Scene: Houston, Texas | Houston AstroDome - Outside The Rocks' Locker Room Time: Earlier Today - Previously Recorded Next Match: Vs. Steve Austin @ RAW [ Singles Match ][-1-] The End of the Roster Split?! Yes that is correct Ladies and Gentleman.. it was short lived and had its run in The WWF but both Bret Hart & Shane McMahon have put aside their differences (Or have they?) And have decided to bring an end to the roster split and unify both The SmackDown and Raw Brands. So Now all of the talent of The WWF Will be clashing heads and The New World Order Will be Running Wild on both Raw & SmackDown. But with the roster split being abolished this opens all news doors for all of The Superstars of The WWF and it will be interesting to see what goes down this Monday Night on Raw when all hell breaks loose and egos clash with egos, Legends with Legends.. and THE ROCK.. goes One one One with "Stone Cold" Steve Austin in what will be.. YET ANOTHER Singles Match for The Rock. We've seen these two huge superstars clash heads before but not here.. not now.. The Rock is on a roll and Steve Austin is struggling to find a solid foot on the roster. (Like how I worded that eh? :-P) So it's anyones guess as to who will win the match. Ahhh what the hell am I saying? I wont lie to you.. we all know who's going to win don't we? Exactly.. So now that we're all in the clear on that I think we should go to Terri Runnels in front of The Rocks Locker Room because we all like to hear from The Rock now and than. [-1-]" The DIRTY South "

SeXy Lil' She-DEVIL + Terri Runnels: " Hello, I'm standing here right in front of the official locker room of the 'People's Champion' the Rock, hoping to get a word with him... lets see if he's here. "
Take One: Terri turns around, her back now facing the Camera as she knocks, her hand almost Shaking with a nervous twitch. At first it seems as if no one is going to answer but than a Voice is heard from the inside.
The GREAT ¹ - THE ROCK: " The Rock Doesn't want any Girl Scout Cookies! "
SeXy Lil' She-DEVIL + Terri Runnels: " But... But Rock... i'm not a girl scout. It's me Terri... Terri Runnels from The WWF... I just wanted to get a few words from you concerning your upcoming match against "Stone Cold" Steve Austin this Monday Night on Raw.. "
Take One: Rock opens the door and looks down at The WWF Diva/Interviewer with a Fire in his eyes.
The GREAT ¹ - THE ROCK: " You want a talk with The Rock do ya' Terri? You want to ask The Rock about Steve Austin? Or maybe ask about how The Rock Layed The SmackDown on Kane Last Week on Raw and will continue to do it to any Jabroni that gets in The Rocks way. But First Tell The Rock something Darlin'.. "
SeXy Lil' She-DEVIL + Terri Runnels: " Sure, what is it Rock? "
The GREAT ¹ - THE ROCK: " Why is it that Bret Hart, Vince McMahon ahh hell whatever Jabroni in the back makes the Decision on who to send to Interview The Rock.. Why is it Terri that they always send you.. to Interview The Rock.. "
Take Two: Terri gets a nervous look upon her face.
SeXy Lil' She-DEVIL + Terri Runnels: " ... Because everyone else is scared you might make a fool of them? "
The GREAT ¹ - THE ROCK: " No No N.. well.. maybe just maybe you have a point there Terri but that's not what The Rock was getting at. Oh no you see Terri I think it is you.. YOU, Terri Runnels who personally requests to Vince McMahon himself that you go and Interview The Rock.. oh yeah Baby, The Rock is on [ Rock Adjusts His.. Belt ] to you.. The Rock sees right through you. "
Take Three: Terri Giggles and smiles at The Rock.
SeXy Lil' She-DEVIL + Terri Runnels: " Well thanks Rock... and... between you and I... you WERE only kidding about me being slow right? "
The GREAT ¹ - THE ROCK: " Don't look at The Rock Sweet Thing, it wasn't The Rock who said it. You know who The Rock thinks said it? The Rock thinks it was that no good piece of Trailer Park Trash, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin! "
SeXy Lil' She-DEVIL + Terri Runnels: " Oh is that so? Well now that we're on the subject of Steve Austin, you face him this Monday night on Raw in what I think will be a great match. Rumor has it Steve thinks he'll have the upper hand in this one however, Do you have any words towards Steve? "
The GREAT ¹ - THE ROCK: " Well Good o'le "Stone Cold" Steve Austin Finally Decides to show up to work and he thinks that he can beat The Rock. Now Terri you and The Rock know that The Rock hasn't lost since The Pay Per View INSURREXTION! Oh Yeah Baby that's Right, because the fact of the matter is this.. The Rock beat Raven and The Rock beat Rob Van Dam in a damn tables Match after all The Critics said that The Rock wouldn't The Rock still went and Delivered as only The Rock Can! "
SeXy Lil' She-DEVIL + Terri Runnels: " That may be true Rock, but "Stone Cold" Steve Austin deserves some credit too. Despite the fact that he calls me a dumb blonde he is an amazing in-ring competitor and could very well beat you if you're not careful... "
The GREAT ¹ - THE ROCK: " Yeah, when he actually steps into the ring maybe he'll throw up on The Rock.. Terri let The Rock tell you something sweet thing. There is no way in Hell that Steve Austin can beat The Rock this Monday on Raw. Because You See Terri The Rock has been here since Day One, DAY ONE! Fightin' and Spittin' and Kickin' Ass all the way to the top! [ Rocks Voice drops Slightly ] and than there's "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.. A Man who probably sits on his ass in his Trailer Park somewhere out there in Texas drinking his non-alcoholic Beers and than pretending to be Drunk so he doesn't have to come to work FINALLY.. decides to show up to work on the worst day POSSIBLE. "
SeXy Lil' She-DEVIL + Terri Runnels: " You know what Rock you bring up some valuable points here. Stone Cold walks out on the company and than doesn't show up to work on numerous occasions here in The WWF, than returns and we're supposed to respect him!? Especially after he calls me a Dumb Blonde?! "
The GREAT ¹ - THE ROCK: " Now You're Thinkin' Darlin'! There ya go.. Now you see it how The Rock puts it down.. Plain and Simple for everyone to see. "Stone Cold" Steve Austin is nothing but a Punkass Bitch! And The Rock is going to Lay The Smack Down on him. Just like The Rock said he would last week.. and the week before that. The Rock will continue this cycle until someone finally gets it through their head that there's nobody better.. than THE ROCK.. Steve Austin talks about The Rocks movies and The Rocks stunts. Well The Rock dose his own stunts Jabroni and that's more than you can say you couch ridden Piece of Monkey Crap! "
Take One: Terri begins begging for The Rock.. errr I mean TO The Rock, Yeah..
SeXy Lil' She-DEVIL + Terri Runnels: " OH! Can I say it Rocky? Oh please oh please?! "
The GREAT ¹ - THE ROCK: " Of course you can say it Darlin'.. The Rock doesn't want to waist another breath on "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. He's Old News to The Rock.. Just let it be known that come Monday Night on The Raw, be it a Raw or SmackDown Superstar, it really doesn't matter to The Rock because they'll all Hit Rock Bottom! "
Take One: Terri gets ecstatic and jumps up for joy clapping her hands Together. The Rock smiles as the camera zooms in on Terri.
SeXy Lil' She-DEVIL + Terri Runnels: " IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLL.. WHAT THE ROCK... "
Take One: Terri stops allowing The Rock to finish but surprisingly he doesn't. Instead Rock pulls Terri into his Locker Room and shuts the door in front of the camera men. Theres a short Pause than The Rock opens the door again and looks into the Camera Raising an Eyebrow.
The GREAT ¹ - THE ROCK: " IS COOKIN'... "
[-1-] Rock slams the door shut again as it looks as if he wont be opening it a third time. The Camera Crew remains outside the Locker Room for a short period time before giving up and packing up their equipment and the last thing we see is The Rocks nameplate on his Locker Room Door imprinted in our heads and the thought of Raw and the end of The Roster Split surrounding it. [-1-]
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