Scene: Manchester, England | Amongst The People
Time: Monday, 7:36 PM GMT
Next Match: Vs. Rob Van Dam @ InsurreXtion [ Tables Match ][-1-] The United Kingdom is where The World Wrestling Federation is headed towards this Thursday Night when InsurreXtion comes to everyone in the States and everywhere else via Television. So unless you're going to go and see it yourself, up close and personal, Live!.. Than you'll have to sit in the comfort of your own home, or maybe your friends home and watch it, this Thursday Night.. it shouldn't be missed. Christian has a chance to earn more gold as he faces The Intercontinental Champion Zach Gowen on Raw. Rob Van Dam will face The Rock in his second match since Over The Edge in a Tables Match that is sure to be a show stealer. Rob Van Dam walking into only his Second Matchup here in the WWF but he was very sucessful in defeating Mike Sanders at The Pay Per View Last Sunday. But as we all know of course The Rock is coming off from a win at Over The Edge as well and beating the likes of Mike Sanders isn't going to make The Rock treat Rob Van Dam any differently from any other Raw Superstar walking into a Tables Match. The Stakes are high and you can bet your sweet little asses that The Rock.. is going to come out on top.. at InsurreXtion, Rob Van Dam will get his, Kane will get his and every other Jabroni on Raw that steps up to The Rock will suffer the same exact fate. So it will be in the Good O'le United Kingdom where Raw and SmackDown compete on the same TV time to start the road to Halloween Havoc (?). The Sound of One Mans Body Smashing Through a Wooden Table will be heard and The People can only hope that it isn't The Rock. But for now The Rock is doing just fine, as far as we can tell. A Camera Crew appointed by Vince McMahon himself has been told to follow The Rocks every move walking into InsurreXtion. It's been said that Vince was led to believe that The Rock was getting soft come Over The Edge but The Rock has already proved that notion as incorrect. So where is The Rock you might ask? Well hold on just a damn minute.. I'm not done talking so you're going to have to wait to see The Rock. Now where was I? See you got me all lost with your pushy attitude. The Rock just hours away from his matchup with Rob Van Dam has decided to take a little late-night jog through the London Streets. By now he's noticed the Camera Crew following behind him in a golf cart type vehicle. But being The Rock he's grown accustomed to cameras following him everywhere so that really isn't that important. What's important is.. The Rock's arrived in London Baby, YEAH! [-1-]" RVD Gets The Rundown.. "
The GREAT ¹ - THE ROCK: " FINALLY... THE ROCK, HAS COME BACK.. TO MAN..CHESTER.. It's been a long time since The Rock has takin' that flight. The People Know it, The Rock Knows it, Hell even your Great, Great, Great, Jurassic Grandpa knows that it's been a long time comin', but The Rock is back and better than ever and come InsurreXtion Rob Van Dam is going to be picking splinters out of his behind. And when it's all said and done and The People begin to chant The Rocks name, The Rock will climb the turnbukle, Raise The Peoples Eyebrow, Raise The Peopes Arm and another Jabroni will be hit ROCK BOTTOM. "
Scene Rock continues to job in place as he pauses and remains in one spot for a moment, finally deciding to speak his mind to Vinces hired Camera Crew. Why Rock has decided to stop in this Dark Alley is beyond me but he's The Rock and that's a good enough excuse. Rock is sporting some warmup pants and a Tanktop with a Zipup Sweatshirt over that with an Insignia of The Brahma Bull on it and has no intentions of letting some Random WWF Peons interupt him or his Routine Jog. If they want some time wih The Rock they're going to have to work for it.
The GREAT ¹ - THE ROCK: " Now I know that Vince McMahon, the man in charge of Raw, The Genetic Jackhammer himself thought that The Rock might be getting a ltitle soft. So he through The Rock into a Hardcore Match to test The Rock and guess what The Peoples Champ went on to do? Oh yeah you all guessed right! You're Damn right The Rock came out on top and beat Raven. Hell, The Rock beat Raven so bad he had to run home and take a Shower just so he could change his whole appearance and never have to step in the ring with The Rock again. That's right Jabronies.. all of you that doubted The Rock, looked down on The Rock and accused The Rock of being soft. Well you can all Lick a Monkeys Ass as far as The Rock is concerned. The Rock beat Raven.. the supposed King of Hardcore in his very own Backyard, it don't get any better than that. So Vince McMahon you can doubt The Rock all you want but The Rock will keep on coming strong, bringing the heat as only The Rock can. So if Rob Van Dam thinks that The Rock doesn't know a thing or two about putting someone through a table well than he's in for a big surprise. The Rock is Hardcore and he didn't learn it back in some Hole in the Wall by the name of ECW, no no. "
Scene A Girl that looks to be the age of Seventeen-Eighteen notices the Golf Cart parked peculiarly up on the side of the walkway. She peeks around the corner and much to her surprise is The Rock himself.. Her eyes widen and she starts screaming.
The Girl / Stephanie Eaves: " Oh my God it's Really you! The Rock! I knew you guys were in Manchester this weekend but I never expected to see you.. here.. just blocks away from my house. Oh my god I'm so excited, Can I have your autograph?! "
The GREAT ¹ - THE ROCK: " You want The Rocks autograph? of Course you can have The Rocks autograph Darlin', That is why The Rock is here, in Manchester. He can feel the love all over The United Kingdom for The Rock, The People of Manchester Love The Rock and they think Kane is a big pile of Monkey Crap! Isn't that right Sweet Thing? "
The Girl / Stephanie Eaves: " Oh my god.. I TOTALLY agree with you Rock! I Hope you kick Kanes Butt for what he did to you at Over The Edge. But anyways Rocky Babe Will you please sign my ass?! Pretty Please with Sugar on top?! "
Scene Rock raises an Eyebrow.
The GREAT ¹ - THE ROCK: " Sign your ass? Well The Rock has done alot've things with asses. The Rock's Kicked Ass, Smacked some Ass, The Rock has.. well The Rock doesn't need to get into detail but normally The Rock wouldn't do a thing like that but The Rock can make an exception since there's Sugar involved. if you want The Rock to sign your ass than The Rock can sign your ass. "
The Girl / Stephanie Eaves: " Really?! Oh My God you're The Greatest! I Love You! "
Scene The Girl pulls out a pen and hands it to The Rock. She turns around and The Rock kneels down one on Knee and Signs The Girls ass. He finishes off the signature and hands the pen back to the girl. It begins to rain so she thanks him with a hug and runs off as Rock pulls the hood up on his Sweatear up over his head and starts off jogging again in his intended direction. The Golf Cart with The WWF Camera Crew driving it starts up again and follows The Rock in the almost empty streets right by hise side. Rock continues to speak, almost yelling now as he continues to jog on the sidewalk passing up any people in his way.
The GREAT ¹ - THE ROCK: " Rob Van Dam you want to read your little books thinking that they are going to help you beat The Rock. Well you must be The Stupidest Sonuvabitch The Rock has ever seen.. next to Kane! You want to read a Book RVD? Why don't you go on down to the nearest book store and by yourself a copy of The Rocks book entitled, KNOW YOUR ROLE.. Because that's exactly what you need to do RVD, Know Your Role and Shut Your Mouth. And after you're done reading The Rocks Award Winning Novel you will know everything there is to know about The Rock, the man who will be whooping your Candy Ass all over The United Kingdom! and there isn't a damn thing you'll be able to about it either RVD, so you might as well just go on back home where you live in your parents basement and just smoke yourself retarded, because you're already more than half way there Jabroni. You want to step up to The Rock like you're some Bigshot, like you run the damn place. The Rock is Number One on Raw Baby and there isn't a man, women, or child alive that can change that. Now The Rock will catch you Jabronies on the flip side.. [- The Camera Crew gives Rock a confused look -] The Rock will see you and Rob Van Dam at InsurreXtion. But the only difference beetween yourselves and Rob Van Dam... you guys wont be going through a Table. Unless you decide to get in The Rocks way wich we all knows is a stupid idea. Now get the hell out of The Rocks way he's got business to attend too! But The Rock does have one final thing to say to Rob Van Dam.. He can talk all the trash he wants and read up on all the books that money can buy but he'll never.. and THE ROCK MEANS, NEVER.. Beat The Rock.. "
 [-1-] Rock notices a nearby double decker bus stopped across the road from where he stands. Rock quickly looks both ways (Like a good Samaritan would and walks across the street and hops abord the bus. The WWF Camera Crew are left helpless as the bus takes off and the golf cart can only attempt to keep up. The Scene Fades with a shot of the backside of the bus and the WWF Logo in the bottom corner. [-1-]
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