Scene: Hershey, Pennsylvania - Hershey Chocolate Factory Time: Wednesday, 3.17.04 - 3:04: PM Next Match: @ Redemption Vs. Triple H [Singles Match]
IF YOU CAN'T BEAT UM'.. JOIN UM'... that seems to be the saying around The XWF Locker Room Backstage and Inside the Ring in regards to The Corporation. A Stable that has dominated the entire XWF Superstar Roster since January and has just recently been met with a slight resistance in the nWo Wolfpac, as well as a newly formed alliance of The Rock, Raven, and Rhyno.. although not a real Stable, still an impressive lineup of Corporation Rivals that could turnout to be a thorn in the side of The Corporation.. Mr. McMahons Plans, His Creation consisting of some of the most dominant Wrestlers in the Xtreme Wrestling Federation Today. But taking such massive Superstars and their egos along with them and putting them under one wing doesn't go without its consequences I'm Sure.. just a couple of weeks ago Shawn Michaels was attempting to take The World Heavyweight Championship away from Randy putting him in a match at Gravity and forcing him to Defend it. Randy Came out on top of course and Shawn Michaels was.. WAS the newest member of The Corporation. Now the man who stakes claim to being the Newest Member of The Corporation.. well it's of all people, The Human Suplex Machine.. TAZ. A Man who was not so long ago in Contention for Randys very own World Heavyweight Title. Randy Orton, Shawn Michaels, Taz, Chris Jericho, Mike Sanders.. Can these five men stick to business, take care of business, without getting in each others way? Has Vince McMahon truly put together an Unstoppable Team? Can all these men co-exist going into WrestleMania? The Corporation hopes to prove that defiance against them WILL NOT be tolerated, and to do so would be certain death, But thus far the Corporation has been met with nothing but resistance but still their numbers grow. 'HBK' Shawn Michaels, Taz, and perhaps the chance of deception within the very ranks of The Wolfpac.. could Kevin Nash be on The Corporations payroll? Who indeed is "Next"? The Rock got the best of The Champ last Sunday Night on Redemption when he Rock Bottomed him right in the middle of the ring. Now a Furious Randy Orton goes up against an undefeated Triple H, Can Randy stop 'The Game' in his tracks? or Will The Corporation have another bad night..
" The Golden Ticket "
pros·pect (pros'pekt) n. A candidate deemed likely to succeed.
Prospektive: Hersheys Chocolate.. the chocolate sold around the world to loved ones for a gift or for little kids as a treat. But on this particular day, at this particular moment, be it Hershey, Pennsylvania or Pittsburgh, Pennyslvania.. home of XWF Redemption this Sunday Night.. It really doesn't matter because The Corporation is going to make sure that the entire state of Pennsylvania realizes that they are a force to be reckoned with. But for now this force within the XWF is going to whatever extremes it will take to find some fun in this boring state of Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania? Isn't that where Dracula is from? Anyways.. Supposively Vince McMahon himself has put in an order to the Hershey Chocolate Factory, just a couple of miles away from where Redemption will be held on Sunday. The Order.. well it's Chocolates in the shape of every Corporate Member of course. and who better to send to retrieve those prescious items other than The World Champion, Television Champion, as well as some other guys from The Corporate "Crew" to make sure everything is A-OK.
'THE SHOWSTOPPA' Shawn Michaels: " You have got to be kidding me.. "
'ABOVE AVERAGE' Mike Sanders: " What's that Smell?.. "
Prospektive: The Cameras pan out as The Corporation begins to step out of their very classy (very expensive) Limousine and take in the sight.. and smell of the nearby Hershey Chocolate Factory. Sable buries her face in Randys shoulder to try and avoid the smell of the rich chocolatey goodness but it's just too overwhelming. The Chaueffer closes the door as the last remaining member of The Corporation, Ric Flair steps out of the Limo making sure his suit is in the neat and proper order, patting Mikes Television Title and letting out a WOO! for good measure. But his grin turns sour as he too takes in the smell of just too much chocolate. A Smell that has been said to have been smellt from miles away.
'ABOVE AVERAGE' Mike Sanders: " It smells like The Big Show after he just worked up a sweat from walking up a flight of stairs. And believe me guys when I say it, that's pretty damn bad. "
'THE NATCHA' BOY' Ric Flair: " WOO! Real Bad Baby, That's right! "
'THA PROSPEKT' Randy Orton: " Alright calm down guys.. and try keeping the jokes to a minimum while we're here. Vince specifically told us that this is a very serious business deal here, wich is exactly why he sent all of us. We're about to strike Gold here Fellas, Texas T.. Vince knows it, I know it, we all know it.. who tunes into the XWF more than anybody and stuffs their face with chocolate every night? "
'ABOVE AVERAGE' Mike Sanders: " The.. Big Show? "
'THE SHOWSTOPPA' Shawn Michaels: " No you idiot.. he's talking about the overweight fans, the couch potatoes, the people who haven't seen their own belly button for years. "
'THA PROSPEKT' Randy Orton: " Exactly Shawn.. we're sitting on a Modern Day Goldmine right here Guys. Because when The XWF lures in all of those Lazy People that can't get off their asses and excersize if their lives depended on it and the cash is rolling in, The Corporation will be living the high life.. even higher up than we are now if that's even possible. But you were close though Mike.. The Big Show is kind've like those fat slobs that sit on the couch all day, but the only thing that The Big Show is getting a taste of, is The Corporations Boot when him and his buddy Triple H have a not so pleasant encounter come Sunday Night on Redemption."
Prospektive: Randy and the rest of The Corporation make their way up to the (very large) Front Door as Randys knocks and they all await for someone to come and answer. Randy turns to the camera, glancing down at the XWF World Heavyweight Title that rest on his shoulder for only a brief moment than back at the camera.
'THA PROSPEKT' Randy Orton: " And it doesn't stop there guys... Because after The Corporation takes out Triple H, The Big Show, The nWo Wolfpac, and that pathetic excuse for an Alliance that has the likes of The Rock, Raven and Rhyno in it.. there will be nobody left that would dare step in our way. [ randy laughs] Although I don't see any reason as to why yours truly, Randy Orton.. The Current XWF World Heavyweight Champion would EVER have to be afraid of some FORMER Contender like yourself Rock. But Still you're everywhere I look, everywhere I turn.. you even had the audacity to Rock Bottom me.. ME! In my very own ring Rock?.. "
Prospektive: A Small portion of the door opens revealing a man with an odd looking mustache that has a very peculiar curl to it as he looks down at Randy and the rest of The Corporation accompanying him as if he's never seen them in his entire life. But how could that be? You would have to live in a cave your entire life not to know who Randy Orton or the XWF is.. that or a Chocolate Factory in Pennsylvania. Anyways, where were we..
'THE GATEKEEPER' Steven: " Who.. are you?.. "
'THA PROSPEKT' Randy Orton: " Who am I? Who am I?.. Don't tell me you don't know who I am, the World Title around my shoulder doesn't give it away? The mere fact that I emit an Auro of Greatness so much that even those standing around me know just who I am from that very moment on.. [ randy pauses] I'm Randy Orton, the XWF World Heavyweight Champion. Mr. McMahon himself has sent me.. along with everyone else here with me, to pick up our package. And I'm pretty sure that Mr. McMahon wouldn't be too pleased if you were to have maybe misplaced this package or forgot about it somehow.. isn't that right guys.. Sable. "
Prospektive: Randy looks over to Sable who returns the glance with a seductive smile.
'THE WILDCAT' Sable: " That's absolutely right Randy, Mr. McMahon wouldn't be happy about that at all. "
'THE GATEKEEPER' Steven: " Randy Orton.. no sorry, the name doesn't ring a bell.. Although the name McMahon does sound a tadbit familiar. Do you have the Golden Ticket? "
'THA PROSPEKT' Randy Orton: " Golden Ticket? Do you mean the yellow piece of paper that was sent to Vince telling him to come and pick the package up? "
'THE GATEKEEPER' Steven: " You may not enter unless you have the Golden Ticket, not Yellow, not White, Purple or Green, not Red, but Gold and only Gold.. "
'THA PROSPEKT' Randy Orton: " Alright Alright, here's your damn 'Golden' Ticket. Can we come in now or do you want me to solve some puzzle or riddle or something next? "
'THE GATEKEEPER' Steven: " One moment please.. "
Prospektive: The Small panel closes suddenly as the man disapears behind the massive door leaving The Corporation all by themselves, waiting and wondering as to just what the hell is going on around here. Finally Shawn Michaels breaks the silence asking the question that must be on everyones mind.
'THE SHOWSTOPPA' Shawn Michaels: " What the hell is this, the Wizard of Oz? "
Prospektive: Good question Shawn.. what the hell is this indeed. Has everyone that works at the Hersheys Chocolate Factory gone mad? Has the Twenty-Four Seven Smell of Rich Chocolatey Goodness gone to their brains? No.. their just completely insane.
'THA PROSPEKT' Randy Orton: " Alrigt guys, obviously these idiots don't know greatness when they've seen it up close and in person, right before their very own eyes. Kind've like that idiot Triple H, who talks about nothing but "setting standards" or "higher expectations" blash blah blah.. but you know what Hunter? I've proved time and time again that I am the best that the XWF has to offer. That's exactly why this World Heavyweight Championship is around my shoulder, around my waist day in and day out and not yours. You think bringing your little pal The Big Show is going to make any difference at all to me? to The Corporation? "
Prospektive: Ric interupts.
'THE NATCHA' BOY' Ric Flair: " Triple Atche! The Big Show!.. they don't add up to nothin' compared to The Corporation Randy. WOO! Baby WOO!"
'THA PROSPEKT' Randy Orton: " That's right Ric, Triple H is nothing but another victim to The Corporate Campaign and if his "Larger than Life" friend wants to step in my way, he'll find out the hard way just what happens when you get on The Champs bad side. Not only will you retain the Television Title at WrestleMania Three against him Mike, destroying any XWF Title dreams that he may have had.. but I'm going to shatter the one thing that Triple H drives on.. the one thing that he can't go on without.. his PRIDE. "
Prospektive: Sable steps closer to Randy rubbing her hands all over his shoulders and over the XWF World Heavyweight Championship. She smiles at Randy as The Corporation still awaits the door to open.
'THA PROSPEKT' Randy Orton: " Triple H, you think because you're a Contender to the Television Title that you can just walk on up to The Champ, to me.. and act as if you can tell the future? as if you already have me beat. Well maybe inside that head of yours, wherever it is that you stick those thoughts in your little peanut sized brain.. maybe, just myabe that false reality does exist. But not here.. not now Hunter. I Don't think you realize just how how bad your situation is Hunter, and it's going to go from BAD.. to WORSE, this Sunday Night on Redemption. This isn't some Four match charade where you put down a bunch've XWF rejects that can't even remember their own names, this is a match with THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. This is the end of the road for you Hunter, GAME.. OVER. Because on Redemption when you step into that ring with me, I'll be.. "
Randy and the rest of The Corporation still stand awaiting to be let inside as a confident XWF Champion is about to walk into a match where the stakes are high just days before WrestleMania. The Countdown is on.. will Randy Orton end Triple H's Undefeated Streak? Will the strange man with the curly mustache who looks like the guy from the wizard of oz let The Corporation inside? Only time will tell..