Jeri-Tron 2004: So first it was The Pentagon, now what crazy and whacky place have The Wild Adventures of The United States Champion, Chris Jericho and Ralphus brought them too?.. Well it isn't really wild and crazy, or whacky at all. In Fact Chris Jericho has taken the time out of his busy schedule to fly to San Antonio, Texas just a few short hours away from Xplosion!. Why is Chris in San Antonio and not Hunstville, Alabama? Well it's simple really.. CHRIS JERICHO CAN GO WHEREVER HE DAMN WELL PLEASES!. Is that clear? Get it?, Got it?, Good.. So just where in San Antonio will you find Chris? Well it could be anyones guess, but isn't that the home of Shawn Michaels? Why yes.. yes it is. And isn't that the home of Shawn Michaels Wrestling Academy?.. (School) Why yes.. yes it is. So put Two and Two Together Junior, do the match because Chris Jericho isn't there to sign autographs for all the future wrestling hopefuls.

'Veteran Trainer' - Jose Lothario: " Alright everybody, let's all just take a break, have a breather and something to drink and we'll meet back here in Five minutes. Good Job today guys, I was really impressed with most of you.. "

Jeri-Tron 2004: Jose walks off as the camera zooms in on his "Shawn Michaels Wrestling Academy" T-Shirt, proof of just where it is that we are at. All of the students head for the break room as Jose walks into the back room where the door reads "Trainers Only" and fills a cup of water up at the drinking fountian. He takes a drink and turns around only to be face to face with.. CHRIS JERICHO! Chris Jericho has somehow made it into The Academies Trainers Room unseen. Jose spits the water he jsut drank right back out at Jericho and Ralphus' feet as Chris strokes his goatee and than applauds the older man.

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Bravo, Bravo.. you know something Junior, I always have envied those who taught the younger generations the ropes. I Myself wanted to be a teacher at one time.. oh yeah, until I realized how PATHETIC guys like you are.. Oh yeah, I remember you Jose.. don't think that I Don't. I remember sitting at home watching Wrestlemania Twelve and I saw you.. and than I saw that Jackass Shawn Michaels training here.. at this very place. And I just had to come here, the memories, the history that this place has just drew me closer, it brought me here to you Jose!.. "

'Veteran Trainer' - Jose Lothario: " Chris.. I don't know what you're doing here, and I don't know the exact reason why you came. But your match with Shawn this Saturday Night has nothing to do with my Kids, or me.. and Shawn isn't even here, he's in Alabama.. you of all people should know that. "

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Well of course I know that Jose, just who the hell do you think I am? I'm not Shawn Michaels.. I have more brains more brains than the entire Population of Texas Junior, don't try and get smart with me Jose.. you're way out of your league Junior.. and so is your friend Shawn Michaels, because this Saturday Night in that No DQ Match I am going to tear him, Limb from damn Limb. "

'Veteran Trainer' - Jose Lothario: " Alright Chris, I warned you once.. now I'm going to have to call the authorities. I wont have you here disrupting my students. "

Jeri-Tron 2004: Jose reaches for the telephone nearby but Jericho cuts him off at the pass standing in his way as he smiles and puts his hands on his waist, where The NWA:TNA United States Title rests nicely.

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Oh come on Jose, we both know we don't need to cause a scene here. I was just here tos ee how you were doing, and how all of the could-be Jr. Jerichoholics are doing.. even though they'll never get the chance to be a Jerichoholic because they made the mistake of asking Shawn Michaels for advice, asking Shawn Michaels for help. "

'Veteran Trainer' - Jose Lothario: " The Kids are here to learn how to wrestle and do it safely Chris.. they have nothing to do with you and Shawns match this Saturday Night on Xplosion!.. please, I'm asking you out of respect for them, and for me.. don't do anything stupid. "

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Well maybe you're right Jose.. maybe there's a bit of truth in what you say. But unlike you Junior, I'm not about to allow a bunch've kids running around San Antonio, Texas thinking that Shawn Michaels is the best, thinking that Shawn Michaels has what it takes to beat 'Y2J' Chris Jericho. Because you and I both know the truth Jose.. yeah, we both know that when it comes to advice.. Shawn Michaels looks to Triple H's gigantic nose.. but everyone knows it doesn't talk back. It's big enough to have a mind of it's own but it still doesn't speak. And Jose, I think it's safe to say that you and I both know who the better wrestler is beetween me and Shawn Michaels. What does Shawn have to show for his success? He hasn't done anything remarkable in years.. all he does is take in the pitiful cheers people give him because they all realize he wont be around for much longer. "

'Veteran Trainer' - Jose Lothario: " Alright I asked you nicely Chris.. now don't make me call The Police. "

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " The Police? The Police can't stop me Junior, I'm Unstoppable Baby!.. But I find it funny how you're the one warning me Jose.. and how you are trying to tell me what to do. Well I'll let you in on a little secret Junior, you're no longer in charge here.. I AM.. And just like Shawn Michaels will surcome to the pain on Xplosion!.. Shawn Michaels Wrestling Academy now belongs to yours truly.. Me, Chris Jericho.. And I think my first task here at Chris Jerichos Wrestling Academy, is to fire the dead weight, the slackers so to speak. So Jose, you're fired. Ralphus.. see to it that Jose finds his way out the door would you?.. "

'Veteran Trainer' - Jose Lothario: " You have got to be kidding me.. This isn't a Joke Chris, I've got about Ten-Eleven Students out there waiting for me to teach them the ropes and you're taking up my time. If it's Shawns attention you want to get than why don't you go and confront him in his Hotel Room in Alabama because that's where he is right now.. I just got off the phone with him no longer than an hour ago. "

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Oh I'm not worried about Shawn Michaels Junior.. not in the slightest. Shawn Michaels is the last of my worries, because you see Shawn Michaels doesn't have what it takes to beat me Jose. And just like you trained Michaels for his match at Wrestlemania Twelve, Shawn will need all the help he can get but it still will not be enough. The Heart Break Kid is as good as BROKEN.. Now don't make this harder on yourself than it has to be Old Man.. lets make this as painless and quick as possible shall we? "

Jeri-Tron 2004: There's a moment of silence as Ralphus' heavy breathing is the only sound that can be heard. Than Suddenly out of know where, like a man possessed Chris Jericho attacks Jose! Chris Jericho is attacking Shawn Michaels Old Wrestling Mentor! What the hell is he thinking?!.. After a couple rights and left Jose lays on the ground a lifeless, unconcious, slump as Jericho grins patting his hands off as if he had gotten them dirty and steps out of The Trainers Room and out into the lobby where the training ring is setup and the group of Students have formed a line like they had been told to do everytime they returned from a break. Some of the kids look at Chris confused, wondering where their old teacher is. Some others eyes light up realizing that Chris Jericho has arrived.

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Children, your favorite Wrestling Superstar, Rockstar, and all around Nice guy has arrived. Your Teacher Jose is taking a little nap in the back and I.. will be your new Teacher. I will be the guy you direct all your questions too, forget about what Shawn Michaels has taught you Kiddies, because anything and everything that Shawn Michaels does or tells you.. is completely obsolete. "

'Little Kid' Jay: " Why?.. "

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Why? You're asking me why? Well it's simple really Junior.. I am the new man around here, and I am taking this god awful excuse for a Wrestling School and turning it into something worth visiting. Shawn Michaels whole Wrestling Career is a mistake, as is this School and I am here to save you all from the nightmare that is Shawn Michaels. "

'Little Kid' Jay: " Why?.. "

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Real Cute Kid, just stand there, keep your mouth shut, and everything will be just fine. I don't think all you kiddies realize the humongous favor that I am doing for you. Not only were your parents waisting their hard earned money to pay for a Wrestling School that doesn't even know how to teach you wrestling. But all you Juniors weren't being taught, diddly squat. For Shawn Michaels to say he knows how to wrestle is like Ralphus saying he works out at Twenty Four Hour Fitness everyday of the week. "

Jeri-Tron 2004: Chris looks over at Ralphus who grins and waves to all the kids from the other side of the room where he seems to have stumbled upon something. Jericho walks over to where Ralphus stands and up on the wall is a Shawn Michaels Wrestling Academy T-Shirt and a Picture of Shawn with Jose holding The WWE(F at the time) World Heavyweight Title. Jericho begins to laugh as he takes the picture down from the wall and tosses the T-Shirt to Ralphus who catches it and looks at it curiously.

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Here Ralphus, try this on.. Now Children, listen closely because Uncle Chris isn't going to repeat himself. I have come here to give you all a second choice.. you can either step in Shawn Michaels Shadow and become a failure and a flop like he has.. or Instead of following in the footsteps of some loser like Shawn Michaels, you kids could be, and SHOULD BE.. looking up to the man that will be the next NWA:TNA World Heavyweight Champion. And that's a Hell of alot more than Shawn Michaels can say for himself when he's laying in some ditch in Huntsville, Alabama after our No Disqualification Match.. And soon enough after Shawn Michaels is lying in his Hospital Bed, eating his Hospital Cooked Food, he will realize that just like his buddy Triple H will at New Years Evil, that even though it's too late.. he will never EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHVER... Be The Same Againe.. "

[| y-2-j |] Chris Snaps The Picture frame in half over his knee as Ralphus struggles to put on the Large T-Shirt, when he obviously wears an Extra Extra Large. The Shirt begins to rip as Jericho picks what's left of the picture up and rips it in half as the scene fades and The NWA:TNA camera crew feels as if they have seen enough. [| y-2-j |]

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