Scene: Louisville, Kentucky
[Chris Jericho's Limo]
Time: 7:42 PM

CWE IS JERICHO... That seems to be the thought on most of the cWe fans minds as Thursday Night Turmoil slowly creeps up on us and draws near. All of the Jerichoholics are wondering if Chris Jericho can indeed top even himself, after having a flawless NWA:TNA record and being the last United States Champion. They want to know if he can climb the ranks of the cWe much like he did than and beyond! Ever since the cWe has opened its doors it has been coming on strong and as the cWe's Third Pay Per View Event Ever, Bad Blood is just around the corner.. all the pieces seem to fit. Chris Jericho has found a new way to challenge himself, a new ladder to climb, and more importantly.. some new championship gold to put around his self proclaimed 'gorgeous' waist. But the competition is fierce and The King of The World is going to have to start from scratch, work his way up, and do whatever it takes to make a name for himself, all over again. His first big obstacle will be the leader of The Nation of Domination, The Rock.. a man who is the Number One Contender to X-Pacs European Championship, a belt Chris Jericho would love to add to his resume as a first in cWe and by knocking The Rock off he could do just that. But The Rock isn't looking to be put to a halt after two straight wins, he's looking to continue that streak on the behalf of 'why-2-jay' by whatever means necessary. Will Mark Henry and Ron Killings be a factor? Wich of these men will be the next cWe European Champion? It's all on the line this Thursday Night on a night where World Champion 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin defends his title for the very first time, two tag team champion partners go head to head and The Rock meets his biggest challenge yet.

" The Y2J Nation [2] "

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Chris Jericho versus. The Rock

Jeritron 5000: Louisville, Kentucky will play host to quite possibly the biggest edition of Thursday Night Turmoil (TNT) yet as the cWe starts to roll into the Month of May, and hopes to begin it all with a bang. Where Chris Jericho and his "Business Partner" Stephanie McMahon make their way to the Freedom Hall Arena via Limousine at this very moment. But the question on everyones mind is.. what is going on in the mind of Chris Jericho? Will Steve Austin Retain? Will Shawn Michaels continue the One Month Reign as cWe World Champion Trend? What will go down on Turmoil? Will Chris Jericho..

'why-2-jay' Chris Jericho: " Will You Please.. Shut.. The Hell.. UP! Bug of now Jackass, it's my turn to speak, it's my turn to take over the airwaves, the telivision screens, it's my turn to be heard, and damnit I will be heard one way or another! Be it by waltzing right into Paul E. Heymans office myself and making demands, or by defeating The Rock and making him TAP.. TAP.. TAP BABY!!! This Thursday Night on Turmoil. Nobody cares about Shawn Michaels or Steve Austin, all eyes are on Me, Me, Me! "

Jeritron 5000: The Cameras come to life and a hand can be seen pulling the camera around until finally Chris positions the camera on him. Stephanie mcMahon can be seen seated directly next to Chris, and on the opposite side is a black briefcase.. closed. The Camera only gets a glimpse of it though before Chris, being the attention hog that he is.. pulls it back towards him yet again.

'why-2-jay' Chris Jericho: " And I'll tell you all exactly what will go down on Turmoil.. I will have my Second Ever Match in the History of the cWe, and I will start it all off with snapping The Rock in two and breaking his damn back, ending his cWe career before it even gets off of the ground. "

'Beauty & The Bitch' Stephanie McMahon: " You know, you couldn't be more correct. Defeating the Rock next week will be piece of cake for you, Chris. I guarantee you'll Breeeze through the match because it will just be that easy. In fact, I have the utter most faith in you that you will put The Rock down where he belongs and bury his so-called career, for good! "

'why-2-jay' Chris Jericho: " You're exactly right Stephanie, and than Paul Heyman will have no choice but to make me the rightful Number One Contender to X-Punks European Championship with The Rocks oh so sudden departure from the cWe Active Roster. "

'Beauty & The Bitch' Stephanie McMahon: " And who better than Chris Jericho as our amazing.. incredible.. European Champion? Lord knows how X-Pac managed to wind up as our champion, not to mention how The Rock ended up with a Number One Contender's spot. How he was able to become the Number One Contender instead of you is beyond me Chris. "

'why-2-jay' Chris Jericho: " My thoughts exactly Steph, had I joined the cWe Roster a week earlier it would have been me who was crowned the number one contender.. but now, because The Rock has been given that right, I'll just have to TAKE IT from him. "

Jeritron 5000: Chris gets a sadistic look on his face just thinking about dismantling The Rock on Thursday.

'Beauty & The Bitch' Stephanie McMahon: " And Take It you will Jericho. After this match, which will probably be the least-challenging match of your entire CWE career, everything will just come so easily. I mean, once you take the Number 1 Contender spot away from The Rock this week, even X-Pac will be less of a problem! You'll wipe the floor clean with X-Pac, and take that title from around his scrawny waist. Once you defeat the Rock, Chris, there will be absolutely Nothing to worry about. You know, Chris, I don't think the Rock understands just who he's dealing with in the team of McMahon-Jericho, do you? "

'why-2-jay' Chris Jericho: " Don't you mean the team of Jericho-McMahon Stephanie? Because I'm going to be the one who carries the match this Thursday Night. Nobody wants to come and see The Rock, just like nobody goes to see his stupid movies. They'll come to see me.. Why-Two-Jay beat the living hell out of the Movie Star wannabe. The Rock probably, no I know that he wishes he could be me.. a Larger Than Life, Living MEGASTAR. But he can't be and that tears him apart inside Stephanie, and it's a damn travesty that The Rock is even considered a better athlete than yours truly. "

Jeritron 5000: All of the sudden, out of no where.. well out from the sun roof comes Christian as he takes a seat back inside the limo directly across from Chris and Stephanie interrupting the conversation.

'The Peeps Choice' Christian: " Dude Chris check out the Billboard on the bus right next to us. It's your pal The Crock. What a joke that guy is, I swear he craps out movies faster than.. well pretty damn fast if you ask me. You know they say he's the next Arnold Schwarzen-whatever.. "

'why-2-jay' Chris Jericho: " Well nobody did ask you Junior.. I mean, Who gives a rats ass about The Rock? The Scorpion King? I sure as hell don't. The Rundown.. I'll give you The Rundown alright. The Rocks movies absolutely suck and the only man that will be Walking Tall after this Thursday Night Turmoil will be ME! Not The Rock or his Nation of Nincompoops. To hell with The Rock! No wonder why they would compare him to AH-NULD, he's as dumb as bricks daddy-o and that's a fact jack. All the money he makes from his movies, hell.. even all the money in the world couldn't buy these gorgeous looks, this gorgeous physique. "

Jeritron 5000: Chris poses before looking over with disgust and seeing the billboard with The Rock on it. Chris than rolls down his window and tosses a bottle of water at the passing bus, nailing the movie ad for The Rocks next movie right beetween The Rocks eyes and splattering water all over it. He rolls the window back up, lifting his feet up onto the seat across from him and using his hands as a headrest.

'why-2-jay' Chris Jericho: " I Don't give a Brahma Bulls Ass about The Nation, The Rock, or his Lame little catchphrases. Layin' The SmackDown, Smell What I'm Cooking, Just Bring It.. Just Bring What? A Pillow so I can go to sleep the minute you start talking, or perhaps I'll bring a Y2J Ass Beating that you will never... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER... Forget, AGAINE.. "

'Beauty & The Bitch' Stephanie McMahon: " Wich brings us to the task at hand gentleman.. Now we all know that knocking off The Rock just a week after he became the number one contender to the European Championship would be one big step in the cWe, but Chris.. I felt as if you should already be as respected as any champion of the cWe is today. I mean, the things you accomplished in your short time back in the NWA was simply amazing, and that greatness will only carry through to the cWe because Chris.. you were the FIRST and LAST Ever NWA:TNA United States Champion, and everyone will see you as a Champion for a very long time now that we've brought back this.. "

Jeritron 5000: Stephanie reaches over and grabs the black suitcase that we noticed earlier and hands it to Chris. A grin forms across his face but it looks as if Chris already knows what's inside. He goes ahead and acts like he's surprised though anyways as he unclips the two brackets and opens the briefcase up revealing.. The NWA:TNA United States Championship?! The belt that only Chris Jericho held and will go down as History as. Jericho pulls the belt out rubbing his fingers over the nameplate as a huge grin forms across his face.

'why-2-jay' Chris Jericho: " It's been a long time coming Stephanie, Five Months ago I held this United States Championship and was the ONLY man to hold it. And I will continue that reign as the TRUE Champion of Champions throughout my career in the cWe much like I did back in the NWA:TNA. The Rock might as well run back to Hollywood with his tail beetween his legs because this thursday night on turmoil, The Rock will be... "

Chris Jericho, Stephanie McMahon, and Christian.. this newly formed cWe alliance all join in on the laugh as the limo speeds off towards the arena where The Rock and Chris Jericho will get it on in a high stakes matchup that absolutely cannot, should not, will not be missed by any true cWe Wrestling fan.

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