The Whole Prospektive: " Killing Eleven Birds with One Stone "
XWF Version 2 Record: 01 - 00 - 00
XWF Overall Record: 15 - 00 - 04
Career Record (as Randy): 29 - 00 - 05
Those Worth Mentioning: 'tha prospekt ' Randy Orton ; Torrie Wilson ; Bill Parcells
Not That Important: All 11 Battle Royal Participants ; Dallas Cowboys
Prospekt Promo: #30


Scene: Dallas, Texas | Dallas Cowboy Stadium Parking Lot
Time: Friday, 11.21.03 - 2:30 PM Standard Time
Next Match: Vs. 11 Other XWF Superstars [ Battle Royal Match - Winner Goes To Up In Smoke With a World Title Shot ]

[|. xwfv2 .|] XWF REDEMPTION... not Raw, shook the Roof off of Madison Square Garden and moved the foundation of New York City on Wensday Night as The XWF Finally made it's long awaited Wrestling Promotion return and left no one to doubt its greatness. Shawn Michaels plans for The XWF World Heavyweight Championship unfolded as a Twelve Man Battle Royal will take place next week on Redemption when the winners of their respective matches Wensday night all step into the same ring to fight for one common goal.. to become The Xtreme Wrestling Federation Champion and solidate themselves at the top as the best that this business, and all of the wrestling world has to offer. If the first Edition of Redemption didn't host enough action packed energy for you than the second edition is sure to catch your attention when only one man will walk out victorious and all of the rest will shake hands, with disapointment. We've seen this type of Scenario in the XWF before.. when only one man can go on to brag about the win leaving the others to wonder what they had done wrong, or what they simply hadn't done at all. But either way you look at it, this Wensday Night at Redemption The XWF is going to continue its road to Up In Smoke 2003 and only One out of the Twelve can stake his claim in the Main Event Spot. There will be no Tournament to decide whom can step up the ladder of success facing off against an individual opponent.. there will be no Submissions, no Pinfalls, it will be all out chaos and disorder to decide the man that has what it takes to hold the coveted XWF World Championship afterall. So as Randy Orton has asked himself over and over, time and time again, just what it is that it will take, just what does he have to do to catch the eye of everyone here in the XWF and everyone watching at home and prove that he is without a shadow of a doubt the man that is next in line to become XWF Champion and didn't come back to be put right back down at the bottom of the ladder again. Randy is going to make sure that he makes the best of this match and that he, not the eleven others will be victorious. [|. xwfv2 .|]

" Killing Eleven Birds with One Stone "



'tha prospekt' -+- Randy Orton: " Can you believe this Torrie? I'm just a few short days away from the biggest match in MY XWF History where I will be taking that one way ticket to Up In Smoke and will continue on to become The XWF World Heavyweight Champion. I can already picture the belt around my waist, glistening as the sun bounces off of it. Would there be anything more picture perfect than me, Randy Orton.. questionably.. no DEFINATELY the best that the XWF has to offer as World Champion? I think not.. "

Playboy Princess -} Torrie Wilson: " That's what you said right before you won The Intercontinental Title too though Randy Babe. What's the difference beetween that and now? "

'tha prospekt' -+- Randy Orton: " What's the difference?! Are you crazy Torrie? The Intercontinental Title was an accomplishment in itself no doubt about that. And there's also no doubt that it looked the best on me, not on "Stone Cold" Steve Austin or any other worthless XWF Superstar that held that belt before or after me. But The World Heavyweight Championship is the pinnacle of this business, what every Wrestling Superstar dreams to become. But I no longer have to dream about it because I will be XWF Champion for the new Millenium and I hate to break it to all of my opponents but they just don't stand a chance. I won my match last week on Redemption just like I said that I would because we both know that I keep my promises and this Wensday will be no different. Be it one opponent, eleven, one hundred and eleven, it really doesn't matter one bit to me Torrie because I will do anything it takes to come out the winner. Something these people here in Dallas have known nothing about for Years and Years. When was the last time the Dallas Cowboys ever did anything out of the ordinary besides a whole lot've Drugs? "

Playboy Princess -} Torrie Wilson: " I Don't know Randy I'm not much of a Football fan.. "

'tha prospekt' -+- Randy Orton: " Well Torrie I grew up as a fan of The Dallas Cowboys until every single member of the team had to be checked into drug rehab. The last time The Dallas Cowboys won the Superbowl was back in Nineteen Ninety Six, Super Bowl Thirty and this year all of their fans claim that they will do it again. But that's exactly where they're wrong Torrie because The Dallas Cowboys can't do anything right and even if they do make it to The Superbowl they will lose. All of these Texas Trash fans are holding onto the coat tails of an old Dynasty that just wont be the same again, EVER. So you might ask, just what exactly do The Dallas Cowboys and my match at Redemption this Wensday night have in Common?.. [Randy Pauses] Well are you going to ask or what? "

Playboy Princess -} Torrie Wilson: " Oh.. What do The Dallas Cowboys and your match at Redemption have in common Randy? "

'tha prospekt' -+- Randy Orton: " Good Question Torrie, but you might want to respond a little bit quicker next time, but I would be more than happy to answer that.. because it's quite simple Really. The Dallas Cowboys don't have a prayer when it comes to winning anything anymore just like all of my opponents in The Battle Royal Match Wensday. Christian, Sean O'Haire, Triple H, Matt Hardy, those guys are just a few examples of The "OLD" XWF that are trying to relive what once was. They're all trying to make a name for themselves yet again this Wensday Night but just like The Cowboys they'll be coming up against an opponent that's just.. well.. ALOT BETTER than them. I'm sick and tired of hearing about how well The Dallas Cowboys are doing this year just because they've sucked so bad in the past, and I'm sick and tired of hearing about Sean O'Haire and Triple H, and every other XWF Superstar that attempts to take what is rightfully mine. I beat TWO, TWO Former XWF World Champions in the timespan of two weeks the last time I was in the XWF a little over a Year ago. I beat The Big Show a week before he went on to win The XWF World Title and did I get any respect than? No.. I was put into an Intercontinental Title tournament because Vince McMahon knew I would win it and knew that I deserved to have some gold around my waist, even if he didn't want to admit it. I beat that sorry excuse for a Hall of Famer in Raven in the finals and did I gain any respect than? No.. even with The Intercontinental Title around my waist it still took a month and a title defense against Chris Benoit at Up In Smoke of last year to gain even a handful of respect from guys on the roster and in the back. "

Scene: Randy and Torrie continue making their way closer to Dallas Cowboys Park (Stadium) as the remains of old Tailgate Parties can be found throughout the parking lot. Old Beer Cans, Souvenirs and the like scattered around and not a Trash can in site.

'tha prospekt' -+- Randy Orton: " Look at how these people treat their own Stadium, they don't even have the respect to throw their trash away or take it home with them. It just proves how lazy the people of Dallas are, or the whole state of Texas for that matter. No wonder why nobody likes Texas and they're the only state that's serious about the Death Penalty, they probably want to kill off as many of their stupid kind as they can before it's too late and the whole state of Texas is overpopulated with Rednecks. Nothing good has come out of Texas Torrie.. not The Dallas Cowboys, not Steve Austin.. hell, the only thing good that will come out of Texas is this Wensday Night when Randy Orton hops on that plane and gets the hell out of Dodge.. or maybe I should say this Hell Hole of a state as The NEW Number One Contender to the now Vacant XWF Title. But it wont be Vacant for long and it really doesn't matter who stands on the other side of that ring opposite of me at Up In Smoke because after my win this Wensday night the World Title will be as good as mine. "

Scene: The XWF Couple finally makes it to the entrance to the stadium and of course there is no line since there is no game going on yet an Event Staff Member is still standing in their way as he approaches Randy and extends his hand.

EVENT STAFF ) Steve Mitchell: " Holy Shit it really is you, I couldn't make out your face until you got closer up but i'm a big fan of yours Randy, I watch XWF all the time! "

Scene: Randy lightens up a bit and shakes the mans hand after realizing he's a fan of his.

'tha prospekt' -+- Randy Orton: " I wasn't aware that a select few people here in Texas had some smarts and actually had some taste. Usually everyone is all about Steve Austin and Shawn Michaels here in Texas just because they were born here but it takes a real man to realize that they suck and Randy Orton is the best no matter what State he is in. "

EVENT STAFF ) Steve Mitchell: " Well Hey, don't get me wrong Randy I'm all for The Heart Break Kid and The Rattlesnake but you, you're off the hook man I love watching you wrestle. Last night I was watching you Wrestle Bret hart at Redemption, that was great how you just took advantage of him looking up at HBK and you took the win, that took smarts. "

'tha prospekt' -+- Randy Orton: " Yeah, well thanks Buddy but I could've beaten Bret Hart without him making the mistake of turning his back on me wich is a big mistake to begin with. I had Bret Hart beat that entire match, it was a walk through the park just like it will be this Wensday Night, there will be no difference beetween the two. "

EVENT STAFF ) Steve Mitchell: " Yeah that's right you've got that big match this week, that Battle Royal for The World Title spot. Man that match is going to be huge, I can't wait to see who wins it. "

'tha prospekt' -+- Randy Orton: " Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, hold the phone a minute there pal. You don't have to wait to see who wins that match because you're looking at the winner right here and now, he's standing right in front of you. "

Scene: Randy raises his arms up and spins around showcasing himself to the guy plus showing off his fancy new XWF T-Shirt.

'tha prospekt' -+- Randy Orton: " You don't have too look any further my friend because be it a self proclaimed, so-called "Legend" in Bret Hart. Or be it Eleven other unlucky guys that have to step into the ring with me each result will be the same because I will not take no for an answer and I will not be beat. Is that clear? "

EVENT STAFF ) Steve Mitchell: " Hey I'm just saying i'm looking forward to the match man don't get angry with me, I'm a fan remember. But what are you doing here anyways? The Cowboys don't have a game until Sunday. "

'tha prospekt' -+- Randy Orton: " Well it's simple really.. I have to be here in Texas until Wensday so I thought I might as well pay a visit to this brand new stadium that everyone has been talking about and pay a visit to the man that has returned to the NFL and supposively has returned an old Dynasty back to its original roots. "

EVENT STAFF ) Steve Mitchell: " Yeah that's some story isnt it? Bills been doing a great job this season with the guys and we're really very proud of them. Makes my job that much easier knowing I'm protecting the stadium of the could be Super Bowl Champs this year. "

'tha prospekt' -+- Randy Orton: " Yeah that's all fine and dandy but I'm not here to Congratulate him or any member of the team for that matter, I'm sure they all get enough of that from you people. [Randy Smirks] I'm just here to pay my respects I guess you could say.. "

EVENT STAFF ) Steve Mitchell: " Well I'm Sorry Randy but I've been told not to let anyone but Team Members and Staff or Faculty inside the Arena. I could put in a good word for you and maybe get you some tickets to the game Sunday Night? "

Playboy Princess -} Torrie Wilson: " Oh! Lets see a game this Sunday Randy! You were talking about how boring Texas is well here's our chance to have some fun together. "

'tha prospekt' -+- Randy Orton: " No Torrie I don't think that would be fun at all. Watching The Cowboys lose a second straight game to The Carolina Panthers is not really my idea of fun. I wouldn't let you pay me off to even hand me those tickets let alone give them to me for free. I came here to see someone and I don't do a half ass job when it comes to my matches so I wont do a half ass job here Bud. So you're either going to let me in or you'll get the first taste of Redemption.. no pun intended of course. Or you can just let us on in avoiding a confrontation we both know that you don't want.. alltogether. So what'ya say? "

EVENT STAFF ) Steve Mitchell: " Alright Randy you want to go see Bill Parcells he's up in the main office above the Home Endzones Bleachers. But he asks how you got in here you don't even know my name. I'll let you in just because I like your style and really don't want to get my ass kicked right now.. "

'tha prospekt' -+- Randy Orton: " Now you're thinking.. and I really don't know your name so your secrets safe with me, just be happy that you avoided an altercation beetween you and I you really didn't want to happen anyway. I'll make sure and toss one of my opponents out of the ring Wensday Night in appreciation for you. Now if you'll excuse Torrie and I we've got business to attend too. "

Scene: The Man steps aside allowing Randy and Torrie to walk in through the front gate and he points them in the direction of the main office where Lead Coach of The Dallas Cowboys Bill Parcells is supposively at. Torrie puts her arm through Randys looking up at him with a look of worry in her eyes.

Playboy Princess -} Torrie Wilson: " Randy what exactly are we here for? First you tell me we're just checking out the new stadium and now we're going to talk with The Head Coach of The Cowboys? Why? What does he have to do with all of this? "

'tha prospekt' -+- Randy Orton: " Torrie, you don't understand.. Bret Hart, Christian, Triple H, Chris Benoit, the list goes on.. they're all one in the same and share one thing in common or will come the conclusion of Redemption next week. They all will have lost to the best, that being me and after they realize that they are only second best compared to me and are forced to earn their way back up to the top where I will be relaxing and lounging with my XWF World Title hanging from my shoulder or set nicely around my waist. But either way they look at it they don't compare to me or my skill, they never have and never will and I see The Dallas Cowboys as a Joke.. a laughable team that will never be as good as they supposively were. Just Like some of The old "XWF Legends". They think that they still have what it takes to make it big in this business when really the truth is that it's time for them to give it up and lace up their boots for the last time this Wensday Night. I Don't care what Triple H, Christian, Benoit or O'Haire have done in the past.. this isn't the past, it's right now and they simply don't have it in them to beat me at my prime.. and I am at my prime Torrie. Bill Parcells is doing the same thing, trying to relive days that can't be brought back and for that he needs to be taught a lesson. "

Playboy Princess -} Torrie Wilson: " So what are you going to do? Randy.. don't do anything crazy Please. You've already almost gotten us into serious Legal trouble after you punched that guy back in New York. "

'tha prospekt' -+- Randy Orton: " I Didn't punch him I slapped him, and it's not my fault he couldn't take a hit. I thought people from New York were supposed to be tough? Oh wait.. he was Canadian, just like Bret Hart. No wonder why the both of them went down so easily. Well it doesn't matter Torrie because my mind has been made up and this is something I have to do.. now just step aside and watch as History is made and another so-called Legend gets what's coming to him. "

Scene: As they reach the door to the Cowboys Front Office.. knowingly so since The Cowboys Star is printed proudly on the front window.. Randy than acts as if he's going to knock but tosses that out the window alltogether and opens the door and there, standing in the middle of the room, arms crossed and eyes focused out the window that overlooks the entire football field is Bill Parcells himself. The Leader of The Cowboys.. He looks at his watch than over towards Randy and Torrie with a confused look on his face.

Cowboys Head Coach * Bill Parcells: " Who the hell are you? No better yet, who the hell let you two in here? I'm not expecting anyone for another Hour or Two and I don't think it's you I was expecting here in the first place. You better have a damn good answer or else you'll be outta' here faster than you got in. "

'tha prospekt' -+- Randy Orton: " Whoa, Whoa, Bill calm down now Man I'm not here to cause any trouble, I just wanted to congradulate you on your Succesful comeback to The NFL and tell you what a great job you're doing bringing The Cowboys back to what they used to be. No need to get Hostile.. [Randy Extends his Hand] XWF Superstar, Randy Orton.

Scene: Bill Parcels looks down at Randys hand than back up at Randy than at Torrie. His posture changes and the look on his face goes from stern to calm as he extends his hand towards Randys and the two shake hands.. BUT WAIT! WHAM! RANDY ORTON HAS JUST NAILED BILL PARCELLS WITH AN RKO! GOD NO! WHAT AN ACT OF DISREPECT!!! WHAT THE HELL IS RANDY ORTON THINKING?!?!?!

'tha prospekt' -+- Randy Orton: " LEGEND KILLER... "

[|. xwfv2 .|] Randy grins from ear to ear and can't help but laugh to himself as he stares down at the fallen Hall of Famer/Head Coach of The Cowboys. Torrie looks worried as Randy grabs her by the arm and the two exit faster than they came in leaving Bill Parcells on the ground in the middle of his own office, inside his teams own brand new stadium. Randy Orton makes me sick.. [|. xwfv2 .|]


Lesson Learned:
Jeff Hardy x3, Rhyno x2, Sean O'Haire x2, Chris Benoit x2, Kevin Nash x1, Lance Storm x1, Matt Hardy x1, Raven x1, Booker T x1, Taz x1, Rob Van Dam x1, Stacy Keibler x1, The Big Show x1, Steve Austin x1, The Undertaker x1, Bret Hartx1
Rewind:
XWF - Intercontinental Champion x1 , Role-Player of The Week x2 , Heel of The Month x1 (December 02), Ranked Top Ten x1CWF - Heel of The Week x1 , Ranked Top Ten x1 , Leader of The New World Order (Black & White) WWF - Drafted #1 on RAW Brand aWa - Heel of The Month x1 (July 03) , Only #1 Contender To World Title WWF/wCw - 2002 Royal Rumble Winner CWO - Intercontinental Champion x1 , European Champion x1 PWO - Intercontinental Champion x1 , Tag Team Champion x1 EGFW - World Champion x2, U.S. Champion x1 , T.V. Champion x1 Official E-fed Hall of Famer
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