Prospekt Promo
# 53 [Fifty Three]
Randy Says..
" Corporate Catastrophe "
XWF Overall Record
22 - 00 - 08
Career Record
(as Randy)
36 - 00 - 10








Scene: Los Angeles, California - Local Suburban Home
Time: Saturday, 4.03.04 - 5:16 PM
Next Match: @ WrestleMania III Vs. Stevie Richards [MAIN EVENT - XWF World Title (No Disqualification)]

THINGS ARE HEATING UP... as Xtreme Wrestling Federation Presents: WrestleMania Three! in just a few short hours, it will all go down in the record books as the XWF attempts to shake things up a little and hit it off with a bang. Just a little over a month ago it was still unclear as to who would partake in the XWF WrestleMania Main Event. It all boiled down to Four Men, The Rock, Edge, Stevie Richards, and Randy Orton. At Gravity it was taken down to the final two men, Stevie Richards and Randy Orton came out victorious in their respected matches.. Randy Orton retained against The Rock in a nail biting intense matchup and Stevie Richards defeated Edge to become the last XWF/nEw World Heavyweight Champion and secured himself a spot in the WrestleMania Main Event for the World Heavyweight Championship. Both men taking different paths to reach this point, and this Sunday they will cross paths for a second time but unlike the last confrontation beetween Randy Orton and Stevie Richards the World Title is on the line. So now it will be those two men going at it for the biggest prize in the business, on the biggest stage in the business, WrestleMania. Randy Orton makes his first XWF WrestleMania appearance as a Headlining Champion and Stevie Richards looks to become a Two Time XWF World Champion, only one mans dream can come true and only one man can make HISTORY.

" Corporate Catastrophe "



pros·pect (pros'pekt) n.
A candidate deemed likely to succeed.


Prospektive: The Cameras come to life as an arial view of a regular American Suburban style Home is given and the cameras begin to slowly zoom in until it looks as if we are standing on the front lawn ourselves and are about to step in through the front door. The Cameras come to a stand still as two kids can be seen walking along the sidewalk and than turning to head for the door of the house we are now seeing. The two boys that look to be around the age of 12-13 walk into the house and strangely enough the cameras follow and the kids seem to not even take notice. The Kids run into a nearby bedroom looking as if they just played some baseball or something like that as one boy takes a seat at a desk in the corner of the room with a computer ontop. The other boy kneels down next to the boy in the chair making sure he can look at the computer screen as well.

'XWF Fan' Steve: " I thought you told me that your parents didn't let you on the Computer when they aren't home? Wont you get in trouble or something for being on it. "

'nEw Fan' Mike: " How will they know if they're not home to catch me? Duh.. And don't be such a little cry baby all the time, do you want to see what I have to show you or not? "

'XWF Fan' Steve: " Well Yeah.. what is it? "

Prospektive: The Boy sitting at the desk moves the mouse and clicks on the little blue e for Internet Explorer. They wait a couple of seconds for the window to popup and Mike begins typing the adress up in the navigation bar. The other boy covers his eyes momentarily causing his friend to laugh.

'nEw Fan' Mike: " What are you doing you little girl? "

'XWF Fan' Steve: " My mom said the Internet is a bad thing.. you're not looking up naked people are you? If you are I think I should be going home now, I'm not allowed to look at those things. "

'nEw Fan' Mike: " Oh come on.. don't tell me you really listen to everything your mommy tells you. I'm not looking at Porn you Dummy, I'm going to show you something really cool. Something that is going to blow the XWF out of the water! Just you wait and see.. "

Prospektive: The Boy clicks on the GO button as they sit and wait in anticipation for the site to load up. And as they do the young boy who has made it apparent that he's not a fan of the XWF looks over towards his friend.

'nEw Fan' Mike: " Remember when I told you that New Era Wrestling was going to re-open very very soon? "

Prospektive: The Boy Nods..

'nEw Fan' Mike: " Well it opens sometime this month, they already have a brand new site up hyping the comeback and everything, check it out it's really cool. "

Prospektive: The Site finally loads completely and the two boys have their eyes glued to the computer screen checking out the the nEw Headlines and Updates regarding the Federations Grand Re-Opening.

'XWF Fan' Steve: " That's great and all.. but.. "

'nEw Fan' Mike: " But what? Don't tell me you're still a fan of the XWF.. have you watched it lately? They've lost all their big Superstars and it just hasn't been the same for months now and you know it. When nEw comes back the XWF is going to be put right out of business, I'd bet on it. "

'XWF Fan' Steve: " No way liar.. XWF is the best and will always be the best. You're just jealous because all the guys who have held that crappy nEw Title in the XWF could never compete with the XWF Superstars. Guys like Bret Hart, Mr. Perfect, John Cena, they couldn't hang with guys like Triple H, Mike Sanders, The Rock, and especially The World Champion Randy Orton. "

'nEw Fan' Mike: " You have got to be kidding me.. Randy Orton? Randy Orton wouldn't last one second in nEw. You saw how Rob Van Dam kicked his butt the last time they had a match. Rob Van Dam is from nEw.. "

'XWF Fan' Steve: " Rob Van Dam cheated and needed The Rocks help to beat Randy, you know that. But Randy got his revenge on The Rock at Gravity and is STILL the World Champion. And if you like it or not the XWF is still going to be around when nEw opens and will probably get better ratings. "

'nEw Fan' Mike: " Keep dreaming Steve.. 'cause when nEw comes around and all of the XWF roster realizes their on a sinking ship you'll be asking to come over to my house to watch nEw instead of XWF. And after WrestleMania when Randy loses to Stevie Richards you wont be talking about how great he is than, will you? "

'XWF Fan' Steve: " Of course not.. because Randy isn't going to lose at WrestleMania. He's going to take that joke of a nEw Champion Stevie Richards and do exactly what he did to The Rock at Gravity.. "

'nEw Fan' Mike: " Oh Yeah? and what's that.. "

'XWF Fan' Steve: " Well you know.. the thing that Randy always says he's going to do to people after he's finished with them.. he's going to make them his.. his.. "

'nEw Fan' Mike: " Well.. go on and say it already would ya'! Don't be such a Momma's Boy all the time. Nobody is here to wash your mouth out with soap or smack you on the wrist. "

'XWF Fan' Steve: " Randy Orton is going to make Stevie Richards his Bitch! "

'nEw Fan' Mike: " There, now was that so hard? "

'XWF Fan' Steve: " No.. not really. But I'll tell you what is hard.. looking at this stupid nEw site when we could still be outside playing Baseball. Is that all you wanted to show me? 'Cause I'd much rather look at the XWF site than this. Let's go read the WrestleMania card again. "

Prospektive: Steve reaches for the mouse but his friend Mike smacks his hand out of the way stopping him before he can even type in a letter. Steve pulls his hand back and shakes it, acting like he was hurt.

'nEw Fan' Mike: " This is my Computer and you're in my house. If you want to waist your time looking at the XWF site than you can go home and use your own Computer. [ looks at the screen ] Hey check this out.. they've got a Live Video you can download that comes on in.. two minutes! We can watch and see what they say about the opening of nEw this month, wow what timing. "

'XWF Fan' Steve: " Yipee.. "

Prospektive: Mike moves the mouse over to the Live Feed Download of the Video and it begins Downloading onto the computer. As the two boys sit and wait for the video to download they can't help but start to argue and fight childishly yet again out of pure impatience.

'nEw Fan' Mike: " So what gives, why do you like the XWF so much anyways? I think more people are excited about nEw re-opening this month than they are about XWF's Third WrestleMania. And so what if Randy Orton is Headlining it in the Main Event for his very first time at an XWF WrestleMania.. all the more reason for Stevie Richards to show exactly why he was the last nEw/XWF Champion. Your boy Randy Orton is as good as beat. "

'XWF Fan' Steve: " Yeah well I guess we will see this Sunday Night now wont we? "

Prospektive: A sound can be heard indicating that the video has finished downloading as Mike clicks over to the desktop where he sent the video and double clicks the icon. A Video programs pops up shortly after and on the screen that nEw Logo slowly fades into the picture. A Man in a suit can be seen standing tall up ontop of a stage with a podium placed at the edge and a microphone setup ontop of that. He stands proudly behind it overlooking the crowd that has formed in front of a building that looks to be New Era Wrestling (nEw)'s Main Headquarters. He waits until the crowd quiets down before he speaks into the microphone and both kids watch on.

'nEw Spokesman' Charles: " Ladies and Gentleman.. Boys and Girls.. welcome all to the turning point in the Wrestling World. Welcome to the re-opening of nEw Headquarters and the return of something great. "

Prospektive: Some of the crowd applauds while the others remain silent.

'nEw Spokesman' Charles: " Yes because people, a New Era is upon us all and in just a few short days the greatest thing to hit the Wrestling World will be on your Television Screens! Just think.. old Superstars like Lance Storm, Little Guido, Billy Gunn, the list goes on people! I kid you not.. "

Prospektive: The man steps off of the podium and walks down a couple of steps to the gate that leads towards the massive building as a ribbon can now be seen hanging from one side of the gate, to the other. The man raises his voice not having the microphone there anymore to amplify his voice.

'nEw Spokesman' Charles: " This right here.. is where it all begins again folks! As soon as I cut this ribbon and open the gates to nEw Headquarters, the world will never be the same again! "

" I Don't think that nEw will ever be as good as it was.. keep dreamin' pal. "

Prospektive: WHAT? Who in the hell said that?! The Crowd is shocked and is in awe of whomever it was that made that last comment. The Spokesman looks around throughout the croud, searching for the culprit as the cameras do the same. Finally after a brief moment of searching and finding nothing, nobody, not a soul! The cameras have found there man.. and it's.. RANDY ORTON! What the hell is Randy Orton doing at the re-opening of New Era Wrestlings Headquarters?! Something just isn't right here.

'nEw Fan' Mike: " Oh great.. what the hell is HE doing there? "

'XWF Fan' Steve: " Shhhh, be quiet.. let's listen to what he has to say. I'm liking this site alot better now. "

Prospektive: Steve reaches over and guides the mouse over to the Full Screen option on the Movie Player, maxamizing the screen and watching very very closely now with alot more interest than before.

'nEw Spokesman' Charles: " Excuse me.. I don't know just who exactly you think you are, or how the hell you got past security but you're type aren't welcome here buddy.. this isn't the XWF. But if you want to talk Contract Negotiations, well you're going to have to wait your turn just like the rest of them.. no special privelages for XWF Superstars. I'm afraid you'll have to get in line like the rest of the nEw hopefuls. "

'THA PROSPEKT' Randy Orton: " You're kidding me right? I'm not here to join nEw, I'm not here to talk to you or any of these people for that matter. As I'm sure you are all aware of already, XWF WrestleMania is just a few blocks down that way [ randy points ] at the Staples Center this Sunday Night. And well.. instead of waisting your time here, watching this cheap excuse for an "Unveiling" and actually watch something worthwhile. Nobody cares about nEw anymore, it's old news and I'll prove exactly that this Sunday Night. "

'nEw Spokesman' Charles: " Oh yeah tough guy? and just how are you planning on doing that? "

'THA PROSPEKT' Randy Orton: " Simple.. by taking out the final nEw Champion within the XWF. You see, these last couple of months a couple of XWF Superstars gone nEw, or a nEw Superstar gone XWF have come and gone. Guys like Bret Hart, John Cena, and even Mr. Perfect who is still under XWF Contract.. what have they done lately? John Cena is probably standing in the unemployment line while Bret Hart hitchhikes back to Canada, but not before he lets the XWF door hit him on the ass on his way out. You see, the point I'm trying to get at is this.. when it comes to comparing an XWF World Champion, to a nEw World Champion.. they just don't come any different. You have me.. the greatest Champion to grace any ring, be it nEw, RIW, CWO, the list goes on but they are all miniscule to the XWF. Just like Stevie Richards is nothing compared to me.. he wants to walk around still dragging that nEw Championship around than fine, I don't blame him. [ randy laughs ] I mean the guy needs something to be proud of right? Something to keep him going when things look bad. "

'nEw Spokesman' Charles: " Steven Richards is a great nEw Champion, and I would hope he found enough smarts to leave the XWF and come to nEw and hold the title there, instead of the XWF.. It sickens me to even allow such a name to roll of my tongue. But if you're so tough Mr. XWF Superstar, just where is your belt at? I thought the champ never went anywhere without his prized possesion. "

Prospektive: Uh Oh.. now you've gone and done it. You've hit a soft spot, a definite no no when you remind Randy Orton of the occurences that went down at last weeks Redemption when Stevie Richards stole Randy Ortons title and was the one holding it up high at the end of the night. Randys face is almost turning red!

'THA PROSPEKT' Randy Orton: " Well I'm glad you asked that question actually.. because it just proves my point even more that everything that nEw stands for is a fraud. Stevie Richards is a damn thief who stole my World Heavyweight Title, but rest assured.. I Will get it back at WrestleMania. So Stevie.. I suggest you hold on real tight to that belt, even go as far as giving it a hug or a nice little kiss.. because it's the last time you will ever lay your hands.. or eyes on it ever again. Let alone get that close to it.. "

Prospektive: Sable steps out from behind some of the crowd, hooking her arm through Randys and looking up at him with a look of satisfaction in her very own XWF Champion. She massages his shoulder where the World Heavyweight Strap usually rests, trying to calm him down as best she can. The Crowd now has all of their attention on Randy as he continues speaking.

'THA PROSPEKT' Randy Orton: " Yeah, so while you stand there about to open the doors to a disgrace of a wrestling company that is known as nEw.. think for a minute just what you have to look forward to as a company. With guys like Stevie Richards at the head of the pack no doubt you'll be on after re-runs of Star Trek in No Time. And it's only a matter of time before nEw.. just like all of their Superstars who have tried to make it in big in XWF, FAILS MISERABLY. Just like Richards will fail at WrestleMania.. just like all of the former nEw Champions have failed when they were tested to their true standards. Bret Hart, Mr. Perfect, John Cena, Taz, Billy Gun, I could name them all but the fact of the matter is.. Stevie Richards can drag that sorry excuse for a Championship around as long as he wants, but he will NEVER be XWF Champion again as long as you see the name Randy Orton on the XWF Roster, that's a guarantee. "

'nEw Spokesman' Charles: " Alright! I've heard enough of your lies and your filling of my fans heads with this nonsense. Security! escort this man off the premises at once. This is a special event for nEw Fans only, we wont have XWF Superstars ruining the party and coming uninvited. "

Prospektive: The Crowd looks around for any signs of security coming to escort Randy Orton and Sable away from the building grounds but ironically enough.. nobody comes at all. Randy just stands there grinning from ear to ear as Sable whispers something in his ear and they seem to be the only ones who are not confused by all of this going on right now much to the discomfort of the host.

'THA PROSPEKT' Randy Orton: " I think you're exactly right Sable.. I don't think these people realize just who it is that stands before them right now. I am the Current XWF World Heavyweight Champion, and just because Stevie Richards had to stoop to an all time low and take my World Title from me doesn't mean I'm not The Champ, it doesn't mean that I wont get my revenge at WrestleMania. Just ask The Rock.. he screwed with The Corporation and at Gravity he got his alright, he got his and I proved why I am the best tha the XWF has to offer. I mean seriously people.. let's be honest with ourselves and perfectly up front with each other. There's really no need to take false pride in Stevie Richards or any other former nEw Champion for that matter. Because at WrestleMania I am walking in The Champion.. and walking out The Champion. It's just that simple.. as simple as it was to take out your security guards before they even knew what hit them. And I also think that it is time for a change.. you were right about one thing, things around here will be shaken up, things around here will be different. Much different.. I mean after all, when I'm finished with Stevie Richards there wont be a man alive that can stop me.. be it an XWF Superstar or a nEw Superstar, it doesn't matter one bit because they will all have something in common.. Randy Orton will.. "

Out from the crowd comes the rest of The Corporation, pushing the crowd back like a coral of cows as Randy, Sable, Test, Chris Jericho, Mike Sanders, Ric Flair, and Shawn Michaels all walk up towards the front gate of nEw Headquarters. Randy looks down at the ribbon that has yet to be cut, doesn't even bother grabbing the giant sized scissors and in an act of complete direspect, rips the ribbon off of the gate. The Live Video Feed finally comes to an end leaving us, and the two boys, utterly speechless.



Lesson Learned:
Jeff Hardy 3x, Rhyno 2x, Sean O'Haire 2x, Chris Benoit 2x, Kevin Nash 1x, Lance Storm 1x, Matt Hardy 2x, Raven 2x, Booker T 1x, Taz 1x, Rob Van Dam 2x, Stacy Keibler 1x, The Big Show x1, Steve Austin 1x, The Undertaker 1x, -v.2- Bret Hart x1, Chris Jericho 1x, Christian 1x, Triple H 2x, Steven Richards 1x, The Rock 1x, Edge 1x
Rewind:
XWF - World Heavyweight Champion 1x (Current), Intercontinental Champion 1x, Greatest Matches 2x (vs. Rob Van Dam @ Redemption VIIII, vs. The Rock @ Gravity), Role-Player of The Week 3x, Wrestler of The Month 1x (March 04), Heel of The Month 3x (December 02-03, February 04), Match of The Month 1x (February 04 vs. The Rock @ Gravity), Feud of The Month 2x (February 04 vs. The Rock, March 04 vs. Stevie Richards), Rankings 10x NWA:TNA - Wrestler of The Week 1x, U.S Champion 1x (Only), World Title Finalist CWF - Heel of The Week 1x, Ranked Top Ten 1x, Leader of The New World Order (Black & White) WWF - Drafted #1 on RAW Brand aWa - Heel of The Month 1x (July 03), Only #1 Contender WWF/wCw - 2002 Royal Rumble Winner CWO - Intercontinental Champion 1x, European Champion 1x PWO - Intercontinental Champion 1x, Tag Team Champion 1x EGFW - World Heavyweight Champion 2x, U.S. Champion 1x, T.V. Champion 1x EPW(Revival Brand) - Top 5 Rankings 1x Official E-fed Hall of Famer 3x (02, 03, 04)
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