Jeri-Tron 2003: The Scene is that of a road believed to be right outside the city of Charlotte, North Carolina.. the exact place where NWA:TNA's Second Xplosion! Event will take place. Anyways, just as we've takin' in all of the surrounding scenery a limo comes driving around the corner and comes to a stop on the side of the road. You'd think this would be the last place you would see a limo stopping right in the middle of a National Forest but as the door swings open and Chris Jericho steps out it all starts making a little more sense. Arms extended out into the air and head high up as he takes in the fresh forrest air Chris Jericho has arrived.

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Ahhhh... the fresh air of Charlotte, North Carolina... but it still lacks the air quality of that wich we have back home in Canada. Even the air sucks in this damn place. It's not bad enough that I have to sit in a limo for an hour smelling a mixture of Ralphus and Stephanie McMahons perfume. Hurry it on up Ralphus and get out, we don't have all day. I want to get this done and over with before it gets dark.. that's when all the looneys come out in Charlotte. But are you sure you don't want to come Stephanie? This is going to be an experience of a lifetime I promise you. "

Jeri-Tron 2003: Ralphus steps out of the limo with his own camera in hand as if we weren't already confused enough as to what the hell is going on and the Limo Door shuts but the window slowly rolls down as Stephanie McMahon peeks her head out at Ralphus and Jericho as they stand on the side of the road.

Billion $ Boss ~} Stephanie McMahon: " You know I'd love to Chris But I've got alot of Important Business to do back at my Hotel Room and I think it be better off if I didn't come along. Besides, I'd probably just slow you two down.. Good Luck though. We'll be back here at this spot in a couple of hours to pick you up. "

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Oh right, Important Business.. well you go on and do what you Business People do. Ralphus and I will begin our hunt for the elusive Jungle Earl and I'll be even more famous than I already am right now.. if that's at all possible. Just make sure that that Ass Clown up there is here on time. [ Jericho Points in The Limo Drivers Direction ] You Hear me Ass Clown? Don't be Late or you'll be what Ralphus eats for Dinner and Craps out for Breakfast you son of a Bitch. "

Jeri-Tron 2003: The Limo Driver does nothing as it's clearly noticeable that the piece of glass in beetween The Drivers and Passenegrs Compartment is up and he may not have even heard Jericho. Either way Stephanie smiles at Chris and rolls the window up as The Limo Drives off and Jericho picks up his pack pulling the strap over one of his shoulders and looks over at Ralphus who isn't too familiar with the camera obviously since it's strapped onto his hand backwards as well as upside down. Jericho nods in dissaproval.

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Ralphus I thought I told you to be damn well ready and prepared before we came out here Tonight. It's a Jungle Out there Ralphus, it'll eat you alive before you even realize you've been eaten. We're going out there not because we are here to cleanse this place of Jungle Earl. The Old Monster that Haunts these woods every night. No, we are going out there to prove that Jungle GIRL is nothing but a Sham.. a Fraud, a Damn Phoney. We are going to prove that even when everyone thinks Jungle Girl is tough and has the strength of a man she still can't beat Chris Jericho because Chris Jericho is going tot ake out the myth that is Jungle Girl, shortly after he catches Jungle Earl! Both will realize that Chris Jericho is the real deal and that no one, Not a Man, Women nor Toddler can stop me Baby. I'm RED HOT! Quick, put me out Ralphus I'm on Fire! "

Jeri-Tron 2003: Ralphus starts looking around for some water but can't seem to find any so he gives up on that short lived search when suddenly our view of Chris and Ralphus on the side of the road changes. Now we're seeing complete darkness.. ? Now what's going on..

Pleasantly Plump -] Ralphus: " Hey Chris, it sure did get dark real fast.. are you sure you want to go out there like this.. I can't see a thing.. "

Jeri-Tron 2003: A Loud Smacking sound is heard as Chris Jericho flips the lens off the camera and turns it around properly in Ralphus' hand adjusting the straps and getting quite frustrated with Ralphus.

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Ralphus what the hell is wrong with you?! You had the camera lens on the entire time you Moron. Of course we're going out there.. we are going to hunt down and capture Jungle Earl, how many times do I have to tell you that. And we're not going to be seeing it from those stupid NWA Cameras either.. it's going to be Via Ralphus's sweaty hand as he records another act of greatness thanks to your Hero, Chris Jericho. "

Pleasantly Plump -] Ralphus: " Why do they call him Jungle Earl? I thought this was a Forest.. "

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Did I bring you out here with me to ask questions Ralphus? It doesn't matter what his name is.. if his name was Ronald McDonald he'd still meet his maker.. that being ME Chris Jericho. Since when did you start pretending to be smart? Just keep your mouth shut, hold the camera up straight and just enjoy the ride Ralphus because after Tonight you're going to be famous. And me.. well I'll still be Chris Jericho but at MEGA-STAR Status Junior. I put Justin Credible on the shelf and sent him to the hospital and I'll show no pity on Jungle Girl Ralphus. She had the Jungle Bells to challenge me, well she's going to get Chris Jericho. oh Yeah she's going to get Chris Jericho alright, she's going to get Chris Jericho sending her back to fighting other Divas where she belongs. She wont want to fight any more NWA Superstars after I'm done with her Junior, I guarantee it. "

Jeri-Tron 2003: Chris Jericho and Ralphus make their way deeper into the forest as Ralphus strggles to keep up with Chris most of the time and Jericho will pause momentarily to let him catch up than start walking again. Jericho pulls a compass out of his pocket and acts as if he knows where he's going talking as he goes.

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " So my sources tell me that Jungle Earl lives in a Cave just one Mile off the Highway. This way Ralphus, this is the way to your Fifteen Minutes of Fame. Because we both know it will be my beautiful face on that NWA Website showing me towering over Jungle Girl right after she taps out and realizes you can't beat Y-2-J in The N-W-A.. Do you hear me Ralphus?.. [ Jericho Pauses ] Ralphus?! "

Jeri-Tron 2003: Chris turns around just in time to see Ralphus has stumble over a Log tripping him and causing him to fall to the ground. Chris walks over to Ralphus and helps him up patting him off.

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Come on now Man, get a hold of yourself. I told you this place would eat you alive if you're not careful. Stay close behind me Ralphus and you'll be safe. We're almost there. "

Pleasantly Plump -] Ralphus: " Thanks Chris I don't know what I'd do without you.. "

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Yeah well don't start getting all Lovey Dovey with me Ralphus. I'm not here in this Forest hunting down one of the Wildest and Most Dangerous Animals and you're trying to ask me out on a date Ralphus? Is that what you're doing? Well get in line Junior because there's plenty of Ladies that would like to eat out.. with Chris Jericho if you catch my drift. But that's not all Junior oh no.. not only that, once I win that NWA:TNA World Heavyweight Title I'll have to beat them off of me with a Fly Swatter and wear Chick Repellent just to get them to stay away from me within a Miles Radius. They'll call me The Wild Animal Tamer.. The Savior of Charlotte.. Sir Jericho The Brave Esquire The Third. Has a nice ring to it don't it? I can hear them now.. screaming my name.. Jericho.. Jericho. And I'll raise the NWA World Title up in the sky for just one brief second and than put it around my GORGEOUS waist so in order to even catch a glimpse at my World Title you'll have to check out my awesome physique as well Ralphus, isn't that just something to make your mouth water? [ Again Jericho Pauses ] God Damnit Ralphus I thought I told you to keep close to me and there wont be a problem.. "

Jeri-Tron 2003: Jericho turns around expecting to see Ralphus sprawled out on the Forest Floor again after stumbling over yet another Log but much to his Surprise Ralphus is standing.. and with a Human Being on his back who must've jumped onto him from a tree or something and is now trying to choke him to death. But Ralphus will have none of it, his fat neck proves to hard to break for the attacker and Ralphus tosses whatever or whoever this person is onto the ground and than Lands ontop of him with a Body Splash. The Assalient lets out a grunt as the winds knocked out of him and a couble of Ribs are probably snapped. Jericho pounce sontop of the fallen attacker and begins slapping him repeatively.

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " You Stupid Son of a Bitch, you think you can hide from Chris Jericho? You think you're better than me Junior? You think that you can just hop out of your damn Tree House and attack us. Well you've come across the wrong guy Buddy because I wont be takin' lightly by some Freak of Nature.. Good Job Ralphus we've caught Jungle Earl. "

Jeri-Tron 2003: The Camera is pointed at the fallen.. man who just looks to be your everyday bum with leaves and vines taped to his head. What kind of sick Joke is this? This is Jungle Earl? You've got to be kidding me..

Some Bum = Jungle Earl: " Please I didn't mean any harm I thought you were some punk kids or something.. please don't hurt me! "

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Kids? Does Ralphus over there look like a damn Kid to you Moron? Does he look like he could even fit into an Extra Large Diaper? No, I don't think so. I'm tired of your excuses and I'm sick of looking at your face. Bag him Ralphus and lets get the hell out of this place. "

Some Bum = Jungle Earl: " What?! NO! That wasn't part of the deal!.. you said you were going to pay me to dress up and tape this stupid stuff to my head. Come on man I need them oney or I wont eat tonight. "

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " On Second thought Ralphus we wont be bagging this guy.. "

Some Bum = Jungle Earl: " Oh thank you Mister.. "

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " No Ralphus we wont be bagging this man because instead I am going to send a message to Jungle Girl via this piece of trash laying before us. Ralphus, when you look at this man what do you see? Do you see a Bum that we picked up in front of the Arena or do you see an exact Replica of that pathetic supposed "Diva" Jungle Girl, whom if I had it my way wouldn't even have been given' an NWA:TNA Contract. Yeah that's what I see Ralphus, I see a sorry excuse for a Wrestler and a No-Good UnTalented piece of Crap who is going to have a one way ticket to the Hospital just like Justin Credible got last week. I'm The King of The World Damnit! "

[| y-2-j |] All of the sudden Jericho grabs the man by his legs and puts him in The Walls of Jericho right there in the middle of the forest as Ralphus tapes it all. Jericho Cranks Back as far as he can go dropping his knee ontop of the mans head as he truly does believe it's Jungle Girl. Chris Jericho is sick and payed this man to put on a show and now he's visciously attacking him out in the middle of the forest, and taping it! The Scene fades out as we're left Confused and Concerned as to what will happen this Monday Night when XPlosion! takes place. [| y-2-j |]