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Scene: WERDMB 107.6 Radio Station | Mobile, Alabama
Time: Sunday, 1.14.04 - 3:36 PM
Next Match: @ xplosion! Vs. Matt Hardy [United States Title - Singles Match][| y-2-j |] Jericho Climbs To His Feet... brushes the hair from his face as Shawn Michaels is also to his feet not a second after Chris is. The two men lock it up, Shawn sends Jericho into the turnbuckle with an Irish Whip but the referee is in there. The referee is behind Jericho!.. HBK jumps on Jericho with a cross body. After Jericho falls to the mat, the ref follows right after and is now lifeless on the ring mat! HBK has unintentionally knocked out the ref. HBK trys to help the referee up, not noticing that Stephanie has passed the U.S. title into the ring. Jericho grabs the title, Shawn turns around and.. WHACK! Chris Jericho just nailed Shawn with the belt right beetween the damn eyes.. Jericho looks at the ropes He tosses the title to Stephanie, and jumps off the ropes, onto Shawn Michaels! LIONSAULT! Chris makes the cover. But the referee is unconscious! What's this?!.. Stephanie is taking off her shirt to reveal a referee's shirt! Stephanie is in the ring. ONE, TWO, THREE!!! Stephanie makes a quick count giving the win to Chris Jericho!.. Chris Jericho has beaten Shawn Michaels on this night folks.. What a screw job.. Chris Jericho escapes yet another night with a Win Ladies and Gentleman and is looking to roll right on into The New Years Evil Main Event Match. - That was The Scene last Saturday Night in the No Disqualification matchup beetween NWA:TNA United States Champion and D-Generation X Co-Leader, Shawn Michaels. Yet again all of Chris Jerichos doubters thought that that was the night that Chris Jerichos "Luck" would run out.. that that was the night that D-Generation X would right a wrong. But that's not what happened, because Chris Jericho proved to Shawn Michaels and sent a message to everyone else that he is, The Highlight of The Night! and he is going to walk into that Elimination Chamber with every intention of becoming The NWA:TNA World Heavyweight Champion. But if Chris Jericho wishes to keep his United States Title going into The NWA:TNAs First Pay Per View - New Years Evil, than he is going to have to win like only Chris Jericho can win against Matt Hardy in his first U.S. Title Defense.. GO BIG BABY!.. GO BIG! [| y-2-j |] " Matt Hardy.. VERSION NONE "
Jeri-Tron 2004: Mobile, Alabama.. Home of The NWA:TNAs Sixth Installment of their Saturday Night Event entiled Xplosion!.. and the last Basic Cable Televised Event before their very first Pay Per View. Just a hop away from Hunstville where we saw a celebration thrown in respect for Chris Jericho and his winning The United States Title. And as of late it seems as if all the attention is on Chris Jericho, everyone wants a piece of him, everyone wants to be seen with him.. and EVERYONE wishes they could be him. But upon Chris Jerichos arrival he was invited to be a guest on a local radio station located in Mobile. And Chris Jericho being the publicity poaching man that he is agreed to be on the show. So that is where we are now, Chris Jericho.. and Ralphus of course will be guests on a local Alabama Radio Station. Anything can happen.. and you can bet your ass it will. As some lame Country song comes to a much needed.. and very anticipated end The Radio DJ is put back on The Air.
'WERDMB Radio DJ' - Bilbo Parker: " And that was Garth Brooks with.. "I'm So Hungry I Could Eat My Cowboy Hat". Requested by Bertha down at the Hardware store in town. And well folks, that concludes our Request Hour for this evening and now our weekly Wensday Night Guest Show is about to begin. And today Ladies and Gentleman, we have a very special guest with us here at the Radio Station. Most of you wrestling fans may know him as Chris Jericho.. A Current NWA:TNA Superstar who will be wrestling at the Mobile Civic Center here in Mobile, Alabama this coming Saturday Night. Ain't that right Chris?.. "
Jeri-Tron 2004: The Cameras turns slightly to the right and across the table on the opposite end sits Chris Jericho and Ralphus. Chris is sporting a plain white T-Shirt.. and he adjusts his headset slightly and leaning back in his chair as he begins to get a little comfortable right away.. United States Championship resting neatly on the tabletop beside him.
 KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Well you missed the most important facts Billy Boy.. You missed the fact that I will be wrestling in my third Main Event Matchup in The NWA:TNA and will be defending MY United States Championship against Matt Hardy. But not everyone can be as smart as Chris Jericho can they? No of course not. So I guess you'll get an A for effort Junior.. but next time maybe you should do a little more Homework before you have a guest of my caliber on your show.. Hell, after we get off the air and I beat Matt Hardy to retain My United States Championship, the people of Mobile, Alabama will want to elect me as their Mayor.. If you people even have a Mayor here, I think I saw like Five people since I've been here.. What is this a Third World Country?! "
'WERDMB Radio DJ' - Bilbo Parker: " Oh we're around Chris. You just have to go into Town or to the Mall, but that's really all there is to do around here for folks these days. That and watch the wrastling events up there at The Civic Center.. [ He Pauses ] but say.. about that United States Title. Aren't you currently Citizen of Canada? "
KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Well if all of you Morons must absolutely Know where the birth of Christ took place than I'll clear it all up right now.. And no I don't mean the birth of Jesus Christ allmighty himself, I mean the birth of Christ Jericho.. the prodigal son of Wrestling. So for you Alabamians, Alabamans, whatever you people call yourselves out there listening. I was born in New Jersey but after getting tired of Wrestling pathetic American wrestlers the like of Matt Hardy, Randy Orton and Shawn Michaels.. I needed a new challenge. But soon enough even I got better than all of the Canadian wrestlers, So I guess you could say I am the best Wrestler in the world.. my unlbemished record speaks for itself my man. oh yeah.. because Chris Jericho is in his prime and Matt Hardy is just another statistic as far as I'm concerned. Defeating Matt Hardy and retaining The United States Title will just be yet another thing to add to my accolade of accomplishments. and you know something Billy Boy, it is only a matter of time before I also have The NWA:TNA World Heavyweight Title hung over my other shoulder too, mark my words Alabama, Chris Jericho will not only be your United States Champion, but he will be Champion of the ENTIRE WORLD.. "
'WERDMB Radio DJ' - Bilbo Parker: " Right.. well I think someone takes their job a little too seriously but we'll move on. It's to my understanding that in two weeks it will be The NWA:TNAs first Pay Per View, where you and Five other guys are fighting in the same match? How does that come about? "
KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Correct again Junior, man you're on a roll tonight Pal. You're absolutely right my bald headed friend But tis no ordinary match, oh no. it's an ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH and to say that it is a normal match would be like saying Jeff and Matt Hardy didn't have Homosexual Expirements with each other in their Younger Years. But what everyone fails to realize is that I have already defeated Eight Men in the same night in a Hell In a Cell. Hell In a Cell.. Elimination Chamber.. there's really no difference you see, so this is right up my alley. "
'WERDMB Radio DJ' - Bilbo Parker: " Well it's always better to be over confident than to have no confidence at all I suppose. So who is it you will be facing in this Elimination Chamber Match? I imagine it have to be some pretty tough and brave guys to actually participate in something like that. I Don't even know what the match is but the name saure in hell scares me by just the sound of it. "
KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " The Elimination Chamber isn't for the weak at heart Guy.. but it makes no difference who my opponents are in the match because I've practically put the entire NWA:TNA Superstar Roster into the Hospital in some shape or form. But thus far Shane McMahon has only announced three of the six. Myself Chris Jericho, AJ Styles, and Randy Orton.. Two men that I have already taught a lesson, made my bitch, and will have no problem repeating the process yet againe. In fact.. it will be My Pleasure to take those two out again, and I will do just that at New Years Evil.. when I become the first ever NWA:TNA World Heavyweight Champion. "
'WERDMB Radio DJ' - Bilbo Parker: " Well that's excellent to hear Chris.. I'm really rooting and cheering you on for that win next week. But now is the time on the show where we let a couple people call in, ask you a few questions and you just pretty much do what you do best and speak your mind. How's that sound? "
 KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Sounds Great, I'd love to have a chat with some Locals. Some of wich will probably witness Live.. The Embarassment of one Matthew Hardy. A Man, no I'm sorry.. a Boy whos dreams of becoming The NWAs United States Champion is nothing more than a Mirage. In fact, I can guarantee you.. and The Entire Population of Mobile, Alabama that consists of Louie The Gas Station Attendant and Larry at The Market.. and than there's us two, and Ralphus of course. Who else?.. "
'WERDMB Radio DJ' - Bilbo Parker: " Ha Ha, very funny Chris.. you are quite the comedian you know. Well I think we have a caller now.. Hello, this is WERDMB.. Hello?.. [ Nothing ] you're on the air. "
Jeri-Tron 2004: For a moment the other line remains silent but some breathing can be heard as Chris Jericho just shakes his head at the foolishness of it all and gives his U.S. Strap a good shining while he waits.
'WERDMB Radio DJ' - Bilbo Parker: " Okay, I think we lost them.. I'm really sorry about that Chris this really doesn't usually happen. Either there's a bad connection or the person hung up. "
Jeri-Tron 2004: Jericho leans over whispering something into Ralphus' ear to the total unawareness of The Radio DJ.
KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " These Ass Clowns don't even know how to use a Phone in this State, for crying out loud Ralphus.. Stephanie was right, We really are in Dumbassville, U.S.A.. How Did I ever let you talk me into doing this? Never again will we do what you suggest for fun. I'd have funner times Peeing in Stacy Carters hair so she can have a brand new color do.. courtesy of Why-2-Jay Chris Jericho.. "
Jeri-Tron 2004: Ralphus just nods his head in agreement not saying a word as the little red light on the phone starts to flash again signalling that yet another person is calling.
'WERDMB Radio DJ' - Bilbo Parker: " Hello, you're on the air.. "
'Caller #1' - Bertha: " Yeah, Hi Chris.. I'm not a big wrestlinf Fan but my son is. And he's a little shy so he just wanted me to call and say that.. well that he thinks Matt Hardy is gonna' kick your butt and take your title. "
KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Is that so? Well what's your Sons name there Berthie. "
'Caller #1' - Bertha: " His Name is Bobby.. "
KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: Well you tell Little Bobby to turn the Television on this Saturday Night.. around say, Ten Fourty.. and we'll see who takes what from who. Because quite frankly Bertha, your son is just as stupid as Matt Hardy if he thinks he can beat me. It will be Matt Hardys PRIDE that I steal Junior.. "
Jeri-Tron 2004: A Little Boy Crying can be heard on the other line just before they hang up and the next caller is about to get put on the air but Chris reaches across the desk hanging the phone up as The Radio DJ looks up confused.
KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " The Show's over Pal.. I've got places to go, people to see, and much better things to do than sit here lsitening to a bunch of yapping yokels talk about how their son thinks Matt Hardy is going to kick my butt. Has nobody in Alabama finished Grade School? I'm The King of The World.. I'm The NWA:TNAs Premier Athlete.. and all Matt Hardy is, is the Dog Crap I Stepped on before I walked in here. [ Pause ] Oh and I left you a little present in front of your Office Door, hope you like it. "
'WERDMB Radio DJ' - Bilbo Parker: " It looks to me like you're just a little offended that some people think Matt Hardy is going to beat you Chris. Afraid of a little competition?.. But we had an agreement here. We've got to stay on the air for another ten minutes. "
KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Deal? I Didn't sign any contract Jackass.. I can walk right out of here right now if I wanted too. And as far as Matt Hardy goes.. Matt Hardy will soon realize that it is Chris Jericho who is better suited for being this countries Champion. And all of the people in the State of Alabama.. [ Raises His Voice ] If all you people out there in radioland could only see how good the belt looks around my gorgeous waist you would most definately agree. But have no fear Alabama, This Saturday Night you can all see how much better gold looks on me than any other NWA:TNA Superstar.. I'm a Natural Baby, I'm going to have Shane McMahon practically begging me to take The World Heavyweight Title. Right before I make each and every participant in That Elimination Chamber Match my personal bitch. And that's exactly what will happen at New Years Evil. "
Jeri-Tron 2004: Jericho stands up as if he is going to leave, grabbing his United States Title as Ralphus begins to get up out of hiss eat as well. The Radio announcer looks into the other sound booth asking his co-workers what the hell is going on but Chris doesn't leave.. no Chris turns around pulling the mic up clsoer to him as he remains standing now.
KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " But you know something Billy.. "
'WERDMB Radio DJ' - Bilbo Parker: " The name's Bilbo.. "
KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Billy, Bilbo, Beitress.. they're all the same Junior. I'd slap my parents either way if they named me that, but that isn't the point.. The point is real plain and simple here "Bilbo".. You want Ten More minutes of Chris Jericho? Well you can't have Ten more Minutes of Chris Jericho.. BUT you can have Five minutes of Raw Footage of yours truly teaching Matt Hardy a lesson. What'ya say to that? "
'WERDMB Radio DJ' - Bilbo Parker: " What'ya mean? I thought your match wasn't until Saturday? I Reckon you's a liar Chris, that's what. "
KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Nope sorry Junior.. you failed to answer all the questions correctly and will not receive your prize. Because see that's where you're Wrong.. DEAD WRONG. But you will get to see firsthand, just how my United States Title will be retained come Saturday. Ralphus, Bring in The Television! "
Jeri-Tron 2004: Ralphus gets up as quick as a man with two stomachs can get up out of his chair and rushes out into the hallway and out of sight as Jericho just smiles at The Radio DJ, placing The U.S. Title over his shoulder.
'WERDMB Radio DJ' - Bilbo Parker: " Are you crazy Chris? This is Radio.. nobody can see the television. "
KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Oh but you can Bart.. you can see with your very own eyes just what will happen to Matt Hardy this Saturday Night. Because it happened three weeks back in The Hell In a Cell Match. It happened when Matt Hardy was Eliminated.. when Matt Hardy Tapped Out to The Walls of Jericho.. "
Jeri-Tron 2004: Ralphus is spotted now pushing a wheeled stand into the room with a TV setup directly ontop of it. The Radio DJ just puts his head in his hands wondering what the hell is going on as Chris Jericho hits play and the footage begins and a voice can be heard stating.. "This Footage was taped during The 8-Man Hell In a Cell Match Back in December and is Official NWA:TNA Footage."
" Chris Jericho slides back into the ring now.. as Matt Hardy runs after him.. Chris Jericho ducks his clothesline attempt and waits for him to come back.. and DROPS HIM DOWN.. WALLS OF JERICHO!!! WALLS OF JERICHO!!! IS MATT GONNA TAP OUT!? YES! YES! YES! MATT HARDY TAPS OUT! MATT HARDY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY CHRIS JERICHO! Three men remain now.. in the most incredible match in the history of NWA-TNA! "Jeri-Tron 2004: The Tape comes to a stop and Ralphus hits the rewind button and Chris stands directly in front fo the TV Screen now looking as if yet again.. he's about to leave.
KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " So you see Alabama.. it doesn't really matter what all of you idiots out there listening think of me. Because if that footage right there isn't proof enough for you.. well than you all must be blind. Blind as Bats because right there before you all was the truth. The truth that Matt Hardy cannot survive in a match with me and that once I've got him right where I want him, the match will be over quicker than a sleepover at Neverland Ranch.. [ He Laughs ] But not only did I make Matt Hardy tap in that Hell In a Cell Match.. but I also went on to win it.. and than I went on to become The U.S. Champ. So of all people for Shane McMahon to put me in a match with to defend my title for the first time.. I couldn't guess as to why they picked Hardy. I might as well let Ralphus wrestle him for crying out loud. So tonight, when you're all resting your greasy heads on your greasy pillows. Remember that it's only a matter of time before I become The World Heavyweight Champion.. and it's only a matter of time before Matt Hardy, for the Second Time on Live Television.. gets.. "  [| y-2-j |] Chris Jericho spins around on one foot and walks towards the door leaving The Radio DJ dumbfounded as to what just went on. The NWA:TNA Camera Crew rushes to catch up with The United States Champion but he seems to disapear into thin air as the scene fades to black. Chris Jericho Defends his United States Title for the very first time, this Saturday Night on Xplosion!.. Don't Miss It. [| y-2-j |]
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