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Scene: Undisclosed Location | Richmond, Virginia
Time: Friday, 1.3.04 - 6:47 PM
Next Match: @ xplosion! Vs. Randy Orton [Y2-JAIL Match for The U.S. Title][| y-2-j |] IT'S THE YEAR 2004... and The NWA:TNA is Bringing in The New Year with a massive card lineup that will take place this weekend.. Saturday Night to be exact and people from all over the state of Virginia are stopping by the Richmond Coliseum to bare witness to the new name upon the wrestling empire. The NWA:TNA is going on its Fourth week in full force, in your face action and is just a few short weeks away from its very first Pay Per View. Properly Entitled: NEW YEARS EVIL.. But with that on the horizon The NWA looks to crown its first ever United States Champion in either 'The Future' Randy Orton, Or 'The King of The World' Chris Jericho. But this massine Main Event matchup is no ordinary match, oh no. This match will take place on Chris Jerichos terms and will be, hands down.. the oddest stipulation matchup that The NWA:TNA has yet to see. With Kiss My Ass Matches, Broken Mirror Matches, and all kinds of others stipulations going on in The NWA:TNA, Y2-JAIL may very well be up there as one of the wildest, craziest, most brutal matches of all. Atleast that's what Chris Jericho is hoping for.. Chris Jericho is looking to not only take home some brand spanking new NWA:TNA Gold, but he's also looking to embarass this NWA Superstar that everyones looks to be the so-called "Future". Who does Randy Orton thinking he is Waltzing on into Chris Jerichos spotlight? He damn near killed Randy Orton in The Hell In a Cell Matchup last week.. god knows what will happen on this encounter and even god will turn his head to the violence that will unfold when these two Superstars are locked in that barbwire enthralled steel cage. One thing that is certian though.. one man will walk out The NEW NWA:TNA United States Champion, and although he may not be all in one piece he still will be the winner and the loser will realize that all his blood.. and all his sweat.. well, that it was all for nothing.. nothing except a false hope. [| y-2-j |] " United States of JERICHO.. "
Jeri-Tron 2004: The Scene Opens up in the empty parking lot of what looks to be the entrance to a warehouse type looking building. The Sun is just about gone and it is beginning to rain as the cameras remain still and set on that one location momentarily. After a few seconds of silence and relatively no action or movement at all a pair of lights can be seen slowly growing larger against the warehouse door and the sound of an automobile can be heard driving up and stopping just a few feet away from view. As it comes to a stop the door opposite the camera opens as an Umbrella can be seen but no faces or bodies, only two shadows can be seen entering the warehouse now and as the two shadows enter the warehouse our view changes from the outside to the inside.. where it's pitch black but the two shadows footsteps can be heard. Suddenly the lights flash on and we're given a shot of Ralphus's gut, the camera crew confused and lost amidst the darkness.
KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Ralphus we're here.. we have finally arrived. Not even Mother Nature can stop me from revealing what a true fraud that Randy Orton really is. For him to even think that he stands a chance against me is completely insane.. ludacris even. And no not the rapper because that son of a bitch couldn't even buy Randy Orton a Prayer in this Y2-JAIL Match even if he sold all of his teeth. "
Jeri-Tron 2004: The Camera zoom out and move up capturing both Ralphus and Chris Jericho standing next to the light switch in the medium sized warehouse with nothing in it but a rather big object in the corner with a black cloth draped over it. Chris and Ralphus begin walking towards the unknown object as Jericho begins to speak again.. always having something to say when the cameras are around.
KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Ah Yes, we have finally arrived Ralphus. And do you have any idea, any clue as to what I have hidden over here under this sheet? Do you have any idea what we are about to do. [ Ralphus goes to speak ] Don't answer that Junior it's a rhetorical question. I wasn't looking for an answer because quite frankly Ralphus, not even words could explain what we are about to do. We are about to make history.. we are on the verge of discovery and we will find out if Randy Ortons claims of being the supposed "Future" are true. Yes that's right Ralphus.. under this sheet lies a time machine that will take us to THE REAL Future.. the place where Randy Orton is probably flipping Burgers at McDonalds or laying on a corner somewhere bumming pennies and nickels from everyone that passes him by. "
Jeri-Tron 2004: Jericho pulls the sheet away from the object and a very odd looking door with buttons and lights and tons of switches is setup nicely up against the warehouse corner wall. Chris paces back and forth stroking his goatee as Ralphus looks on with amazement. His toothles mouth hanging open.
KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Close your mouth Ralphus or you'll be eating flies for Dinner. That and your breath is atrocious.. have a mint Junior and come along as we go to The Future where we will see just what Randy Orton will be up too, after I end his career for good.. I almost ended his career in The Hell In a Cell Match and the things I am going to do to Randy will make his past matches look like a trip to Chuckie Cheese. You remember the ball pits Ralphus and how you used to get stuck in the slides. "
Jeri-Tron 2004: Ralphus nods as Chris walks up to the door/time machine and lowers a little lever on the right side as some numbers start spinning up at the top of the door. Chris pushes a button and the numbers begin to slow down and than come to a stop at The Year 2020. The Door opens and a cloud of white mist, smoke, whatever you want to call it starts bellowing out as Ralphus takes a few steps back afraid to get any closer. Chris steps closer waving Ralphus to follow suit. Hesitantly he does so as the scene goes blank for a few seconds and than suddenly we're in a totally different location. An Alleyway to be exact.. looking down at a lone man digging in a dumpster for any scraps of food he can find. The Man reaches for something he's spotted but eventually falls in to retrieve it and comes out revealing his face to Chris and Ralphus who stand behind the fence looking down at him.
And.. It is Randy Orton!.. My god, somehow Chris Jericho and Ralphus have Ironically ended up in the very place Randy Orton seeks anything he can find for food. Randy sits against the dumpster tearing the bag in pieces to get to what's inside looking as if he hasn't had a decent meal in months.
KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " So this is what becomes of the supposed "FUTURE" Randy Orton. All that hype, all that BS leaded up to this.. a disgusting excuse for a man digging in a dumpster for one last scrap of food. If Randy Orton thinks that I wont do whatever it takes to become the absolute best that he is even stupider than I have even imagined. In being the absolute best Ralphus.. you must take no prisoners, you must make an example out of each and every Ass Clown that thinks he's better than you. Some people see Randy Orton and they see a hope.. a chance that maybe he is the next best thing. But It's my time damnit, it's my time to shine Againe Ralphus and this will be what the pathetic and worthless Randy Orton becomes after his United States Title Win dreams are shattered along with his face and every bone in his body.. "
Jeri-Tron 2004: All the sudden Chris Jerichos music starts blaring out of Chris's pants.. I mean, all the sudden Chris Jerichos cellphone rings and Chris and Ralphus hide behind the all as Randy Hears it and looks down the alleyway with caution. Chris looks down at his phone and sees the number on it.
KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " I'm Kind've Busy Steph.. "
[Stephanie McMahon Via Telephone] " I Know Chris but I just had to call you to warn you of something.. I've noticed that George Frankenstein has found a lot of interest in you lately, but Chris, you have to remember this is an important match you're in this Saturday. And she herself has an extremely important match, a 30 Minute Iron woman match. There can't be any distractions, for you or for her. "
KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Ah Steph, I'm completely flattered and touched that you would be so worried about me Babe but my name is CHRIS JERICHO.. and I am The Next United States Champion afterall. I think it's safe to say that I could walk into this Y2-JAIL Match of mine Blindfolded and still walk out unscratched, undisputed, and undefeated.. Don't you worry your pretty little head Junior, there's nothing to worry about when it comes to The King of The World and his Jerichoholics. Because when it comes down to it Stephanie, that's all that George Frankenstein really is.. another face in the crowd hoping to get a piece of the best thing in The NWA:TNA. "
[Stephanie McMahon Via Telephone] " Well i damn sure hope so, Chris. It's just that, I own the diva division and i know my divas very well. I'm just hoping that George isn't planning to come down to the ring to ' support ' you in any way. I'm worried that she may be a liability that's all. You're right though. Let's forget about her. But i'm glad you're optimistic about your match, Chris. Well, who am i kidding.. why wouldn't you be? Your everyone's favorite, including mine, to win. I have to say, Shane and i are rather impressed with the stipulations you thought up all my yourself. Very impressed.. and I'm sure this is just the beginning of it. If I remember anything from the past it was that you were one hell of an athlete and when you put your mind to something you achieved it. I always have liked that trait about you Chris.. "
Jeri-Tron 2004: Jericho leans his arm on Ralphus as some people walk by and he carries on talking with Stephanie now realizing she's not just going to hang up without getting a couple of things off her che.. mind.
KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Would you expect any less from a Living Legend? of course you and Shane are impressed with MWUAH Stephanie.. who wouldn't be impressed by my performance in The NWA:TNA as of late. Both inside and out of the ring I am better than any man that has signed a contract with this company thus far and I will continue that Living Legend that is yours truly, Chris Jericho.. when I completely embarass, destory, and DECIMATE Randy Orton in The Y2-JAIL this Saturday Night at Xplosion.. "
[Stephanie McMahon Via Telephone] " That you will, Chris. That you will. Poor Randy Orton will be history after you're through with him. The US title gold though.. once you capture it.. will that be enough for the Living Legend? Will that truely satisfy you, Chris? Or will you be interested in perhaps setting your goals higher in the future when the time comes around, say, when the world heavyweight title comes into play? "
KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Do you even have to ask Steph? Do you even have to second glance me and look into my eyes and see that I LIVE for The World Heavyweight Title. I Breath it and The United States Title will just be a little something to wet my appetitite before I catch the big fish.. before I reel in the big catch once and for all. After I capture The United States Title and lay claim to being not only the best Wrestler in The NWA:TNA, but also being the better looking wrestler.. much better looking than Randy Orton if I do say so myself. Once all the pieces of the puzzle fall into place the entire world, my home country of canada, these united states, hell.. even Osama Bin Laden hiding out in some cave in Iraq will know that I am the one.. the only.. KING OF THE WORLD.. "
[Stephanie McMahon Via Telephone] " Forgive me for even doubting anything about you, Chris. You are TRUELY a Superstar.. in my eyes, in the entire BUSINESS' eyes. And i'm sure once you deal with Randy Orton this coming Xplosion! he'll also start seeing things a lot differently. "
KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " He'll be seeing stars Steph, but no not the white starts of the American Flag placed nicely on MY Future United States Championship. But the stars you see when you got the K-RAP kicked out of you and you were taught a lesson that every single NWA:TNA Superstar will learn if they get in my way. And that is that you don't mess with The King of Bling Bling Junior, or you'll just end up like Cowboy Bob Orton. An absolute nobody that never really did anything in his entire wrestling career and is still a nothing now. Randy Orton will just be a shade of his father, forever in his shadow. In fact he's not even in his fathers Shadow.. atleast his Dad knew when to call it quits. Randy Orton actually thinks he stands a chance against me in MY Match.. this is my match Stephanie and I don't intend on letting some little snot nosed punk by the name of Randy Orton just waltz on in here and take what is so rightfully mine. "
[Stephanie McMahon Via Telephone] " Chris, as long as you're around in the NWA:TNA, Me and my Brother Shanes Company I'm not sure if there will ever be a Superstar as big as you. And as far as Randy Orton is concerned.. well lets just say Chris, that I HIGHLY doubt neither he NOR anyone else will be able to get their hands on ANYTHING that is rightfully yours. Oh, and I'm looking forward to your long title reigns here in the NWA:TNA too. Afterall, once you capture all these title belts, i'm sure you won't be letting any of them out of your grasp. Am i right? "
KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " You're damn right Steph, there isn't a soul that will be able to take anything from me once it is in my grasp, it's only a matter of time before I have both The United States Title and The World Heavyweight Title around this GORGEOUS waist of mine. You just tell your brother Shane to have a nameplate made for that World Title of mine because it's inevitable.. I WILL BE CHAMPION and no Ass Clown on The NWA:TNA Roster is even capable of coming close to stopping me. Not Randy Orton, Not Sid, NO ONE.. "
[Stephanie McMahon Via Telephone] " I'll let him know straight away, Chris. You don't worry about that at all. Now I'd love to talk for longer to the future MULTIPLE nwa:tna Champion.. but I have got some paperwork to finish here, and pathetic divas to deal with who just aren't working hard enough for this company like You are. I know that I didn't make a mistake realigning myself with you.. See you soon, Chris. "
KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Over and Out Junior.. "
[Stephanie McMahon Via Telephone] " Chris.. one last thing.. "
KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " .... "
[Stephanie McMahon Via Telephone] " Could we maybe stop calling me Junior.. Because when you start using it in reference to both me and your opponents it kind've makes me wonder.. "
KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Hey you're alright in my book Steph. but I've really got to get back to looking at The Future now so I'll talk to you Later.. See you at the Arena Saturday. "
[| y-2-j |] Chris and Ralphus watch on a little longer as it begins to rain in the current time .."The Future".. and Randy Orton scrambles to find shelter in anyplace humanly possible.. reminiscent to this Saturday Night at Xplosion.. where there will be NONE and Chris Jericho seeks to TAKE IT ALL.. [| y-2-j |]
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