Scene: While most of America is filling the chill of Winter the entire cWe has decided to take a vacation to the land down under, Australia. Where the sun still heats things up and people flock to the beaches. And speaking of beaches. Who else would you expect to find at the local beaches other than hot chicks, and Carlito of course.

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " Hey Jesus, get over here and take a look at this fine piece of meat.. "

Scene: Carlito taps Jesus on the shoulder who is far too occupied in ordering something to eat from the snack bar. Carlito has his eyes on a blonde haired woman who looks to be in her mid-twenties, strutting down the boardwalk in a thong bikini. Carlito takes a bite out of his apple, never quite taking his eyes off of the very attractive lady who is now walking their way.

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " I sure would like a taste of that. "

'COOL IN PROGRESS' Jesus: " You said you werent hungry so I didn't get you anything. "

Scene: Jesus extends the tray of food with the cheeseburger and fries in it that he just ordered out to Carlito, thinking he was speaking about food and not.. well you get the point. Carlito smacks the tray holding the food away from Jesus's hands almost causing him to drop it but Jesus catches it before it drops.

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " Not the food you idiot, that Chica over there. I think she was looking at me Jesus, she probably knows I'm a big Wrestling Superstar, one that is going to bring some Cool Vibes to Championship Wrestling Entertainment.. something it lacked the first time around man. "

'COOL IN PROGRESS' Jesus: " Yeah that's for sure. You're going to be the coolest guy in the cWe no doubt. And if anyone disagrees.. well we can just kick their asses. "

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " You got that right man. But lets go over there and talk to that fine senorita. I want to have myself a little fun before I kick that one guys ass. What was his name again? "

'COOL IN PROGRESS' Jesus: " Haas? Charlie Haas? The one with the hot girlfriend. "

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " Oh yeah, whatever it doesn't matter because he's not Cool like me, Carlito. Come on man, let's go see if this chica wants to come back to my hotel room with me. "

Scene: Carlito and Jesus begin walking down the boardwalk in the direction of the blonde in the yellow thong bikini. She stops, looking over the ledge of the peer down at the crashing waves below as Carlito approaches her, still eating away at his apple as jesus struggles to catchup.

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " Well hello hello pretty lady. The name's Carlito... what's yours? "

Scene: The woman doesn't even bother turning around to face Carlito at all, instead she continues to look donw below to the waves and surfers riding the waves just beneath the pier.

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " I Said.. my name is Carlito, what might yours be? "

Scene: Still no response. Now Carlito is offended.

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " Hey Lady, can't you see that Carlito is talking to you?! Do you even know who I am? I'm the coolest thing to hit Championship Wrestling Entertainment since.. well EVER. Are you deaf? "

'Beach Babe' Tiffany: " Excuse me? Oh no I'm sorry, I was just spaced out there for a second, paying attention to the surfers down there. What were you saying? "

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " Surfers? Carlito can Surf. Carlito can do anything they can do and better. Now That's Cool. They don't have anything on me man. "

'Beach Babe' Tiffany: " [ she laughs ] You're funny, what did you say your name was again? "

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " Funny? you think Carlito is funny? Jesus tell this lovely lady just who I am. "

'COOL IN PROGRESS' Jesus: " His name.. is Carlito. "

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " No you stupid idiot I already told her my name, she knows it. You're supposed to tell her how cool I am, and how not one of those cWe Superstars on that roster can even compare to me.. Carlito. Wich is exactly why I am the future cWe World Heavyweight Champion. That belt will look so cool around my waist, I can see it now.. people flocking to shake Carlito's hand, to get a picture with the champ. You can be one of the first, if you're lucky. You feeling lucky? "

'Beach Babe' Tiffany: " Um thanks but no thanks, I don't even know who you are. I don't watch wrestling, that stuff is so fake. My little brother watches it though, he's somewhere around here, maybe he would like an autograph or a picture or something. "

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " We aren't here to talk to your brother. And Fake? Fake? Who are you callin' fake? Look who's talking Miss Silicone. Being a big breasted fake.. now that's not cool. Being Fake period is Uncool. "

Scene: Carlito and Jesus share a laugh together as the woman tries her best to cover up her chest.

'Beach Babe' Tiffany: " Ugh you two are so rude, I don't even know who the hell you are and you're talking shit about me? Don't make me go get my boyfriend. "

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " Your boyfriend huh? Jesus and I aren't afraid of no boyfriend, if anything he should be the one who is afraid of us. We don't mess around. but if you don't want to accompany Carlito to the ring this Thursday night than it's your loss babe. "

'Beach Babe' Tiffany: " As if, why don't you go take a swim or something hun, I think you're delirious or something. I'd never go Anywhere with YOU.. EVER. "

Scene: Carlito glances over in Jesus's direction as he just shrugs his shoulders and Carlito takes another bite of his apple, spitting some of the apple peel over the edge of the boardwalk and to the water below.

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " Is that so? "

'Beach Babe' Tiffany: " Yeah so get lost Loser. Before my boyfriend comes over here and I tell him what you've been calling me and he'll be really pissed off at you. "

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " Jesus, lets show her what we do to people who don't want to be cool. Cool like me.. Carlito. "

'Beach Babe' Tiffany: " Why the hell do you keep saying that? "

Scene: Before the girl can react Jesus walks up behind her, holing her arms behind her back so she can't get away. She starts to scream out for help but no one is nearby to hear her. Carlito takes another bite of his apple, than another, than another, filling his entire mouth with bits and pieces of chewed up apple. He stands directly in front of the woman, about to claim yet another "Uncool Victim". But just before Carlito can start a big guy who looks like he could be a bodybuilder comes over pulling the girl away from Jesus.

'Beach Dude' Tom: " Hey Pal, what the fuck do you think you're doing to my girlfriend? Didn't she tell you to leave her alone? What is it that you want? She's taken Buddy so back off already. "

Scene: Carlito nods his head and takes another bite of his apple, talking with his mouth full now.

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " That's cool. Carlito wasn't asking your blonde bimbo girlfriend on a date. Carlito has better taste than that, isn't that right Jesus. "

Scene: Jesus nods in agreement.

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " So why dont you just mind your own business. Carlito was just doing her a favor, giving her a first encounter with the Coolest guy alive, that's me. "

'Beach Dude' Tom: " Listen Dude, I Don't give a damn who you are or where the hell it is you came from. Just leave my girlfriend alone and we wont have a problem. Got that Carl, or whatever your name is. "

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " Problem? There was no problem.. until you came along. You see because now.. we DO have a problem. And problems aren't cool, they're not cool at all. So Jesus, what do you think we should do about this.. this problem? "

Scene: Before Carlito can even finish his thought Jesus blindsides the man with a big forearm straight to the side of his head/temple, bringing him down to the ground as his girlfriend screams out in horror. The big man drops like a bag of bricks as Carlito and jesus begin stomping away. The Girl tries pulling the two attackers off of her boyfriend but has no such luck as Carlito just shoves her aside.

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " Pick him up Jesus, lets show this fool that you don't mess with the best. Nobody talks to Carlito like that, NOBODY. Do you hear me?! "

Scene: Jesus picks the semi-unconcious man up onto his feet, holding his arms behind his back Carlito takes the last couple of bites from his apple, tossing the core to the girl who catches it just by reflex and than quickly drops it on the ground in disgust. Carlito gives her boyfriend a hard smack across the face to add insult to injury and than spits pieces of chewed up apple all over his face. Jesus drops the man who falls back to the ground less of a man than he was just five minutes ago.

Carlito 'CARIBBEAN COOL': " You see what happens when you make Carlito mad? Do you? Let this be a lesson to you.. and to you. You don't mess with Carlito, it's just not cool, or smart. So Charlie Haas, this Thursday Night you will be like this guy, lying at my feet in a puddle of his own tears. Wondering just where it was he went wrong. Well I'll tell you where he went wrong Charlie, he made Carlito mad. You think you stand a chance against me Haas? You think you're better than me Charlie? No.. nobody is better than me. You will know it, your girlfriend will know it, hell.. the whole world will know it come this Thursday Night on Turmoil. Not one person on that cWe Roster can even compare to me.. Carlito. "

Carlito laughs and winks at the girl who rushes over to her fallen boyfriend to check to see if he is okay. Carlito and Jesus walk off further down the boardwalk to find someone else to talk to. The Scene Fades with the CCC Logo in one corner and the cWe logo in the other.

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