Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " Why? Why? You are asking Carlito why? Because Carlito is in the match dat is why. Don't ask the people questions like they know the answers, they know nothing. It's not because those other three are in MY match, if not for me nobody would even be paying attention. Are you stupid or something? I have a question for you.. why must you follow Carlito everywhere he goes asking your stupid questions? "

cWe Announcer Guy: " Uhhh.. that's my job, I'm payed t.. "

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " Did Carlito say to speak? Just because someone is asking you a question doesn't mean you can cut Carlito off and annoy him everytime I'm trying to relax. So why dont you buzz off? "

cWe Announcer Guy: " Well you're supposed to wait until I'm finished and than you.. "

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " No I don't think you understand little man, Carlito calls the shots around here.. not you, not Shane Douglas or that stupid Rhyno. Carlito wants peace and quiet, and doesn't want to hear you running your mouth. Now get out of my face. "

Scene: Carlito looks off camera to the announcer with the script in his hand. He walks off holding his head down in shame. He was payed by Paul Heyman to be a voiceover for another one of Carlito's promos but obviously Carlito doesn't want anyone around for this meeting he is having with this mystery female. Carlito and Jesus are seated at the bar on stools, the bar is relatively empty and the sun is starting to come down and set over the crashing waves. Carlito sits back on his stool after dealing with the cWe employee.

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " Can you believe that guy Jesus? interrupting us as we sit here trying to enjoy a drink. The first thing I do when I get to that arena is have a few words with Paul Heyman. And speaking of our drinks, where the hell are they? "

'COOL IN PROGRESS' Jesus: " I Don't know, the bartender disapeared in back somewhere about five minutes ago, Should I go get him so we can kick his ass? "

Scene: Finally a waitress comes out from the back with a tray and two drinks ontop of it. Jesus grabs his drink thanking the waitress as Carlito grabs his, takes a sip and than spits it back into the face of the waitress.

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " I asked for salt around the rim of this cup, there is no salt. What kind of service is this? Carlito doesn't want this, take it back. "

Scene: The Girl is shocked as she just walks off to go whipe her face off, almost breaking out in tears as Carlito whipes his face off with a napkin and acts as if nothing happened.

'COOL IN PROGRESS' Jesus: " I think I got sunburnt being in the sun all of this time. "

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " Sunburnt? Carlito doesn't burn, he tans. He's ALWAYS Tan. But I'm getting impatient Jesus, where is this girl you talked so highly about. She better not be standing us up.. I mean standing YOU up, I wouldn't be surprised if you made her up. Did you make her up Jesus? Is this justo ne big waist of my time? Because you know.. I've got places to be and.. "

'COOL IN PROGRESS' Jesus: " There she is! "

Scene: Jesus points to the bar entrance where a girl not wearing a bikini begins walking towards Carlito and Jesus. As she comes closer she becomes more familiar. It's Carmella DeCasare! Former WWE Playmate and runner-up to the WWE Raw Diva Search. She is wearing a skirt, high heels and a white blouse looking hot as ever as she approaches Carlito and Jesus seated at the bar.

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " Well Well Well.. lookie what we have here Jesus, this is the girl you were talking about? Carlito knows who this is, her name is Carmella. Carlito knows ALLLLL about this one. You did good Jesus.. REAL GOOD. "

'Cool + Hot =' Carmella DeCasare: " You Know me? Well I'd hope that you would.. thanks for the compliments babe. I'd hoped you would say that, us being future business partners and all. "

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " You're reading my mind, Carlito likes that in his women. So it is you who wants to be by Carlitos side when he gets one step closer to that cWe World Heavyweight Gold? Why don't you tell Jesus and I what you have in mind. "

'Cool + Hot =' Carmella DeCasare: " Well Carlito.. I just love that name! Carlito.. it just rolls of your tongue, it is SO hot! I just look at you and see a Champion, a Winner, much like you have said. But what I also see is the future of the cWe. Guys like Shawn Michaels, Stone Cold, Ric Flair.. three former cWe World Champions. They don't have what it takes anymore, they are gone like yesterdays news but you.. you Carlito are something else. Something I have been searching for in a man for a very long time. But now I have found it. "

Scene: Carlito grins and poses for the camera.

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " Tell me something I don't already know. Hot.. Cool.. Carlito is all that and than some. Paul Heyman should just hand me the cWe Title for being Cooler than everyone else on the cWe roster. "

'Cool + Hot =' Carmella DeCasare: " But Seriously Carlito.. I think I am the PERFECT girl for you. Jesus told me you were looking for the perfect girl and here I am. You needed the brains.. "

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " Well you must have that, you are a winner Carmella. A Playboy Playmate.. A Former Raw Diva.. Carlito likes that. "

'Cool + Hot =' Carmella DeCasare: " AND The Beauty.. "

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " And you most definately have the whole package. Just look at you.. "

Scene: Carlito twirls Carmella around getting a look at all of her.. assetts. Jesus finishes off his drink slamming the cup down on the bar for no reason at all as Carmella finally takes a seat inbeetween the two.

'Cool + Hot =' Carmella DeCasare: " So.. now that I am here and we are both clear on what we both know needs to be done. You will be the next cWe World Heavyweight Champion and I will be at your side, because face it Carlito.. I'm the only girl fit for a Champion. A Champion like you. "

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " You got that right, nobody can stop Carlito now. I Can Smell, Taste the cWe Gold it is so close. Carlito cannot wait.. even though he must. But I'll be damned if I allow some stupid whiteboy by the name of Shane Douglas stopping me from my dream. Or that short shit Rhyno. Who do these bafoons think they are? This is Carlito's time. "

'Cool + Hot =' Carmella DeCasare: " You are so right, I mean did you see that slut Torrie Wilson take her top off for him? How Degrading.. can you get any sluttier than that, I think not. I have more class than she ever will. Just like you have more talent than Shane Douglas has ever had. "

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " Isnt it obvious? I Mean Paul Heyman puts me in a match with three losers, Three guys who didn't even win their debut matches last week on Turmoil. That makes Carlito sick to the stomach. Since when does the cWe give second chances? Those three shouldn't even be in the same ring with yours truly, I'm a winner. So Paul Heyman wants a loser as his Champion does he? Because that is what he will get if someone like X-Pac, Rhyno, or Shane Douglas moves on. But I'm not about to let that happen Carmella, because it wouldn't be cool having a LOSER as Champion.. wich is exactly why I will be doing everyone a favor when I win this Thursday Night. I will be eliminating three Losers from competing for a Winners belt, a belt they don't even deserve to lay their stinking eyes on. "

Scene: Carlito pauses tapping the top of the bar with his fingers, calling for the bartender who walks over reluctantly and looks at the three.

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " Carlito is buying a drink for his lovely friend here, give the lady whatever it is that she wants man. And be quick about it, don't make Carlito wait for you again or someone will get hurt. "

Scene: Carmella tells the bartender what type of drink she would like as he hurries off to make it and she thanks Carlito who kisses her on the top of her hand like a gentleman. Carlito rests his elbows on the counter and looks over the the half empty bar at the dance floor and chairs.

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " You know something Carmella.. I think this is the beginning of something Cool.. VERY Cool. With you and Jesus by my side I don't see anyone alive who can stop me, not that anyone could before but you get what Carlito is saying. Be it a former ECW World Champion in that Zoo Animal Rhyno that I have to face, or that loudmouthed potty mouth Shane Douglas, or even the D-Generate that never seems to go away and sticks around like your annoying little step brother.. X-Pac. It really doesn't matter to Carlito man, because you see.. Carlito will have that world title around his waist one way or another. It is just a matter of time. and Carlito, That's me.. has all the time in the world. "

'Cool + Hot =' Carmella DeCasare: " So am I cool or what? "

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " You are most definately cool Carmella. Cooler than Cool. "

'COOL IN PROGRESS' Jesus: " You're so cool, you're HOT! "

Scene: There is a brief pause as Carmella and Carlito look over at Jesus not saying a word at first and than they start laughing as Jesus stands there confused.

'COOL IN PROGRESS' Jesus: " What? What'd I Say? I thought it was pretty clever.. no? "

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " Jesus man, what did I say about asking too many questions? We are here on the beach, we finally found our hot Senorita.. What could we possibly have to worry about? Certianly not my stupid opponents tonight. They don't stand a chance against Carlito. Carlito is a WINNER. [ carlito raises his voice ] And where the hell are our drinks?! Carlito doesn't like to be kept waiting you know. "

Carlito, Carmella, and Jesus.. we will call them the "Cool Clan" sit back and relax as they await another round of drinks on this still early night. What does the night have in store for this Trio? What will Thursday Night Turmoil bring upon the cWe? Well besides Turmoil of course, but what else. Only time will tell. Scene Fades.