Jeri-Tron 2004: Of all the places Chris Jericho could be right now.. of all the locations that he could be at, relaxing, kicking back, enjoying some off time during the Holiday Season.. Chris isn't doing that. Chris Jericho is a hard working, dedicated Superstar and he is already on task, gathering together all of the necessary appliances for this Y2-JAIL Match that we have heard so much about in the past few days. Jericho.. sporting some classy pants and a short sleeve T-Shirt with "Don't Be An ASSCLOWN" on it as well as some Sunglasses.. yes people he is wearing Sunglasses is inside because he can and his name is Chris Jericho..

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " I Don't think you know just who the hell I am you Sonuvabitch.. I'm Chris Jericho, THE BEST NWA:TNA Superstar that the business has to offer, and here you are standing here in front of me.. looking like a Jackass in that God Awful Orange T-Shirt! And you're telling me that you don't carry Barbwire here? You've got to be kidding me.. Tell me that you're not serious.. [ Jericho runs a finger over his nametag ] Ed.. Because I know that what you really want to tell me is that you have some in the back, and that you were just being lazy and that you don't want to go back there and get it for me. Now that wouldn't be the case now would it Junior?.. "

"Home Depot Employee" - Ed Ward: " I'm terribly sorry Sir but we have never carried Barbwire in our stores. You would have to go to an Army Surplus store or something for objects like that.. we have nothing but home appliances and tools here. If it's a fence you're looking for, we have fences near the back of the warehouse. "

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " No Barbwire huh?.. Well Alright than Ed, I'll believe you because you sound like you're an honest man. But if you're lying to me Ed you will be seeing this Gorgeous Face again.. but next time I wont be so nice. Now if you would just direct me in the direction of your Tables and Chairs and I'll be on my way and you can go back to fantasizing about different Colors of Paint or whatever it is you people do in here. "

Jeri-Tron 2004: Ed points in the direction towards one of the aisles as he is obviously not intending on saying another word for fear of Chris's response as Jericho heads in the direction of the aisle where Ralphus catches up with him pushing a cart along with some things in. It's apparent to us that Chris and Ralphus have already been busy shopping around as we see a bundled up steel mesh fencing in the cart, a couple staple guns, some paint and a half eaten candybar that has Ralphus' name on it. Ralphus pushes the cart trying to keep up with Chris as he cuts people off making his way to the aisle where the ladders are.

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Can you believe that Ralphus, they don't have any barbwire here in this sorry excuse for an everything appliance store. They're supposed to have everything you want in places like this.. if I want to buy a Cheeseburger and than go across the store and buy a Lawnmower than I should be able too.. and as god as my witness Ralphus, I will find some Barbwire before Saturday and this Y2-JAIL Match, MY.. Y2-JAIL Match, will go off without a hitch! Randy Orton will find out that he is WAY WAY WAAAAAY out of his League and that I.. Chris Jericho am The NWA:TNA's Biggest, and BRIGHTEST Star.. My Star shines like no other Ralphus my boy and Randy Orton will no longer be just another pretty face on The NWA:TNA Roster.. "

Jeri-Tron 2004: Jericho begins tossing some random things in the cart as Ralphus struggles to reach the candy bar at the bottom of the cart. Barbwire? Ladders? What the hell does Chris Jericho have in mind for this United States Title Match. And what does this mean for Poor Randy Orton?!..

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Randy Orton will experience the biggest beating he has ever felt and the only pretty face left In The NWA:TNA will be my Magnificent Mug. Because after I get through with Randy Orton, he wont be a pretty site, he'll be beaten and bloody, his face scarred from the harsh reality that is.. The Y2-JAIL.. Yes, but I'm sure that all of you Jerichoholics sitting on your couches and your recliners watching at home are just a tadbit curious of what the stipulations are to this highly anticipated match. Highly anticipated because this match will be the match that Chris Jericho.. that's me.. finally gets some recognition around The NWA:TNA. Saturday The Fourth of January will be a glorious day when the biggest prize yet, the highest ranked Title that The NWA:TNA Has to offer besides The World Title that I will win at New Years Evil.. That is.. the United States Championship. But I bet you're all just dying to find out why I have all this junk in my cart and just why The King of The World is at of all places.. The Home Depot.. Well I'll tell you all why.. the reason is because I want to get an early start for Xplosion!. While Randy Orton ponders the thought of if his Buddy Triple H is still on his side or not, I have taken it upon myself to do a little shopping. I have almost everything that I need for this match and the only thing to do now is make it perfectly clear to everyone watching.. just what Y2-JAIL is all about.. "

Jeri-Tron 2004: Jericho and Ralphus finally arrive at where the ladders are located in the store and Chris grabs a Ladder and attempts to put it in the cart, someway, somehow.. but it just isn't happening. So Chris places the ladder ontop of the shopping cart instead of inside of it as it hangs out over the edges knocking things down as him and Ralphus continue on their shopping spree and Jericho pulls a piece of paper out from his back pocket and starts checking things off as they go.

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Steel Fence.. Ladder.. Chairs.. all we need now Ralphus is that damn Barbwire and a couple of tables that will be set for one this Saturday Night. That one being that Jackass Randy Orton who claims to be "The Future". How long can one guy possibly be "The Future" of this business.. There has got to be a point and time where someone says.. Okay Randy, your time is up now and you're no longer The Future like you claim to be.. and that man will be me Ralphus, ME!.. What the hell has Randy done that even merits him the right to call himself such a name? What has young Randy done that makes him even stand a rats ass chance in hell of beating yours truly, "Y2J" Chris Jericho.. huh? Nothing! Zero, Zilch, Nada, Diddly Squat Junior.. I see Randys Future, oh yeah Ralphus. It's not as bright and bold as he always claims it to be though, oh no.. I see it loud and clear right before my very own eyes.. Randy Orton is going to get murdered and mutilated beyond recognition this Saturday Night in MYYYY.. Y2-JAIL Match and he will never.. EEEEHVER Be The Same.. Againe.. Mark my Words Ralphus. "

Jeri-Tron 2004: Ralphus starts patting himself down and searching frantically for something in his pockets. Chris doesn't realize it at first but than turns his attention back towards his fat friend and gives him an awkward look.

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Ralphus, what the hell are you doing Junior? We don't have all day now man.. come on now, chop chop. Don't just stand there like an idiot.. we have some shopping to do and I have to meet Stephanie at the airport in almost an hour. We mustn't waist any time. "

Pleasantly Plump -] Ralphus: " Well you told me to Mark your words Chris.. I was just trying to find me a pen.. "

Jeri-Tron 2004: Jericho Shakes his head letting out a breath of air.

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " It's a figure of speech you Jackass.. you know "Cat Got Your Tongue", "Don't Bite The Hand that feeds you" that type of thing.. Pay attention a little more Ralphus.. "

Pleasantly Plump -] Ralphus: " I Don't like Cats.. they make me sneeze. "

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Well good thing we didn't go over to Petsmart or you'd be sneezing your bald little peanut head off. [ Jericho Laughs ] But that reminds me.. don't let me forget Ralphus, we still have to go across the parking lot to Toys R' Us and buy Randy Orton a Fake, Immitation United States Title because that will be the closest he ever gets to holding any Championship. Randy Orton thinks he has what it takes to get in the ring with The King of Bling Bling!.. Randy must've hit his head pretty hard when I powerbombed him straight to hell through that steel cage. It must have made him retarded from that day on, because if little Randy Orton thinks that he has what it takes to go toe to toe with THE BEST NWA:TNA Superstar that the roster has to offer, well lets just say Ralphus that he will be in for a very Unpleasant Surprise.. because this Saturday Night Ralphus, The World will bare witness to one of the most brutal, bloody, and barbaric matches that has ever taken place. In one corner will be that Jerky Randy Orton.. in the other corner will be The Larger Than Life, Living Legend Chris Jericho. Surrounding us will be a fifteen foot steel cage.. but this is no ordinary cage oh no. This cage will be covered with barbwire, as will the ropes and turnbuckles. There will be no pinfalls, only submissions as well as Last Man Standing rules that will apply. And when the guest referee raises my hand in victory, Randy Orton will know what "The Future" has had in store for him all along. A one way trip to the X-Division for Randy Orton once I'm finished with him and I am crowned The NEW United States Champion. Randy You Future is going to have a head on collision with the.. "

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Oh and on last thing Randy.. not only will Ralphus here be the special guest ringside Enforcer. But Stephanie McMahon will be my appointed Special Guest Referee.. now get these damn cameras out of my face, I think you've had your fair share of Rock-stardom today. "

[| y-2-j |] Chris fixes his sunglasses making sure they're on correctly and walks off as the camera crew just stands there, wondering the same thing as all of us. How the hell can Randy Orton win a match with such a stockpile of odds against him? Chris Jericho is Insane and this Y2-JAIL Match is going to be complete chaos!.. [| y-2-j |]