S c e n e: Last week when we saw Randy Orton.. well wait, lets rephrase that because we didn't exactly get to see Randy in person. Only on a Tape he left in his Families Home back in St. Louis and The Hospital Survelliance Tape from The St. Louis Hospital. But the last time we saw OF Randy Orton he didn't seem like his usual self. He's been leaving Torrie at home and making random appearances where The XWF Cameras haven't been able to catch him. But on his way off his Plane in Cleveland, Ohio The XWF Camera Crew caught up with him by himself again, as did a recruiting crew from a Local Dating Show. They asked Randy to be on the show and he agreed without thinking twice. So Now Six Hours Later after Randy has arrived in Cleveland, he will be on Live Television as well.. a perfect opportunity to turn a few heads and have a little fun as well.

Game Show Host - Dick Rodgerson: " Welcome Everyone.. To.. [ Echoed Effect ] DO... OR... DATE!!! "

S c e n e: The Camera spins around frantically as some really annoying music plays over and over (price is right style) as the crowd begins to cheer, not because they're overjoyed that the show is about to begin.. no, in fact these people have no idea what is going on. They're just applauding because a big red glowing sign up above is telling them too. They're just some Cleveland Locals that probably got their tickets for free and are just coming because they have nothing better to do. Now the camera begins returning to its normal state and back on The Host of the Show..

Game Show Host - Dick Rodgerson: " The Game Show where anything and everything is possible and one Lucky Man.. or Woman can take home A Thousand Dollars AND quite possibly a new date. But today Ladies and Gentleman we have a Special Guest for you all Today. He's a Current Xtreme Wrestling Federation Superstar.. please welcome, RANDY ORTON!.. "

S c e n e: The Annoying Music begins to play again and the camera spins around wildly as Randy Orton walks out from behind some obviously fake door with the usual cocky grin on his face. He's Sporting yet another New XWF T-Shirt that says 'THA PROSPEKT' on the front and " OLD NEWS.. IS BAD NEWS.. " on the back, as well as The XWF Logo. Randy steps onto the stage and takes his place in the chair beside the curtian as the music stops, much to the delight of everyone in the audience.

Game Show Host - Dick Rodgerson: " Randy thank you for being a guest here on Do Or Date on such short notice. We make it a point here on this show to surprise our guests so its more of an enjoyful experience for you and the fans, and everyone watching at home. So are you ready for me to tell you the rules Randy? "

'tha prospekt' Randy Orton: " Well thanks Dick.. I wouldn't necessarily say it's been a pleasure being on your show just yet.. but it has definately been an experience. But before we begin whatever it is you crazy Clevelanders have planned.. you forgot to mention one thing when you just introduced me out here, Dick.. "

Game Show Host - Dick Rodgerson: " Oh? "

'tha prospekt' Randy Orton: " You failed to mention the fact that Randy Orton is a Former XWF Intercontinental Champion, and that I am the man who is The Current Number One Contender to Triple H's World Heavyweight Championship. I'm The Number One Contender, how could you forget something like that? I told you in the back not to screw up, Dick.. And you did exactly that. I'm beginning to think this whole show is a damn Joke. About as fake as that Toupee you got on top of your head.. where'd you get that thing? Pets R' Us? You look Ridiculous man.. "

S c e n e: The Game Show Host Fixes his Toupee as The Crowd begins to laugh, without the use of a glowing sign. Randy gets a little more comfortable in the chair as he already show signs that he's not going to be a very cooperative Guest.

Game Show Host - Dick Rodgerson: " Well Randy, I apologize for my mistake but I don't think you know what exactly is at stake here on Do Or Date. You could win a Thousands Dollars.. AND A Date for Tomorrow Night, all expenses paid at the nicest restraunt that Cleveland has to offer!.. "

S c e n e: The Cameras are about to go on another spinning spree and make us all dizzy watching at home but before they can, and before the annoying as shit music can come back on Randy stands up.

'tha prospekt' Randy Orton: " ENOUGH! What the hell is with all these corny music effects and Spinning Camera Angles. Nobody at home is going to watch this, the only reason you have ratings right now is because Randy Orton is on your damn show. I Don't think that you know what is at stake here in Cleveland, Ohio Dick. I Don't give a damn about a thousands dollars and a date at some crappy restraunt here in Cleveland.. I'm here to kick Christians ass and make him realize that he doesn't have what it takes to become A World Champion. Christian has had chance after chance and he keeps on screwing them up every time. Yet the guy still thinks he's worthy of Title Contendership? There isn't Ten other guys to get in my way of taking you out this time Christian, and you're going to find out just why I am The Number One Contender. "

Game Show Host - Dick Rodgerson: " Well okay Randy, we'll have plenty of time to talk about you. But I really have to tell you the rules of the game, and than introduce you to the three ladies that will be the potential dates. If you don't want to know what restraunt you're going to be eating at that's fine.. but we had a deal here, you go through with the show and we get you your TV Time to air out whatever dirty XWF Laundry you have.. Deal? "

'tha prospekt' Randy Orton: " Hey, I never flake out on my deals guy. I'm a respectable guy in and out of the ring.. that's more than some of my opposition can say for themselves, wich is something that makes me a Real Winner. There's guys who Win like me, always showing up the competition and proving that I'm always improving and that nobody can Contend with this. You might as well have that match with Triple H and I right here in Cleveland because I'm ready, and willing.. to kick his ass at any place, any time.. I Did it at Up In Smoke Dick. You probably heard about it.. The RKO that was heard 'round the globe. And me.. Randy Orton, raising MY XWF World Heavyweight Championship up high. The Title that has always been in my crosshairs, always at the top of my list, and finally I get my shot. So I'll play along with your little game here.. I've got nothing to lose.. "

Game Show Host - Dick Rodgerson: " Excellent, that's the spirit Randy.. that's exactly what we like to hear on Do Or Date, a good attitude can go far in this game. "

'tha prospekt' Randy Orton: " Listen Dick, just go on with telling me the rules, bring the girls out here that I'll be taking home and maybe I'll Donate The Money to the "Buy Christian an Imposter XWF World Title". So he can atleast feel like he's a Champion for a short period of time.. in his own head. "

Game Show Host - Dick Rodgerson: " Okay than, whatever you say Randy! The Rules are Simple.. there's a handful of index cards to your Left Randy.. on them are questions that you will ask these three lovely ladies and you are the one who decides if their answer is correct.. or incorrect, Based upon your Judgement.. At the end of the Game, if you end up choosing the girl with the most points, you win a thousand dollars. But if you like one of the other girls Answers, regardless of if they're wrong or right, and you decide that you want to pick them.. well the thousand dollars will not be yours Randy. "

'tha prospekt' Randy Orton: " I make more Money Wrestling One Match than you do in a Year Pal.. "

Game Show Host - Dick Rodgerson: " Awesome, lets get started.. "

S c e n e: Wow, Randy sure is being an asshole to this dick guy... anyways, Out from a door on the opposide side of the stage just behind the curtian and out of Randys view comes Three Very Attractive Ladies. They all take a seat in their respected places and the Game Begins.

Game Show Host - Dick Rodgerson: " Well now it is time to meet These Three Lovely Ladies Randy. Bachelorette Number One is Susan, an Accountant from New York City, has never been married but is looking for a guy that can excite her. "

'tha prospekt' Randy Orton: " I got all the excitement you need over here Baby.. "

Game Show Host - Dick Rodgerson: " Now Now.. Randy you aren't allowed to comment until I have introduced them, sorry but it's the rules.. Bachelorette Number Two is Tori.. a Cocktail Waitress and is from Los Angeles, California. And Last, but certainly not least.. is Kim, a Lifeguard from Honolulu, Hawaii.. Randy, you may ask your questions.. now. "

'tha prospekt' Randy Orton: " Well first off.. I wasn't expecting to come to Cleveland and be lined up with Three Ladies but hey.. I'll just show Christian that all of his "Peepulation" is slowly moving to Randy Ortons side of the Neighborhood and I'll be the man that will stomp out his World Title hopes for good.. "

Game Show Host - Dick Rodgerson: " Randy, the questions.. "

'tha prospekt' Randy Orton: " Don't rush me old man, I'll take as long as I want.. if this broadcast has to do overtime because I'm not finished with what I have to say than so be it.. I've got alott've things that I need to get off my chest, and by the end of the night all three of those ladies over there on the other side of that curtain will still be coming with me.. It's guys like you that underestimate me in matches like this. There's always someone who doubts me Dick. Theirs always that group of people that still think I'm not the real deal and Christian is one of them. But where is Christian now? What lies in The Future for him.. ? [ Randy Laughs ] Not much.. maybe I'll give him one of my dates.. you know cause Christian is a lonely type of guy.. might do him a favor because he's going to feel how it is losing two matches in a row. "

Game Show Host - Dick Rodgerson: " We only have Fifteen minutes left to do the show Randy.. lets get this show on the road here before I get fired. Just ask the questions.. "

'tha prospekt' Randy Orton: " That's alright.. I'll give you a Job. You can hold My XWF World Title at The Royal Rumble after I beat Triple H for it. But the questions, you got it.. "

S c e n e: Randy reaches over and grabs the stack of cue cards and begins flipping through them tossing some aside.

Game Show Host - Dick Rodgerson: " What are you doing?! "

'tha prospekt' Randy Orton: " You think I'm honestly going to ask these questions?.. I got myown way of doing things here and you're the first to realize that there's a New Number One Contender in The XWF and he'll do whatever it takes to become Champion. Triple H doesn't scare me.. Christian, Jericho, the list goes on.. they're all just a bunch've Xtreme Wrestling Fakes and at the Royal Rumble.. The first Pay Per View of the New Month.. Randy Orton will be on the lips of every XWF Employee, Superstar, and fan alike. You wont be able to resist but thinking about me because I will be the perfect vision of what The XWF needs for a World Champion.. to be THEIR World Champion. I'll go through Chris Jericho, I'll go through Christian and whoever else it is that wants to test their luck and than to top it all of.. I'll take out The Champ.. I'll take out Hunter like I did at Up In Smoke. "

S c e n e: Randy stands up and walks around to where all three of the girls sit and they all stand with him and begin to follow him off the stage and through the back as the Game Show Host, Dick Rodgerson just bangs his head up against his podium and the crowd is left in the dark as Do or Date goes off the air early... or does it? A Camera backstage is following Randy and the three girls.. Randy has his arms around The Accountant and The Cocktail Waitress as The Hawaiian Lifeguard tries to keep up and they exit via the front door. They step out onto the sidewalk where Randys limo awaits but someone is already sitting inside..

'tha prospekt' Randy Orton: " Oh great.. Ladies, I'm sorry but maybe well do this another time. I'll give you all free tickets to the show Thursday and after I beat Christian we'll celebrate I promise. "

[|. xwfv2 .|] SMACK! A hand comes out from the Limo Window and Slaps Randy as the other three girls begin to walk off disapointed. Randy opens the Limo Door holding his cheek as the camera finally givues us a view of.. Torrie Wilson! Torrie is back and she isn't happy.. The Limo speeds off as The Camera Crew is left behind.. [|. xwfv2 .|]