Scene: Being a Winner in Carlito's book is definately on the top ten list of Cool things to do in the cWe, and last Thursday Night that is exactly what he did. He promised that he would win his debut match, and he came through with that promise like a true Superstar does. And do you know what else is cool? The Hot sands of Melbournse, Australia. A Place where Carlito finds himself just a few feet away from the crashing waves, checking out every girl in a bikini that walks by. Carlito is reclined in his beach chair with Jesus standing beside him. He makes cat calls at all the girls walking by but isn't having very much luck at the moment.

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " Would you move Jesus you're blocking the sun from hitting my good side, no wonder why all these girls aren't coming over here and asking me for my autograph. "

'COOL IN PROGRESS' Jesus: " Sorry.. "

Scene: Jesus steps behind Carlito.

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " What are you doing? "

'COOL IN PROGRESS' Jesus: " You told me to move because I was blocking the sun from your good side, so I moved. Is there something else you need? Could we go and beat up someone else like we did last week? "

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " Every side is my good side you idiot! Do me a favor and just sit down or something, you're cramping my style. I'll tell you when we fight and when we don't fight.. don't ask questions man. Just relax.. enjoy the sun.. the sound of the waves.. the sights. "

Scene: Carlito lowers his sunglasses checking out yet another bikini babe walking by. He whistles at her as she just continues walking down the coastline not glancing back.

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " She must have seen you Jesus and got scared. Why dont you go get something to eat, Carlito is hungry man. I can't pickup hot chicks on an empty stomach. "

'COOL IN PROGRESS' Jesus: " Alright you got it, I was feeling pretty hungry myself. What do you want? "

Scene: Carlito's eyes are pinpointed on some girls.. backside as she lays out tanning.

'COOL IN PROGRESS' Jesus: " Carlito? "

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " I dunno' man, just get me something good. And be quick about it would you, I think I just found our girl. Get out of here before she sees you and you scare her off too. "

Scene: Jesus hurries off to the nearest snack bar as Carlito stands up, takes his sunglasses off and tucks them in the front pocket of his hawaiian style t-shirt. Carlito starts walking towards the lady who is laying down tanning. What could Carlito possibly be searching for a girl for? Does he really want a girlfriend that bad. But instead of walking towards the girl Carlito walks past her checking her out as he does and smiling as he likes what he sees and makes his way further down the beach, not moving aside for little kids running by with their shovels and bodyboards as he looks into the camera that follows him.

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " While Jesus is away getting me my food, I think yet another Lesson In Cool is in the Forecast. Much like Carlito, the beach is Cool.. and if you know me, you know I like being Cool. My opponents.. they don't. Guys like Charlie Haas, X-Pac, Rhyno, and Shane Douglas.. they are not cool. And that is exactly why they will not win this Thursday Night on Turmoil. Because you see, Charlie Haas figured out the hard way what it is like to be on the opposite end of the ring with me, and these three other losers who stand before me this week.. well they are no different. They might as well be one of you stupid fans watching from your couch. Face it man, you can't beat Carlito.. nobody can. "

Scene: Carlito continues walking along the beach, along the water and past all of the families having their picnics and people playing volleyball. Carlito doesn't pay any of that any attention though, he is a man on a mission. That mission.. capturing the cWe World Heavyweight Championship of course.

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " You know.. the cWe has been missing something all of this time. Back the first time around there was no Carlito, there was no Cool in cWe. But now.. now all of that has changed for the better. Because now that Carlito is here, you can all sit back.. relax.. and don't get your little hopes up that you will be the one to be the next Champion. Because you wont. You want to know who the next champion is? Well Carlito will tell you.. [ carlito pauses ] YOU'RE LOOKING AT HIM. That's right, yours truly.. me.. Carlito. I am the next cWe World Heavyweight Champion and anything short of that goal.. well lets just say it would be very un-cool not to be Champion. But that wont be happening. "

Scene: Suddenly out of nowhere a beach ball bounces and rolls into Carlito's path, rolling down the sand and stops at his feet. Carlito looks down at the colorful beach ball, smirks and picks the ball up balancing it in his hands. A Little kid that looks to be about eight or nine runs up to Carlito wide eyed.

'Little Kid' Danny: " Can I pwease have my bwall mister? "

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " This is your ball? "

Scene: The little boy nods.

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " Well maybe next time you should watch where you are going. Can't you see Carlito is trying to walk here? Dont your parents teach you any manners? "

Scene: Carlito looks at the kid, than the ball, than to the crashing waves to his right. Than Carlito does something nobody could have expected. He uses all of his strength and tosses the ball past the waves and far far into the water. Th boy watches in horror as his ball disapears out of sight beyond the waves and whitewater and begins to cry as he runs off in the opposite direction.

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " Where was I? Ah yes.. the World Heavyweight Title. That belt sure would look cool around my waist. And who do I have put in front of me? Who does Paul Heyman think stands a chance against Carlito?.. some guy named X-Punk? Let Carlito make something perfectly clear. As clear as this water you see behind me okay? X-Punk, and every other reject who has been a part of that "D-Generation X" are not Cool. I spit in the face of every DX member just for sticking around too long, forcing myself and others to look upon your ugly faces for so long. Enough is enough already, and Carlito is here to clean things up in the cWe. You may have been a European Champion in the past, but that's about as far as you are going to get my friend.. Because Carlito is here. and I am here to stay. "

Scene: Finally Jesus returns with some food in his hands as he rushes up to Carlito and hands him a tray of food. Carlito takes it and starts eating a few fries.

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " What the hell took you so long? I was beginning to think you got lost. Like a Shark ate you or something. "

'COOL IN PROGRESS' Jesus: " No the line was long. And I was talking to some girl at the snack bar. She looked familiar but I can't put my finger on it. "

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " You were speaking to a girl and you didn't come and get Carlito? What the hell is wrong with you man, I thought we were a team? You've got some explaining to do Jesus. "

'COOL IN PROGRESS' Jesus: " Hey Carlito, chill out. She was looking for you. "

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " For me? [ carlito's posture changes ] Oh yeah.. of course she is looking for me you idiot, I'm Carlito. You aren't going to find a cooler guy than me on this beach, this country, even this planet. So did you get her name or what? How come she didn't come back with you? "

'COOL IN PROGRESS' Jesus: " She insisted on meeting with you at the bar down the beach aways. She said it was pretty important.. "

Scene: Carlito pats Jesus on the back as the two start walking back in the direction of the beachside bar where Jesus says that some "Women" is waiting and wishes to meet with Carlito for who knows what reason. Carlito and Jesus continue to eat their food as the sun begins to set.

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " Jesus.. today is our lucky day. Not only will I move on in the World Heavyweight Title Tournament this coming Thursday Night, but I also found us some fun. It's so boring sitting in that hotel room all the time, we need to meet the locals, get in with the crowd.. be cool. So after when I win my second match in the cWe we can celebrate. "

Scene: Carlito and Jesus start to walk off into the distance as the camera crew stays behind, forced to go to a commercial break in a few moments. Carlito turns around and walks back towards the camera looking directly into it with a confident look on his face.

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " One last thing... Carlito wasn't finished. Do you see this face? Take a long look at it because in a few short weeks, come Resurrection.. it will be me, Carlito who joins The Undertaker in that World Title Main Event. And even The Deadman cannot compete with Carlito, because face it.. being dead, buried six feet under.. dat's not cool, Just like X-Punk, Shane Douglas, and you too Rhyno. This is the face of your next Champion, like it or not. Because I am tired of seeing the same old faces on television, it is time for something new.. something cool. This Thursday Night on Turmoil, you all just sit back and watch. Because Carlito is going to come out a winner again.. now THAT.. well that is most definately.. "

Carlito turns around and jogs to catchup with Jesus who leads him in the direction of this mysterious women seeking Carlito. The Scene.. much like the sun, slowly fades to black.

---