Jeri-Tron 2004: The Pentagon.. some people look at it as the centerpiece of American Symbolism as far as Landmark Buildings and Monuments go. When there was a Terrorist attack on September 11th, 2002.. The Pentagon was on their agenda of buildings to take out, along with the World Trade Center. But just like America, just like all of The Americans fighting spirit. The Pentagon still stands to this day and is very much still a large U.S. Symbol. But The United States now has a new Sympbol, a New Icon so to speak. The NWA:TNA now has Chris Jericho as their United States Champion, and they're forced to take it or leave it to be perfectly blunt. So Now Chris Jericho, NWA:TNA and The United States' New Symbol finds himself within a group of people taking a tour of the pentagon, along with Ralphus of course.. always traveling with The Personal Security just incase.

'Tour Guide' Sarah: " And over here we have The Conference Room for The Ministry of Defense. This is where some of the most important United States Ambassadors, Executives, and Spokespersons come together to decide some critical choices for us as Americans. In fact, I think that there is a meeting being held inside at this very second. "

Jeri-Tron 2004: The Crowd comes to a halt as The Hostess slash Pentagon Tour Guide continues blabbering on about The Ministry of Defense Conference/Meeting Room. The Cameras pan back and Jericho reveals The United States Title that fits tightly around his wais,t and that wasn't visible before he had pulled his flashy shirt back. Jericho begins speaking but not too loud as not to disrupt the tour in process.

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Can you believe this Ralphus, can you actually believe that some of these idiots actually get excited when this women speaks about a bunch've old men crowding around a table talking about how they can fill their pockets with more money. Because lets be honest with each other here Junior, we both know that the only decisions that those bafoons inside that room can do, is picking a winner from their damn noses! "

Jeri-Tron 2004: The Tour Guide, along with the group begin moving further down the hallway as some people look to honestly be entertained and interested in what this lady has to say. But not Chris, no he is going to continue speaking and walking along with The Tour Group as some of the people standing next to him start listening to him instead.

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Not only did I defeat Randy Orton and become The United States Champion like I said I would do over and over Againe, but I also survived the most brutal and bloody match that The NWA:TNA has ever seen! I took "The Future" and turned him into a mere Infomercial Ad.. for " How to get your ass kicked badly by Chris Jericho. " I made Randy Orton tap! and D-Generation X, Triple H and Shawn Michaels decided to stick their big noses in my business and interfere in MY Match. Nobody invited them, they just waltzed on down to the ring and decided that they wanted to get in the way. Not that I didn't have the match won already, I had Randy Orton right where I wanted him, and DX or no DX, yours truly would have come out on top as the winner, regardless Juniors. I mean, is there a man alive on The NWA:TNA Roster that can actually compete with me? Because all I see is a bunch've Jackasses who think that just because they have a Shot at becoming The World Heavyweight Champion at New Years Evil, that they actually will win. Well Newsflash Junior, Chris Jericho will be going to New Years Evil as The CURRENT United States Champion, and I will walk out The NEW NWA:TNA World Heavyweight Champion when the night is over and the smoke has cleared.. and it is as simple as that. "

Jeri-Tron 2004: Can Chris Jericho Really Become a Double Champion after New Years Evil? He's definately proven as of late that he is quite possibly the most formidable opponent on The NWA:TNA Roster. It could happen..

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " You're damn right it can happen, and it WILL Happen.. because not only will I be The NWA:TNA's first ever United States Champion, World Champion, and Double Champion.. but this week on Xplosion! I will be given a chance to right a few wrongs, and too teach one of my New Years Evil opponents Friends a lesson. That's right, Triple H may have won himself that Main Event Spot, and so did Sid. But as far as I'm concerned Ralphus, this Shawn Michaels fellow is a Nobody in my book. Just who the hell does he think he is interfereing in my match and claiming that if not for him and his big nosed friend Triple H, that this title wouldn't be around my gorgeous waist right now. Well Shawn, let me refresh your memory a little bit Junior because if I remember correctly the last time we saw you, you were getting your ass handed to you by Batista, and now you're back in action only to be put right back on the shelf again. Because this Saturday Night is going to be your eprsonal hell Shawn, you're going to regret interfering in my match, and you will find out the hard way just why I am The Greatest of All Time! "

Jeri-Tron 2004: Jericho Raises his voice without knowing it and the whole tour group turns around focusing their attention on him. The Tour Guide must have been in the middle of talking about something important because she looks at Chris with a disgusted look on her face.

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " What? Have you people never seen A Living Legend before? Well here I am Baby, right before your very own eyes. And see this belt around my waist, this signifies me as YOUR Champion, YOUR Lord, Master, and Savior. This is The United States Title Juniors, bow before your Champion and be spared from my wrath. "

'Tour Guide' Sarah: " Excuse me Sir, I Don't know just who you think you are, but you're disturbing those who wish to hear what I have to say. Now I don't ask you to listen to everything I say, and no one has forced upon you the task of standing here with us. This is a free tour Sir and I don't think that the others appreciate your interupting.. so I'm either going to have to ask you to keep your voice down or you're going to have to leave Mr.. "

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Jericho.. Chris Jericho.. but it's Mr. King of The World to you toots. But Instead of boring these people to death, talking about your oh so important meetings and practices that go on here in The Pentagon. Hows about you all turn your attention towards me for a second, because we all know it was just a matter of time before you put all of these people to sleep. But now you can all thank me, Your Lord and Savior for coming along on this Snorefest because I'm going to liven this place up Junior because you're all in dire need of someone to look up too. and as your United States Champion I will do exactly that.. I will put faith and hope back in the hearts of you, my loyal Jerichoholics,, because your president is a complete Jackass! And my first duty as your Champion is to Shut You.. The Hell Up!.. "

Jeri-Tron 2004: Jericho points over at the Tour Guide who is completely confused as to what's going on. The rest of the group just looks back and forth in beetween The Tour Guide and Chris Jericho, not sure who to listen to anymore.

'Tour Guide' Sarah: " Well Mr. Jericho.. I could either call Security right now and have them escort you off the premises, or to JAIL.. or you could be so kind as to take your presence somewhere else.. "

Jeri-Tron 2004: What? Who the hell does this Lady think she is talking to Chris Jericho like that? He's The United States Champion God Damnit! Show some damn Respect People..

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Whoa, Whoa Whoa.. hold the phone just a minute there Merry Poppins.. Obviously you haven't taken the time to realize.. just who in the hell I am. I was the first ever UNDISPUTED CHAMPION.. I'm The Current.. CURRENT.. as in right now, right this very second standing before your very owns eyes is the United States Champion Junior.. I won this belt in a place that looks Jail look like Chuckie Cheese. and in Three short weeks I will become the first ever World Heavyweight Champion. Than all you peons can call me The Champion of The Universe, because hell.. I might as well be when I have all that Gold surrounding me. So for now I bid you all farewell. Don't fret, because as your Champion, Your United States Champine! I will make sure that nobody encroaches upon my land.. and I will do a better job than you people could. [ He Pauses ] Ralphus.. come. Let's not grace these Ass Clowns with our presence any longer.. "

Jeri-Tron 2004: Land?, A Better Job?, Encroachment? Isn't that a Football Penalty? What the hell is Chris Jericho talking about? He must be Insane.. well either way, Chris and Ralphus walk off on the opposite direction as the Tour Guide takes her hands off her hips and the group carries on down the hallway and out of sight. But still in our sights is Ralphus' backside and a frantic Chris Jericho storming around the halls of The Pentagon with The United States Title around his waist. The Duo turns down a couple of halls and than find themselves at a Dead End with a Door to their right with The Pentagon Insignia on it and the words "Press Room" directly below it. Jerichos eyes light up and an idea pops in his head as he looks around to see if anybody is watching. Chris than pulls Ralphus into the room along with him as The Camera Crew Rushes to get in before the door closes and than all we see is black..

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Ralphus, turn on the damn light would you. I can't even see the shimmering of my brand new belt. [ Silence ] Ralphus, where in the hell did you go?! This isn't the time for Games like Hide and Go Seek, or Find The Fat Man.. "

Jeri-Tron 2004: For a while nobody speaks, not even Chris Jericho and we're still left in the dark as some noises can be heard, people and items falling on the ground as Jericho and Ralphus struggle to find the light switch.

Pleasantly Plump -} Ralphus: " I Found it Chris.. "

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Well what are you waiting for Junior?! "

Jeri-Tron 2004: Flick!.. all the sudden the light turns on and Ralphus can be seen on the opposite side of the room, a path of knocked over tables, chairs, and other various items obviously knocked over in his wake. He gives Chris a thumbs up who Ironically ended up with his back turned.. and behind him, well it's the Booth that many important political figures have stood behind when they are being interviewed by the press. Jericho turns around and nods his head grinning from ear to ear as he places his hands on the podium and looks out beyond the podium and scans the rooms with his eyes as if there were actually more people than just Ralphus and The Camera Crew inside.

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Michaels, you want to hide behind your friend Triple H's Shadow.. you want to walk into The NWA:TNA and think that you're the best that this business has to offer when you're most definately not. No you're not Michaels because you see, I'M THE BEST that this business has to offer, I've proved time and time again that their isn't anyone better While you sat at home mending your injuries for who knows.. who cares how long. I was still kicking ass and surpassing even you Michaels, Oh Yeah. Because you see Shawn, You picked the wrong person to pick a fight with.. you were actually stupid enough to think that you can compete With The NWA:TNA's PREMIER ATHLETE.. I'm A Huge Superstar Michaels, and you're nothing but Fraud, a Fake, a Washed up Bum who still thinks he has what it takes to get the job done against guys that are half his age. Well Newsflash Michaels, I'm going to make you wish you were never born you stupid Son of a Bitch!.. I'm going to put out half of D-Generation X-Lax EARLY.. You See this United States Title Michaels, do you? [ He Holds The U.S. Belt Up In Plain View ] Take a good hard look at it Junior because You'll never have this.. or any other Championship in this Federation so long as I'm here. Because people buy tickets and sit at home watching Xplosion! on their televisions to see me Michaels.. they don't give a damn about you. And as Your Champion, I am pronouncing that the State of Texas and each and every redneck living within, "AITCH - BEE - KAY" Shawn Michaels included.. are no longer citizens of These United States and are therefor Illegal Immigrants from this day on.. and Michaels, believe me when I say that after this Saturday Night in this No Disqualification Match.. it wont matter what Nationality you are, or what Country you Live in because I'm coming to get you Michaels, I'm going to put you out and give Triple H a little preview of things to come when him and I finally face for a shot at The World Heavyweight Title. Oh yeah, I'll be the man to take out both members of this newly formed Joke and than all my Jerichoholics will celebrate as I am proclaimed not only The King of The Untied States, Not only The King of The World but also.. "

[| y-2-j |] Chris Jericho begins to laugh uncontrollably as Ralphus joins in for the hell of it. Has Chris Jericho let this United States Title win drive him completely overboard? You'd think he was actually an American, but he's not! He's a Damn Canadian and he's acting like he's the New American Ambassador for The NWA:TNA. Can anyone stop this madman? Can The Heartbreak Kid Survive this No Disqualification Match? We Know Jericho can from last weeks match he was in, will this be any different. Find out Saturday Night on Xplosion!.. Scene Fades.. [| y-2-j |]

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