesn't end there, once the final two teams of three are set they will compete for the belt at Resurrection where we may never see a pinfall, as whatever man to make the pin will be crowned Champion. We could see partners breaking up the pin of partners and this match could be one of the longest in cWe History. So from a hopeless World Title Tournament Loss, to being given a shot to become the second most prestigous Champion in cWe History, things are definately looking up for Carlito after this tough loss. We'll just have to wait and see how he handles it.

" A Caribbean Christmas. "

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " International Title? INTERNATIONAL TITLE?! Carlito isn't going to settle for less, Carlito came to the cWe to become the World Heavyweight Champion, not International Champion. What the hell is Paul Heyman's problem man? Doesn't he know that Shane Douglas is a loser, and a cheater. There is no way I lost last week on Turmoil, I was robbed Jesus.. ROBBED. It's not right. "

Scene: Well he seems to be taking it well.

'COOL IN PROGRESS' Jesus: " Carlito.. calm down man. "

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " Calm Down? Calm Down? No man, Carlito isn't going to calm down. I'm supposed to be moving on in that World Title Tournament, not put into some stupid little tag team match where Carlito is going to have to carry his tag team partners all the way to Resurrection. Rob Van Dam, The Rock, they don't have what it takes to get us to Resurrection so Carlito is going to have to do all of the work as always. This aint right Jesus, it's not right at all man. "

'COOL IN PROGRESS' Jesus: " Well look on the bright side, we may get to actually face off against each other if we both win our matches. I'm in the International Title run too. "

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " Oh? Is Carlito supposed to be excited because you are in the same stupid little International Title Scene as him? Dat's not Cool Jesus, we're supposed to be a team man, not fighting each other in the ring. What kind of example does that set for the future? You can't get mad when I win the International Title, because if you do.. well than we got a problem. "

'COOL IN PROGRESS' Jesus: " Whoa, hold on a damn minute. I know where my loyalties lie Carlito, and first things first I'm going to make sure you get some cWe gold around your waist if it's the last thing I do. It's not like my partners stand a chance against you in the ring anyways. Rhyno couldn't beat you last week, and Juventud is nothing but a joke, a former cWe International Champion trying to hold on to whatever hope he can. My first duty when I came to the cWe was to be your right hand man Carlito and that is exactly what I am here to do. You don't have to worry about me Carlito, I got your back. "

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " You know what man, you just might be right. You are right about Carlito being the next International Champion. And when I do become International Champion at Resurrection, Paul Heyman will have no other choice but to make me Number One Contender to the World Heavyweight Title. "

'COOL IN PROGRESS' Jesus: " Amen.. "

Scene: The Cameras zoom out as Carlito and Jesus continue walking through the crowd of people. As the cameras pan out we see the surroundings of that of a shopping mall, packed shoulder to shoulder with holiday shoppers who are rushing around frantically trying to get all of their gifts before Christmas Day.

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " Look at all these stupid people. Running around spending there money left and right, and for what? Carlito never did like Christmas. What is there to be so happy about? Carlito was just robbed of his shot at becoming World Champion and these people are happy? that makes Carlito mad. "

Scene: Carlito and Jesus stop for a moment in front of the Victorias Secret outlet store. Carlito checks his wrist for a watch that doesn't exist, looking like he's in a hurry to get somewhere. He crosses his arms looking impatiently at all the people walking by.

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " And where the hell is Carmella? She said to meet her right here at this time and here we are, does she think she can just make Carlito wait and Carlito wont be mad? I don't have time for this Jesus, I should be preparing for my match on Turmoil when I'll have to carry both of my partners to Resurrection in classic Caribbean style like only Carlito can do. I mean a Rock Wannabe like Sonny Siaki, a former screwup for a World Champion in Randy Orton, and a guy who broke his own damn ankle couldn't possibly be better than me, Carlito. They aren't as cool as me, talented as me, or as good looking. "

Scene: All of the sudden the hot and sexy Carmella DeCasare emerges from the packed crowd with two large shopping bags in each hand. She walks over to Carlito and Jesus with a big smile on her face.

'Cool + Hot =' Carmella DeCasare: " Hey Guys.. "

Scene: Silence.

'Cool + Hot =' Carmella DeCasare: " Did I miss something? What's wrong with you two, you seem down. "

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " Down? of course Carlito is down, I should be in the running for the cWe World Heavyweight Championship but no, Shane Douglas is in my spot in that Tournament, like the little thief in the night he is. Carlito doesn't like thieves man, dey aren't cool.. not cool at all man. "

'Cool + Hot =' Carmella DeCasare: " Awww Carlito baby, don't worry about all of that. Everyone knows that you're better than him, and come Thursday Night on Turmoil we will just brush all of this off and move on. "

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " Oh Carlito is going to move on alright, it's time for all of the cWe to realize just who the hell Carlito is. Not to be messed with.. not to be cheated.. and that is exactly why I will become International Champion, than Paul Heyman will have to realize the truth. "

'Cool + Hot =' Carmella DeCasare: " There you go! that's more like it. We can't let one little loss get you down, I know and Jesus knows that you are the real winner and that's all that counts. "

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " Thanks, but Carlito doesn't need anyones sympathy or concern. Carlito is a man.. a man who will be atop the cWe in just a few short weeks. Where Carlito belongs.. on top. "

'Cool + Hot =' Carmella DeCasare: " Sounds like a perfect plan to me. "

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " You know it toots, Carlito is always coming up with good ideas. Like how about we ditch this damn mall finally and go and get a bite to eat, Carlito is hungry. "

Scene: Before Carmella or Jesus can respond to Carlito's request a womens voice can be heard throughout the hustling noise of the busy crowd.

'Holiday Shopper' Some Lady: " Stop that man! He stole my gifts! "

Scene: A man holding a couple of white shopping bags filled with christmas gifts. Nobody has the balls to stop him until he passes by Carlito and Jesus. Carlito simply extends his leg, tripping the man and casuing him to fall face first. Mall Security finally shows up and jumps ontop of the thief. The Woman runs up to Carlito ecstatic, grabbing her shopping bags and breaking out in tears.

'Holiday Shopper' Some Lady: " Oh thank you, thank you so much for stopping him! My christmas would have been ruined if he got away with all of those gifts. Let me give you a reward. "

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " Reward? Carlito doesn't want no stinking reward. Like Carlito said before.. I hate thieves. Maybe you should be more careful next time, and don't get too close lady.. Just do Carlito a favor and back up a little bit. I don't want you crying all over my new shirt. "

'Holiday Shopper' Some Lady: " Ugh, well I never.. how rude. "

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " You've also never been within arms reach of someone as cool as me, Carlito. You should be asking me for my autograph, or maybe a piece of my hair. But you can't have either lady, so why don't you just get out of Carlito's face before he makes you. "

'Holiday Shopper' Some Lady: " I don't even know who you are.. and if it werent for you saving my gifts I would slap you right across your ugly face for being so rude! How dare you. "

Scene: Carmella steps inbeetween Carlito and the middle aged woman.

'Cool + Hot =' Carmella DeCasare: " I don't think you'll be doing anything of the sort BITCH. So why dont you just grab your bags, and go on back home to your trailer park and decorate your fake tree. This man right here, he's an athlete, a god amongst men, and he's my client.. so if you think I'm about to let you lay a hand on him and endanger my investment, you're dead wrong. "

Scene: The Lady stares Carmella down and than glances over at Carlito who has a big grin on his face. She gives Carlito a dirty look, picks up her bags and walks off in the opposite direction. The Mall Security Guards pick up the gift thief as Carlito walks over towards them.

'Mall Security' Some Guy: " You did a good job sir, we appreciate your help. "

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " Yeah yeah.. hold this punk up so Carlito can have a few words with him. Do you know why I stopped you? I stopped you not because of my Holiday Spirit, not because I care if that lady has a good christmas or not. I stopped you because Carlito HATES Thieves. You make me sick man, just like Shane Douglas makes me sick to my stomach everytime I see his face, everytime I hear his name. So the next time you think about stealing something.. remember what Carlito told you. It's not cool to steal, not cool at all. So while you sit in the slammer tonight, paying for what you have done.. I hope you have a very Merry.. "

Carlito, Jesus, and Carmella turn around and walk off disapearing into the crowd of Holiday Shoppers as the Mall Security drag the thief off to Jail. The Scene Fades to Black.



Cooler Than Cool:
cWe - Coming Soon RW - Premier Champion 1x [Stripped], Fighter of The Week 1x, Rankings 2x XWF - World Heavyweight Champion 1x (156 Day Reign ; Never Lost), Only nEw/XWF Undisputed Champion In History, Intercontinental Champion 1x, Greatest Matches 2x (vs. Rob Van Dam @ Redemption VIIII, vs. The Rock @ Gravity), Role-Player of The Week 5x, Wrestler of The Month 1x (March 04), Heel of The Month 3x (December 02-03, February 04), Match of The Month 1x (February 04 vs. The Rock @ Gravity), Feud of The Month 2x (February 04 vs. The Rock, March 04 vs. Stevie Richards), Top 10 Rankings 14x NWA:TNA - Wrestler of The Week 1x, U.S Champion 1x (First ; Only), World Title Finalist CWF - Heel of The Week 1x, Ranked Top Ten 1x, Leader of The New World Order (Black & White) WWF - Drafted #1 on RAW Brand aWa - Heel of The Month 1x (July 03), Only #1 Contender WWF/wCw - 2002 Royal Rumble Winner CWO - Intercontinental Champion 1x, European Champion 1x PWO - Intercontinental Champion 1x, Tag Team Champion 1x EGFW - World Heavyweight Champion 2x, U.S. Champion 1x, T.V. Champion 1x Official E-fed Hall of Famer 3x (02, 03, 04)
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