Jeri-Tron 2004: Who would have known that of all the places for Fozzy to choose to throw a concert would be Mobile, Alabama. I mean.. who in Alabama actually listens to Fozzy? Let alone any normal music at all. Not saying that Fozzy is normal but if you put it this way.. Mobile, Alabama plus Fozzy.. well they just don't mix. So what the hell is Chris.. err I'm sorry. Moongoose McQueen doing throwing a concert just one night before Xplosion! at The Civic Center. It doesn't make sense, did they do this on purpose? Is Chris Jericho just trying to get inside the head of Matt Hardy just less than Twenty Four Hours before their big match?.. I have no clue, but maybe the guy walking onto the stage positioning a standup mic in the middle does.. let's listen in shall we.

'Sound Crew' Jack Michaelson: " Uhmm.. Hello Everybody.. uhhh.. is this thing on?.. "

Jeri-Tron 2004: The man taps the mic to see if it is working properly as the crowd begins to get restless after they have already been waiting for a good Fourty Minutes to an Hour now for Fozzy to come out, and instead they get this guy who doesn't even know how to use the mic and is literally shaking from stage fright.

'Sound Crew' Jack Michaelson: " Okay, I think I got it now.. Yeah it's on. Okay than. Hello People.. I'm really sorry for the wait, The guys will be on out here shortly, thank you for your patience. "

Jeri-Tron 2004: Wow.. thanks for the update pee wee herman, maybe next time we can see a movie together?.. anyways, as The Sound Crew Guy makes his way off the stage the crowd is still not showing any signs of settling down, becoming more and more restless by the passing minutes for Fozzy. A Couple minutes Later as the crowd seems to have given up all hope.. the clock strikes Nine PM and a Guitar can be heard faintly in the background.

HUGE ROCKSTAR -> Moongoose McQueen: " ARE YOU ALL READY TO ROCK?!.. "

Jeri-Tron 2004: The Crowd stands yelling out in unison that they indeed are ready to rock as the voice of Moongoose McQueen can be heard from somewhere, but he has yet to show his face.

HUGE ROCKSTAR -> Moongoose McQueen: " I Said.. ARE YOU ALL READY TO ROCK?!.. "

Jeri-Tron 2004: The Crowd erupts with cheers.

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Well to bad Juniors because there will be no Fozzy tonight.. "

Jeri-Tron 2004: The Crowd is stunned as well as confused as a Curtian raises and out walks Chris Jericho with The United States Title around his shoulder and a mic in hand and it's his entrance theme music that blares through the P.A. System, not a Fozzy song, and there's no signs of any drums, guitars, or any musical instruments on the stage. What the hell is going on here is what I'd like to know.

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Yes I'm sure you all were looking forward to a performance by Fozzy here tonight but quite frankly Mobile, Alabama.. I really don't think any of you deserve it.. [ Crowd Boos ] What makes all you people deserve to see the greatest performance in the world? aside from my wrestling matches of course. What makes you people even think that Fozzy would even waist their time coming down to this place? Instead all of your hard earned money from working in the fields has payed off people because you're all about to witness a first ever in The History of this Company.. And no it wont be the embarassment of one, Matt Hardy. No my friends, it will be Something completely different.. "

Jeri-Tron 2004: The Crowd Boos as if they honestly think that Chris Jericho and Moongoose McQueen are two different people, acting as if they hate Jericho with their guts and Love The Bands Lead Singer with every inch of their smelly bodies. But Chris Jericho outsmarted them (couldn't have been that hard) and they've all paid for an entirely different show courtesy of Chris Jericho. But what could he possibly mean by an NWA:TNA First?..

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " But have no fear Mobile, Alabama because I will make sure that I give you a show that you will never.... forget. Because not only will it be a first for this company, but it will be a first for me personally. It's a step up from the rest, and I promise you that you will leave this arena with more brain cells than you originally had before you came people. "

Jeri-Tron 2004: Did Chris Jericho just insult all of the fans in the arena? What could he possibly achieve by pissing all of these fans off with less than twenty four hours before his U.S. Title Defense.

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " You see Mobile, you and Matt Hardy have alot in common. You actually think that people actually take you seriously, and you're not exactly the sharpest knives in the drawer.. for Matt Hardy to even think he could stand a chance with yours truly in any match, let alone a normal wrestling match.. he's not going to like the results afterward. How many more Superstars is Shane McMahon going to throw in my direction in hopes of stopping what is going to be known to be as The Y-2-J Effect.. "

Jeri-Tron 2004: Say What..

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " I have systematically taken out Superstar after Superstar.. Credible, Jungle Girl, Orton, Shawn Michaels.. they all got a glimspe of what will be their future NWA:TNA World Heavyweight Champion.. but for Matt Hardy this isn't about the World Title. No because Matt Hardy has already lost the opportunity to become The World Champion for the first time in his life.. Matt Hardy looks to take from me what I worked hard for.. what I bled for and taught Randy Orton a Lesson over. The United States Title is what signifies Chris Jericho as the man. It's Matt Hardys last hope, that's ironically hung around my shoulder. "

Jeri-Tron 2004: The Crowd has gone silent, either surcoming to the fact that they've already paid for their tickets so they might as well listen.. or dumbfounded by the words of their United States Champion.

Jeri-Tron 2004: Say What..

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " But without further ado.. Mobile Alabama.. I bring you.. "

Jeri-Tron 2004: Ralphus comes out pushing something onto the front of the stage, hidden beneath a black cloth as Chris grabs ahold of one of the edges, pauses for a brief moment as the crowds anticipation grows.. and than tears the cloth away revealing The Jeri-tron 4000. Wait.. Don't tell me.. it can't be..

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " CHRIS JERICHOS' HI-LITE REEL.. The best thing to hit the NWA:TNA since.. well since myself if I might pat myself on the back. Or maybe you should do it Ralphus. Go ahead, pat me on the back.. I think I deserve it. Afterall, I am The NWAs Premier Athlete and even Matt Hardy can Tap a glass to that. "

Jeri-Tron 2004: Jericho and Ralphus laugh together as Chris pushes the title back up onto his shoulder and his grin disapears and a serious face re-appears, silencing Ralphus in a heartbeat..

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " You see Matt Hardy, I think it's perfectly clear to everyone that you're afraid of "Y-2-J" Chris Jericho.. and I know Matt that you're afraid of what happened back in that Eight Man Elimination Hell In a Cell Match. You're afraid Matt, that maybe it will happen again.. that you'll feel that pain for a second time and you'll realize that I am the better man.. that I was meant to be The World Champion.. and The United States Champ. I've got Two arms and a waist Junior, I've got plenty room for more. It didn't stop when I won The United States Title.. I still pursued the big picture, The World Heavyweight Title. And not only will I walk into New Years Evil with my U.S. Title.. I'll know that the next time I see Matt Hardy in a match fo the X-Division Title. I'll know it was because of me, it was because I put Matt Hardy in his place, just like the other Ass Clowns before him. So Matt Hardy, you can come on up and step up to the plate.. but if Chris Jericho was a pitcher.. he'd be throwing a no hitter because I'm on Fire Baby.. and there's nothing you can do about it, you.. "

Jeri-Tron 2004: Jericho goes to talk into the mic but nothing comes out as the Mic seems to have gone out now and the crowd starts to laugh. Chris Jericho turns red as he and Ralphus storm back behind the curtian and out of view and nobody comes out for another two minutes or so. But when someone does it isn't Chris Jericho.. it's the sound crew guy again. Where the hell is Chris?

'Sound Crew' Jack Michaelson: " Ladies and Gentleman.. Chris Jericho has informed me that he is feeling a bit under the weather tonight and that Chris Jerichos Hi-Lite Reel will not be seen tonight. But he made sure to let you know that your money will go towards a very worthy cause, and than you can watch on your television screens at home tomorrow night when he.. Chris Jericho. Defeats Matt Hardy in The Main Event. Oh and he also said that next week The Hi-Lite Reel will be seen on Live Television, but not here in Mobile, Alabama. That is all, thank you.. "

[| y-2-j |] No Fucking Way!.. Chris Jericho just stood up thousands upon thousands of people in The Mobile Alabama Civic Center Tonight. Feeling under the weather my ass.. what kind of sorry excuse is that? Chris Jericho just robbed all these people of their money and is probably running off like a coward to his Hotel Room Suite right now. What an outrage.. Well look on the bright side.. atleast we get to see The Hi-Lite Reel next week. [| y-2-j |]

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