KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " A Match with Jungle Girl? You're telling me that you're putting me in an Inter-Gender Match for my second match here in The NWA:TNA, against Jungle Girl Stephanie? Do you have any idea what that will do to my Career?!.. Well do you?! "

Billion $ Boss ~} Stephanie McMahon: " Yes I am Chris, I'm perfectly aware that if you were to lose this could undermine any plans that you and I have had before this company even started. But don't worry about that right now Chris I know you'll do just fine, everything will be fine. I'll see to it myself.. "

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Fine? Fine?.. Fine is an understatement Steph, a HUGE understatement. You see because Steph, quite frankly I'm not afraid of Jungle Girl.. Chris Jericho isn't afraid of any man or beast, or anything in beetween! What the hell is there to be afraid of besides her Fleas and that god-Awful Smell that she emits whenever you get close to her.. or should I say IT. "

Billion $ Boss ~} Stephanie McMahon: " You know Chris, for a girl that just came from Living out in The Amazon Rainforest she really didn't look that bad really.. "

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Oh of course not Steph, she's only the ugliest thing walking on Gods Green Earth. Could she even walk upright? She was hunched over like The Hunchback of Notre Damme. And you think I'm going to lose to a Wild Animal the likes of Jungle Girl? I'll show no mercy on Jungle Girl just like I showed no mercy last week against Justin Credible. They didn't use to call The Walls Of Jericho The LION TAMER for nothing toots. I'll tame that wild beast and continue on that road to NWA:TNA World Heavyweight Gold Stephy Baby, as planned. So Don't you worry your pretty little face, Chris Jericho is going to the top and beyond Baby, and there isn't a man.. or women Alive that can stop me!.. But let me ask you Steph.. does Jungle Girl have a smile like this?.. [ Jericho Grins ] Huh? Does She? Does she have a full set of Pearly Whites like I do? I think not Junior.. even Ralphus wishes he had a set of bad boys like these in his mouth, isn't that right Ralphus. "

Jeri-Tron 2003: Both Chris and Stephanie look over at Ralphus who is indulging himself with some Chocolate Ice Cream, more of it making its way onto his "JERICHO'S PERSONAL SECURITY" more so than into his mouth. Ralphus gives them a Smile and a Messy Thumbs Up as he returns to his Ice Cream and Stephanie gives him a look of disgust and Jericho just continues smiling in Ralphus' direction.

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " He's great isn't he Steph? I mean it's just like old times.. Me and You, You and Me, Partners again. And Ralphus, we can't forget Ralphus who was there for me back in WCW when I was the greatest Cruiserweight Champion Ever if I might add. And now I see The NWA as a Blank Canvas and I am The Artist, Brush in Hand I will create The Masterpiece that is me becoming World Heavyweight Champion and being the best there is because that is what I am here to do, Complete Annihialation of each and every meaningless little prat that walks in my path. Justin Credible did it and look what he got for his troubles.. he's sitting in the hospital with a damn near Broken Back and he'll never return to this Company Againe I tell you right now Steph. That son of a Bitch is gone.. and that's just the beginning of it all.. oh yes I can see it now, it's so close I can taste it.. it's getting closer and will be closer not too long after I make that JUNGLE JACKASS TAP!.. "

Billion $ Boss ~} Stephanie McMahon: " That's great that you're so confident Chris, not all Superstars have what you have. I always knew you we're something special even though we haven't seen eye to eye I see the beginnings of a beautiful partnership. And this Monday Night on Xplosion! you are going to show the entire World just how serious you are when it comes to taking care of business. "

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Aint it the truth Steph? Only a couple of weeks after signing on the dotted line of that NWA Contract I have an opportunity to embarass one Diva in particular. Because I'm sick and tired of hearing about how well the Divas are doing here in The NWA Stephanie. I'm sick and tired of the spotlight always being stolen from me. It's happened before but I have vowed for it never to happen Againe. I mean it Steph, whatever Son of a Bitch wants to step in my way I wont hesitate to take them out. I Don't care who it is, they wont take my World Heavyweight Title from me. I will not, cannot allow it.. "

Billion $ Boss ~} Stephanie McMahon: " Well I'm sure you're opportunity will come up soon enough Chris but right now we've got to focus on your match next week. My Brother Shane wants to pick Chris Benoit out of the bunch and make it like he's got the better Judgement of wich Superstar he thinks is best. Well we're going to show him wich McMahon has the better decision making skills. Because I know when I picked you Chris Jericho.. I picked a winner. "

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " It can be any Jackass from the NWA roster and he still wouldn't amount to my Greatness.. my Starpower, My FINESSE. But Focus Steph? Focus on what?, You think I can't beat that Greasy Haired Gorilla? I already had a chat with the Big, Bad, Jungle Girl and I wasn't impressed in the slightest. I wanted to give her a bath more than I wanted to fight her she smellt so bad and was filthy. But I'm not one to back down from a challenge Stephanie, no.. not Chris Jericho. She wants to challenge me to a match than LA-DEE-DA I'm going to enjoy each and every minute of making Jungle Girls Life here in The NWA, a LIVING HELL. And when I'm done with her I'll be cementing my foot in The Hall of Fame Walkway of The NWA as the first man to brutally humiliate an NWA Diva in front of your very own eyes.. I'll show that no good peice of Trash that The NWA is Jerichos Jungle Baby, The Ring is my hunting grounds and it just isn't safe for the likes of Jungle Girl to be crawling around here anymore. She wont have to crawl after this Monday Night on Xplosion! because I'll be putting her on a stretcher and sending her to the hospital, just like Justin Assclown last week. Just like the same would have happened if that big, tall and ugly Australian Nathan Jones hadn't walked out on our match last week. He too would've fell to The Walls of Jericho Steph. But the fact of the matter is that this process will continue to make a perfect circle repeating itself on and on as more and more Juniors are stackpiled behind the path I make to The World Heavyweight Title. "

Jeri-Tron 2003: Jericho spins around in the leather recliner positioned behind Stephanies desk where she sits comfortably ontop, legs crossed and hands placed ontop of the desk as she positions her Christmas hat correctly for a minute and Chris sits thinking to himself but not for too long. This must have been the scene in Stephanies Office shortly after Chris Jericho had defeated Justin Credible in his first match here in the NWA:TNA.

Pleasantly Plump -] Ralphus: " Chris, can we go now? I'm all out of Ice Cream and I'm getting hungry again. "

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " You're always hungry you Jallopified Jackass! When is their not a time when you want to eat?.. But now that you mention it I'm a bit hungry myself Ralphus. Lets paint the town red and find ourselves something to eat. What'ya say Steph, you comn' along? "

Billion $ Boss ~} Stephanie McMahon: " You know Chris I would love too but I've got all this paperwork to do, new contracts and all of that and I really don't have time. But I'll see you guys at the arena in Charllote Monday Night. "

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Fine, Fine.. your loss Babe because Ralphus and I are going to have a blast. And as far as Charlotte North Carolina goes.. they'll be getting a fair dose of Y-2-J soon enough. Lets go Ralphus my boy, our Larger Than Life Limo awaits us!.. "

Jeri-Tron 2003: Chris Jericho stands up out of the chair and smiles at Stephanie as both him and Ralphus make their exit out of her office and the NWA:TNA Camera Crew follows suit. But just as Jericho and Ralphus start walking in the direction of the underground parking lot Chris Benoit, The Crippler himself comes around the corner and the two red-hot Canadian Superstars butt heads for the first time in this company.

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Well Well Well.. if it isn't 'The Rabid Wolverine', 'The Canadian Crippler' himself.. Chris Benoit, How's it goin' Chris? Are you lost? I think that Shane McMahons office is down the hall a couple of steps.. [ Jericho Points ] That - a - way Junior. "

The Crippler - Chris Benoit: " No actually CHRIS.. I'm not lost and I know exactly where it is that I'm going. I'm going to talk to Stephanie McMahon about some things that really are none of yer' concern. No now that I think about it.. they DEFINATELY are none of yer' concern Jericho. So you can either get out of my way or I can see to it right now, that you're outt've my way.. PERMANENTLY. "

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " Whoa hold the phone just a minute Junior I'm not here to fight.. Well I was just about an hour ago when I completely destroyed Justin Credible but that's besides the point Benoit. You're so Hostile all the time Benoit, Lighten Up Man.. I think you need to get laid or something. Ralphus and I are off to get a bite to eat and have a night on the town, maybe you should think twice next time you're so opnely rude to someone. Maybe we would have invited you. But to be serious now Benoit, I'm sure that Stephanie McMahon isn't looking forward to any talks with you.. What could it possibly be about? "

The Crippler - Chris Benoit: " That would be none of Yer' business Jericho. My business is my own and I definately don't see any reason to tell the likes of you what it is.. no reason at all. So if you'll excuse me I've got to be going now and I'd rather not spend the rest of my time here at the arena talking with the likes of you Chris Jericho. "

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " oh yes of course, nice seeing you again Chris. You look great.. Hopefully we can catch up on old times sometime eh Junior? Perhaps you and Ralphus can have a race to see who can count the most teeth in their mouth in under Ten seconds. Au Revoir my Canadian Friend, we'll be seeing you.. "

Jeri-Tron 2003: Jericho can't help but laugh as a smile forms across his face from ear to ear and he watches Chris Benoit walk down the hallway. Ralphus just stands there looking confused as always as to what just happened as Chris Benoit and Chris Jericho part ways and Jericho and Ralphus make their way towards the underground parking lot where Jerichos Limo awaits his arrival.

Scene: Arena Underground Parking Lot
Time: 12:11 PM

Jeri-Tron 2003: As Chris Jericho and his Personal Security Guard Ralphus finally make their way to the parking lot they're sadly disapointed as there doesn't look to be any Limos waiting for them.. at all. Chris is furious as you can see his face beginning to turn red and he starts breathing heavily. Ralphus is fearing for his life as he covers his eyes with his hands knowing damn well that Jericho is about to snap.

KING OF THE UNIVERSE -> Chris Jericho: " What has this world come to, when you can't even rely on your very own Limo Driver to be places.. ON TIME. Can't anyone in this god frosaken hell hole of a State do anything right? First The Airport Loses my Luggage, now The Limo Driver is LATE? I would expect better from you people. It's definately going down in the book of Jericho that North Carolina most definately SUCKS! "

Jeri-Tron 2003: All the sudden a Hummer/Limo (You know you've seen um around) comes screeching around the corner and pulls up right in front of Chris and Ralphus. There's a moment of silence for about Five seconds as Jericho regains his composure and out from the sunroof comes NWA:TNA Superstar, CHRISTIAN! Christian is sporting some Totally Cool Shades as he pulls them up resting them on the top of his head and looks down at Chris.

THE KING OF COOL -! Christian: " Hey Whatsup C-MAN? You look like you need a Ride and I think I definately got The Wheels to Strike your Appeal. Check out this bad boy I got driving me to Charlotte. You comn' or not Chris? Oh Yeah.. Bring Homeboy over there too. "

[| y-2-j |] Christian points over at Ralphus as both he and Chris opens up the doors to this fit for a TWO Kings Ride. Lita is seated next to Christian as he hops back down into his seat and hand Jericho a Bottle of Champagne. The Party is just getting started as The Camera Crew gets left in the dust. Jericho closes the doors and The Hummer/Limo.. we'll call it a Hummo takes off and a confident Chris Jericho heads to Charlotte. [| y-2-j |]