Prospekt Promo
# 56 [Fifty Six]
Randy Says..
" Casual Casualties "
XWF Overall Record
23 - 00 - 09
Career Record
(as Randy)
37 - 00 - 11







Scene: New York City, New York - Some Fancy Restauraunt
Time: Friday April 23rd, 2004 - 9:10 PM
Next Match: @ Redemption Vs. Jamie Noble [World Heavyweight Title - Singles Match]

THE BIG UPSET... that seems to be the talk around the backstage and on camera throughout the Xtreme Wrestling Federation. Val Venis defeated the World Heavyweight Champion Randy Orton in a Non-Title Matchup and joined the ranks of an elite few who have defeated the young athlete. There were no cheap shots, no hits from behind, no run-ins, Val Venis defeated Randy Orton One.. Two.. Three, without a catch. In the past Randy Orton had the opportunity to yell out conspiracy in events when the likes of Rob Van Dam, John Cena, and Mick Foley went toe to toe with Randy in the past, each man used something to their advantage and clearly had to result to cheating to get themselves a win over one Randy Orton. But this case is different. For once Randy Orton has no excuse for his disapointment, he has no safenet to fall back on to tell himself that he still is the best that the XWF has to offer, and with Collision Course right around the corner the last thing the XWF Champion wants is doubt flooding his thoughts as he walks into a rematch with his WrestleMania Three opponent, Stevie Richards. And this is no ordinary Rematch, this Rematch at Collision Course will be a Three Stages of Hell Match. Three Different Pinfalls, Three Different Scenario Type Matches.The First will be A Normal Singles Type Matchup, The Second a Hardcore Style Matchup, and if needed in this Final Confrontation, the third and final fall would be decided within a fifteen foot high steel cage. The XWF World Heavyweight Championship, the thing that Randy Orton LIVES for.. will be on the line at Collision Course, it doesn't get any bigger than this.. or does it? This Sunday Night as a first in History for Redemption, Randy Orton will have to defend his World Title for a Third Time against Intercontinental Title Hopeful, Jamie Noble. The XWF is truly on an entirely different path, one of disarray and chaos and who knows what the future holds for The Corporation and Randy Orton.

" Casual Casualties "



pros·pect (pros'pekt) n.
A candidate deemed likely to succeed.


Prospektive: A Night on the Town.. it seems as if the XWF Champion hasn't been given a break since he first layed his hands on the World Title and has been on the defense ever since. But now.. Randy Orton and The Corporation are having a night out underneath the tall buildings of New York City just days before yet another edition of Redemption. The usual noises you hear throughout a Fancy Restaurant can be heard, glasses and plates clashing together, people chattering, and the soft elevator type music used to lighten the atmosphere. Seated in their own special area of the restraunt is The Corporation, Randy Orton at the head of the table with the World Championship hung around the back of his chair and Sable sitting directly to his left as well as Test, Brian Kendrick and than Chris Jericho, AJ Styles and Vince Russo to his right. Randy raises his glass toasting Sable and Vince Russo who are the closest to him, takes a sip and sets the glass down as he stands up grabbing the XWF Championship and as he hangs it over his shoulder he than clears his throat making sure everyone is paying attention and it's obvious too us now that The Champ has a little something to say.

'THA PROSPEKT' Randy Orton: " Now I know you all know that a couple of nights back, a crime was commited within the XWF.. A Crime against myself, against you, against the entire Corporation. That Crime was commited when Shane McMahon, Vince McMahon's own son decided that he was going to stand in our way, that he was going to stand against The Corporation and round up a buinch've XWF rejects off of the Superstar Roster. "

Prospektive: The Cameras circle around the large table catching a glimpse of each of The Corporation Members facial expressions. They all seem to be listening very very closely to what Randy Orton has to say, and they damn well better because when Randy Orton speaks it's of the upmost importance.

'THA PROSPEKT' Randy Orton: " But we all know what happens to those that stand in our way, that defy The Corporate ways. Just look at Shawn Michaels.. our former XWF Commissioner. He saw the light, he knew that The Corporation couldn't be stopped and so he joined us. He joined a fight that he knew he could win, and Shane McMahon along with all of his little followers are going to find out exactly that, the HARD WAY. "

Prospektive: All of The Corporate Members raise their glasses in agreement as Randy looks down at the Heavyweight Strap hanging over his left shoulder, seeing his own reflection within it as he grins and lifts his head back up to speak to his fellow stablemates yet again.

'THA PROSPEKT' Randy Orton: " And if Shane McMahon wants to rally and gather up all of these low-rate Superstars under his wing and line them up for easy pickings and for The Corporation to destroy than so be it, we'll let him. We will let Shane McMahon think that he has what it takes to go up against the most dominant force the XWF has ever seen.. and than when they least expect it, we will dispose of each and every single one of them and rid the XWF of the nuisance that is Shane McMahon and his followers, Forever. "

'Wrestling Anti-Christ' Vince Russo: " Yeah, and not to mention the beating that my boy AJ over here is going to hand out to your opponent at Collision Course. Stevie Richards is going to get a double dose of Embarassment at the hands of The Corporations Finest Superstars Randy my man. "

'THA PROSPEKT' Randy Orton: " Stevie Richards? Stevie Richards?! Russo, What makes you think that the name Stevie Richards is even permitted to be spoken at this table? I'm not here to talk about the past, about a man who can and never will be able to beat me.. it just isn't humanly possible for that joke to even come close to beating me. We're opposites.. for anyone to even think that he is even in my league anymore is totally out of the question. [ randy gives the world title a rub ] Unless you're doing a documentary on the Superstars who came up short against Randy Orton in World Title Situations, than go right ahead. "

Prospektive: Randy takes a seat obviously distraught by even the mere thought of having to defend his World Heavyweight Championship against Stevie Richards again.

'THE WILDCAT' Sable: " Yeah Russo! What were you thinking? Bring up the name of a worthless loser like Steven Richards at this table? Now you have poor Randy all tensed up. "

'THA PROSPEKT' Randy Orton: " A little to the left.. [ randy pauses ] yeah, that's it right there. Now as I was saying before that horrid thought was planted in my mind of Stevie Richards even getting a second shot at my World Heavyweight Title. Is there no one else in the XWF man enough to step up to the plate? Is Stevie Richards Shane McMahons only hope of toppling the very foundation of The Corporation? Because he's going to have to come up with alot better than that to overcome me, he's going to have to go out and get the National Guard to take this World Title from my hands because it's not going to go anywhere for a very long time.. "

'THE WILDCAT' Sable: " That's absolutely correct Randy baby. You are the best of the best. The most elite of the elite! You are the XWF World Heavyweight Champion! And no matter what everyone says, weather they like it or not, there just isn't a damn thing anyone of them is able to do about it Randy. Triple H couldn't stop you, The Rock couldn't stop you, Steven Richards couldn't stop you and Shane McMahon along with that little runt Jamie Noble will just be another guy to add to the list of many Randy my darling. "

'THA PROSPEKT' Randy Orton: " Jamie Noble? There's another name that should be forbidden to be spoken at The Corporate Dinner Table Sable.. you think I'm worried about some five foot nothing little trailer trash runt taking my World Heavyweight Championship? Triple H couldn't stop me.. The Rock couldn't stop me.. Stevie Richards can't and never will be able to stop me.. and Jamie Noble just makes me laugh everytime I picture him even coming close to my title. He may be the newest Contender for the XWF Intercontinental Championship but I'm the WORLD CHAMPION. The Intercontinental Championship is old news, I won it without breaking a sweat just one month into my XWF career, so excuse me if Jamie Noble doesn't impress me in the slightest. "

Prospektive: All of the sudden a waiter walks up to Randy and whispers something in his ear. A slight grin forms across his face as the waiter walks off after sending the message.

'THE WILDCAT' Sable: " What is it Randy? What did he just say to you? "

'THA PROSPEKT' Randy Orton: " Well it seems as if the rest of our guests will not be arriving like we had thought. Shane Douglas and.. [ randy pauses ] Val Venis, the newest members to our group of elite known as The Corporation will not be making it here to have dinner with us tonight. So.. lets get down to business and order shall we? We seem to have been doing just fine without those two around anyways so I'm sure one more night wont be that big of a deal. So eat up and enjoy.. it's on The Corporations tab. "

Prospektive: Randy signals for a waiter to come over to the table and begin taking some orders but all of the sudden the sound of dishes and glass crashing and shattering to the floor all at once can be heard as a couple of tables over it seems as if someone has a complaint about the service.

'Hillbilly #1' Papa Noble: " Gosh Darnit! What in the hell is this crap?! You tellin' me that this steak is well done? It's pink! I want to speak to your manager right now, this is a gosh darn outrage, I tell you what. "

'The Waiter' Brad Becker: " I'm sorry sir, I'll take it back to the kitchen and have the cook make you a new one. I Apologize for the inconvenience and I promise you that it will not happen again. "

'Hillbilly #1' Papa Noble: " Yeah well you damn well better not let it happen again partner, or else me and my wife here is gonna' complain and we'll have this damn place shut down in a heartbeat! "

'The Waiter' Brad Becker: " No sir we don't want that to happen, I'll do my best to have the problem fixed right away sir. I'll be back shortly with your new meal, properly done. "

'Hillbilly #1' Papa Noble: " Alright, that's more like it! And while you're at it.. add a little dessert ontop of that for free since you peoples screwed my darn order up! "

'The Waiter' Brad Becker: " Yes Sir.. right away sir. "

Prospektive: The Waiter scampers off like the little bitch he is as the whole restaurants attention seems to be directed towards what just went on, The Corporations entire table included.

'Hillbilly #1' Papa Noble: " What're you alls think yer' lookin' at?! "

Prospektive: The Man turns around as the rest of the people eating return to their meals but the look on Randy Ortons face has changed. But no, not because his night out on the town is being ruined by some loudmouth hillbilly.. but because of all the luck to have in the world, Randy Orton chooses to eat in the same restraunt as Jamie Nobles family. Randys takes the napkin from off of his lap, tossing it onto the table and starts to walk towards where the Family of Jamie Noble is seated.

'THE WILDCAT' Sable: " Randy, where are you going? "

'THA PROSPEKT' Randy Orton: " Saying Hello.. "

Prospektive: Randy Orton makes sure to grab his World Title before leaving the corporate table and walking past some other people eating dinner until he finally reaches the table of the terribly rude loudmouth/redneck. Randy taps the man on the shoulder blowing a little imaginary dust off of the World Heavyweight Strap as he waits for the man to turn around and face him.

'Hillbilly #1' Papa Noble: " It's about damn time, where in the hell is my stea... "

Prospektive: Jamie Nobles Dad's eyes go wide as he realizes just who it is standing behind him now and that it isn't the waiter with his newly cooked steak.. no, it's The XWF World Heavyweight Champion and his sons opponent on this weeks Redemption from Madison Square Garden.

'Hillbilly #1' Papa Noble: " You.. Your that Randy Orton fella' aren'tcha.. "

'THA PROSPEKT' Randy Orton: " I Don't believe we've met.. but I know you know who I am.. and I know who you are, it isn't too hard to tell you people apart. But I didn't come here to talk to you about how bad I am going to beat your son.. I didn't come over here to rub the fact that I am and always will be the better man within the XWF than your son.. no, you see.. I came over here because until you decided to open your mouth, I was enjoying myself over there.. [ randy points to his table ] And I couldn't help but hear you because you were yelling at the top of your lungs. So tell me.. is everyone in the Noble Family Tree as stupid as they look? Or is your son just so blinded by the fact that this may be the first and last World Title shot that he'll ever get that he doesn't realize that it's impossible for him to win.. When I said that the year two thousand and four was going to be the year of RANDY ORTON, I Meant It.. when I said that when I won the World Heavyweight Championship that I would never let go, I Meant It... and when I tell you right here, right now that I am going to give your son the worst beating he has ever recieved in his time on the XWF Roster.. I Mean it. "

Prospektive: Jamie Nobles Father is speechless, his wife has her mouth covered with both hands, knowing damn well what the XWF Champion is capable of in situations like this.

'THA PROSPEKT' Randy Orton: " So.. I'm going to go back to my seat, order myself some dinner and I'd hope for your sake and mine that you keep your mouth shut. And maybe if you're lucky and I enjoy my meal tonight and I'm in a good mood as I go back to my hotel room, just maybe I'll go easy on your "Boy" Jamie Noble. Do I make myself clear Mister Noble? Or are you going to find out before your son does the HARD way, that you just don't mess with The Corporation, and you don't mess with ME.. "

Prospektive: The Man nods his head signalling that he understands as Randy grins and nods his head at Misses Noble politely and begins walking back towards his table as his Corporate Buddies look on. But right as Randy turns his back.. Jamie Nobles Father attacks! He jumps onto Randys back and start clawing and pulling hair and doing whatever he can too inflict pain upon the XWF Champion but before you know it the tide has turned and Randy Orton is now on the offensive as he spins around in cricles trying to pull the man off of his back. Finally he tosses Jamies Father to the floor and the rest of the people around them clear out before BAM! Randy Orton just RKO'd Jamie Nobles father right ontop of his own dinner table. My god this kid has no heart..

'THA PROSPEKT' Randy Orton: " Tell Jamie I'll be seeing him at Redemption.. "

Randy adds insult to injury kicking the man in the ribs and stepping over his limp body as Jamie Nobles Mother rushes to her husbands aid. Randy steps over the broken glass and plates of spilled food brushing himself off from shoulder to shoulder again as he casually takes a seat back at his table and gives the menu a look to see what he is going to have to eat. The Scene fades to black with Jamie Nobles Father shown lifeless on the floor.



Passed By:
Jeff Hardy 3x, Rhyno 2x, Sean O'Haire 2x, Chris Benoit 2x, Kevin Nash 1x, Lance Storm 1x, Matt Hardy 2x, Raven 2x, Booker T 1x, Taz 1x, Rob Van Dam 2x, Stacy Keibler 1x, The Big Show x1, Steve Austin 1x, The Undertaker 1x, -v.2- Bret Hart x1, Chris Jericho 1x, Christian 1x, Triple H 2x, Stevie Richards 2x, The Rock 1x, Edge 1x
The Perfect Prospektive:
XWF - World Heavyweight Champion 1x (Current), Intercontinental Champion 1x, Greatest Matches 2x (vs. Rob Van Dam @ Redemption VIIII, vs. The Rock @ Gravity), Role-Player of The Week 4x, Wrestler of The Month 1x (March 04), Heel of The Month 3x (December 02-03, February 04), Match of The Month 1x (February 04 vs. The Rock @ Gravity), Feud of The Month 2x (February 04 vs. The Rock, March 04 vs. Stevie Richards), Rankings 13x NWA:TNA - Wrestler of The Week 1x, U.S Champion 1x (Only), World Title Finalist CWF - Heel of The Week 1x, Ranked Top Ten 1x, Leader of The New World Order (Black & White) WWF - Drafted #1 on RAW Brand aWa - Heel of The Month 1x (July 03), Only #1 Contender WWF/wCw - 2002 Royal Rumble Winner CWO - Intercontinental Champion 1x, European Champion 1x PWO - Intercontinental Champion 1x, Tag Team Champion 1x EGFW - World Heavyweight Champion 2x, U.S. Champion 1x, T.V. Champion 1x EPW(Revival Brand) - Top 5 Rankings 1x Official E-fed Hall of Famer 3x (02, 03, 04)