'tha prospekt' -+- Randy Orton: " XWF this, XWF that, we all know that the real reason that everyone is going to buy tickets to Raw this Monday night at Madison Square Garden is because they're going to get to see me, Randy Orton.. make the greatest comeback that the business have ever seen. And think what you'd like people because the fact of the matter is, that I am ready more than ever to kick some serious XWF Ass.. I did it before, and it's about damn time I did it again. "

Playboy Princess -} Torrie Wilson: " You Tell um' Randy Baby! "

'tha prospekt' -+- Randy Orton: " Hey you keep it down, this is Randy time not I get naked for millions of guys for one Louzy Paycheck time, alright? Thought we cleared that up when we were on The Airplane. When I'm Speaking, you just stand there and look good, and do whatever else it is that you do. [Randy Pauses] And while you're at it, scratch my back I've got an itch I can't reach. "

Scene: Torrie walks over to Randy reaching under his shirt as he directs her where to scratch.

'tha prospekt' -+- Randy Orton: " Now, as I was saying before I was so rudely intterupted. Everyone's so excited about The XWF coming back for a Second Run and that's all fine and dandy but Hello.. Doesn't anyone realize how big this is for me? I Finally get to right the wrongs that were commited just before I Left The XWF Back in October of two-thousand and two. One of wich was Torrie cheating on me and leaving me for Mike Sanders just before I up and left The XWF. Yeah well guess who she ended up crawling back to off Camera, yeah that's right. But as you can see I've got the natural instinct to know just when the time is right to make a comeback. I Left just before The XWF closed it's doors no longer than Four, maybe Five Months Later. So Yes, you can Imagine why I'm here right now in New York City, an XWF Superstar again. Well for all the obvious reasons.. alot of things need to be put to rest and alot of people need to be shown just why I was one of The XWF's Premier Athletes, if not the best and as they say.. The Third Time's a Charm and they couldn't have summed it up better for me in any other way. Because you see it might be some guys first or second time back in The XWF but many may not remember that I left The XWF Twice but when I came back for that Second stint in my XWF Run I kicked even more ass, I was better than before.. so think about that for a few seconds. Let it soak in that it isn't going to be The Chris Jerichos, The Rocks, The Hunter Hearst Helmsleys or The Rob Van Dams running the show anymore.. oh no. With a new start to The XWF it will bring an entirely new environment, a new Roster Full of Hopefull Faces and Familiar Faces but it is me above all else that looks past all of that and realizes that I've got what it takes to become The XWF World Champion and now, more than ever before I have the chance to do just that. The Boys up in The Main Office said it themselves.. I heard it, I'm sure the rest of The XWF Roster heard it too. Whoever wins their debut match on The Returning XWF Raw this Monday Night will be qualified for the future plans surrounding the World Heavyweight Championship. And we all know what that means.. "

Playboy Princess -} Torrie Wilson: " What does it mean Randy? "

'tha prospekt' -+- Randy Orton: " Well being as smart and as good looking as I am, it's easy to realize that Vince and Shane McMahon have some kind of plans to form a Tournament or something around the lines of that to decide the next Heavyweight Champion. Wich I'll be a shoe in for, Naturally. I'll be the youngest, Most Talented, Best Looking, XWF Champion to ever hold the strap.. hands down. "

Playboy Princess -} Torrie Wilson: " Okay Randy, that's all great to Hear and all. And I'd Love to stand here and listen to you talk more about all this, but can we go inside.. it's Freezing out here. "

'tha prospekt' -+- Randy Orton: " Well I told you to bring a Jacket Didnt I?.. Alright than, fine. We'll go inside.. but let me deal with that Security Guard at the door. He looked like he was already scoping out someone to pick a fight with and herass. He's probably not even a real Cop, I probably make more Money wrestling one match than he does in an entire Years Salary. "

Playboy Princess -} Torrie Wilson: " Okay, Great.. lets go before I catch a cold Randy. "

'tha prospekt' -+- Randy Orton: " Alright alright, just don't cough on me I can't afford to catch anything before my match Monday. "

Scene: Randy and Torrie make their way towards the front entrance to the United Nations Building Leaving us Viewers to wonder just what exactly the two are doing here. But we should've known, Randy is always full of surprises. Randy and Torrie are cut short as The Security Guard who's dressed as a Cop approaches them before they can open the door.

U.S. Officer/Security Guard | Ahkmed Akbar: " Excuse Me Sir, Mam.. I'm going to need some sort of Identification from you both before I let you into this Building right here. "

'tha prospekt' -+- Randy Orton: " Identification? My Face alone is Identification for anyone who hasn't been living under a Rock. I'm Randy Orton, XWF Superstar.. Ring a Bell? "

U.S. Officer/Security Guard | Ahkmed Akbar: " No Sir, I'm afraid not. I Need Photo I.D., I can't just take your word for it or else we'd have alot of problems in their if I just let anyone in by word of mouth. "

'tha prospekt' -+- Randy Orton: " Oh of course Officer I Completely Understand.. well I left my Wallet back at my Room, but I saw some guy with long hair and Pink Tights running around down the block yelling out about how he's from Canada and that he's planning something.. Sounds like a Terrorist to me, doesn't it Torrie? "

Playboy Princess -} Torrie Wilson: " Yes, He was Definately a Terrorist Randy. "

U.S. Officer/Security Guard | Ahkmed Akbar: " Well I'll have a different Officer check it out, but I can't leave my post. I'm going to have to ask you to Leave if you don't have any Identification, I'm Sorry Sir. "

'tha prospekt' -+- Randy Orton: " Okay Okay, we'll go. But I highly recommend that you watch Raw this Monday Night on Spike TV when me.. being Randy Orton, single handidly defeats the supposed "Excellence of Executuion" right there in the very middle of the very ring he proves to know so well. So while you're watching whatever your name is you will thank me afterwards because I am going to Deport Bret Hart back to Canada and make sure he never steps foot on American Soil again. Lets go Torrie this guy isn't going to let us in.. "

Playboy Princess -} Torrie Wilson: " Wait hold on Babe.. "

[|. xwfv2 .|] Torrie walks up to the Security Guard and whispers something in his ear. The Man looks to have Swallowed his own Tongue and he nods and steps to the side clearing the path to the door. Torrie smiles and Randy looks at her with a confused look as she grabs his hand and leads him inside the building. The Camera Men are stopped before they can even put their hands on the door as the Scene Fades Leaving us to wonder just what The XWF.. and Randy Orton have in store for this Monday on Raw. [|. xwfv2 .|]