'KING OF THE UNIVERSE' -> Chris Jericho: " OH CUT THE CRAP ALREADY JUNIOR.. I've heard enough of your senseless yapping, it's starting to give me a migraine. You keep going on and on about how promising that this [ Jericho Raises His arms Emphasizing the Situation ] "NEW FACE UPON THE WRESTLING WORLD!" is.. And how each and every Superstar, including myself.. The LARGER THAN LIFE, LIVING LEGEND on down to Little Zach Gowen with the plastic prostetic Leg, will all get an equal opportunity. Well that's all fine and dandy randy but it really wont matter one bit because Chris Jericho has arrived and NO ONE, and I mean NO ONE.. stands a chance Baby. "

Jeri-Tron 2003: Chris is interupted by none other than his old "Personal Bodyguard" from back in the WCW Days when he held the Cruiserweight Championship. Ralphus has a worried look on his face, and potato chip stains on his shirt as he taps on Chris's shoulder attempting to get his attention any way he can.

Pleasantly Plump -] Ralphus: " Chris, I don't see your bags.. do you think they got lost on the way here or something? Maybe we should go ask Lost and Found. "

'KING OF THE UNIVERSE' -> Chris Jericho: " Do I think they got Lost? Of course not you idiot, they wouldn't dare lose track of such an important persons bags such as myself. Go around to the other side and look why don't you, I'm busy can't you see that? I've got to formally introduce myself to all of my new NWA-TNA Jerichoholics and you're fat gut is in the way so go make yourself useful wont you. "

Pleasantly Plump -] Ralphus: " But Chris.. "

'KING OF THE UNIVERSE' -> Chris Jericho: " But Nothing Junior, hurry up and don't come back until you find my bags. Go On! Make it Snappy so we can get the hell out of this place. The Sooner I beat that bald headed son of a bitch Justine Credible and the sooner we get out of North Carolina the better. Why Stephanie and Shane McMahon decided to have their first event in this hell hole is beyond me. I mean look at this place, it reeks of commoners and foreigners alike and I can't stand to be here another minute so Hurry on up Ralphus. "

Jeri-Tron 2003: Ralphus walks off to find Jerichos' bags as Chris seems to be contemplating something to himself inside his head. The Camera remains still as we're given a vague view of the baggiage claim area behind Y2J where Chris Jericho and Ralphus have found themselves searching. Chris Jericho stroaks his goatee and than continues, finally regaining his train of thought.

'KING OF THE UNIVERSE' -> Chris Jericho: " Now where was I?.. oh yes.. The NWA.. you see it's simple really, to all of you out there in TV Land that will be watching this Monday Night when a new name is introduced to the Wrestling World I want you to remember these words.. remember what I told you because the words spoken by myself Chris Jericho are to be takin' VERY seriously.. do you hear me? Because no one else in this god forsaken business has any value, or any worth to their words. Listen to me when I tell you that I made History the last time that A McMahon bought out another Wrestling Franchise when I became the FIRST EVER, Undisputed Champion. No man in the World besides myself can stake his name upon that claim and that is exactly why you must listen. I Became The First Ever Undisputed Champion at Vengeance Back in The WWE beating two men in one single night and The NWA-TNA will be no different. I will yet again rise above the rest, raise my hand high and grab onto what is so rightfully mine againe. "

Jeri-Tron 2003: Ralphus Returns to where Jericho is standing, Sweating and out of breath and not one bag of luggage in his hand. Jericho Lowers the sunglasses he was wearing and looks down at Ralphus who's got his hands rested on his knees and is slunched over attempting to regain his breath.

'KING OF THE UNIVERSE' -> Chris Jericho: " What in the Hell happened to you? You look like you just Ran a Marathon or took a bath in Dog Saliva. And where the hell are my bags? I thought I told you not to come back until you found my bags! I Didn't bring you with me back to NWA to slack off on the first day of work Ralphus come on man, pick up the pace. "

Pleasantly Plump -] Ralphus: " All the bags are gone Chris, everyones already gotten all of theirs. Yours are no where to be found.. I really think we should check the lost and found now. "

'KING OF THE UNIVERSE' -> Chris Jericho: " Lost and Found? There is no Lost and Found Ralphus you Ignorant Bafoon, the peasants that work for this Airport obviously aren't doing there job correctly and have misplaced their most important passengers bags. But you know what they say.. If you want something done, do it yourself Junior. Out've my way Ralphus, someone has got some explaining to do and if I don't get answers than someone is going to see a very pissed off Living Legend and it wont be pretty. "

Pleasantly Plump -] Ralphus: " What isn't pretty Chris? "

'KING OF THE UNIVERSE' -> Chris Jericho: " That god awful job the Dentist did on your teeth, good god Ralphus you look as if you just had a serious make-out session with a blender. No.. but seriously Junior.. I'm speaking of this low rate Airport that has gone and misplaced all of my expensive shirts and pants and will be replacing each and every one of them unless they find my bags, pronto Squanto. Did you think I was referring to me when I used the word ugly? Oh god no Ralphus, everyone knows that I, Chris Jericho.. am the Sexiest Man ALIVE! And that even the Richest Man here in North Carolina couldn't buy these looks, because they're PRICELESS. . Just like each and every peice of irreplaceable, authentic, top of the line Apparell that I had in those bags Ralphus.. it's a damn Shame I tell you, and I am going to get to the bottom of this, RIGHT NOW. "

Jeri-Tron 2003: Jericho points in the direction of a little office directly across from where Chris and Ralphus were waiting for their bags to be dropped off at as it looks like Y2J isn't the only one with a problem. A whole crowd of people fill the tiny office space but that doesn't stop Jericho one bit, swinging the door open making a grand entrance like only he can he pushes his way through the crowd of people as Ralphus follows closely behind slowly making their way to the front where Three Airport Employees are standing Properly behind a Larger Counter.

'KING OF THE UNIVERSE' -> Chris Jericho: " Step aside you mere peons of Fayetteville, North Carolina.. because your King has arrived and it is my Duty as your King to bring order to what little Order there is in this sorring excuse for an Airport. I demand that someone tell me where my two Bags of Luggage have gone off missing too. And I DEMAND.. that that they are found very swiftly or there will be consequences.. Consequences in wich my People will call contact your People and you will lose your prescious little JOBS.. "

Airport Employee - Andy Barnett: " Excuse me Sir but I don't know who you think you are but you can't just barge in here and cut in front of all of these people here who have been waiting patiently. I'm going to have to ask you to go to the back of the line and wait your turn. "

Jeri-Tron 2003: Jericho looks at the man for a couple of seconds with an emotionless stare and than suddenly breaks out laughing hysterically. Ralphus even cracks a Toothless Grin as he and Chris Jericho seem to be the only ones in the room that get the joke.

'KING OF THE UNIVERSE' -> Chris Jericho: " You're telling MWAH to go to the back of the line and wait my turn. Oh no Skip Stevens, with your Leave it to Beaver Haircut and your Prim and Proper Suit. I.. AM A HUGE ROCKSTAR, and you.. you are nothing but a stain of the back of Ralphus's pants. Do you hear me? I'M BETTER THAN YOU! So you're going to find my Bags so I can get the hell out of here and get on with more important business. Like winning my first match in The NWA-TNA against Justin Tolerable or whatever the hell it is he calls himself these days. I Beat him back in ECW because I was the better Wrestler, I was the better man.. and you Junior, you're walking on a thin line pal because I'm about this close.. [ Jericho measures up his Index and Thumb ] That close to hopping over this counter and giving you a beating the likes of wich you would Never... EEEEEEEEEVER Forget Againe. "

Airport Employee - Andy Barnett: " Yes Sir, right away Sir.. I had no idea that we had a Rock Star coming through our Airport. We'll have your bags found and retrieved as soon as possible. I'm sorry for the inconvenience. Would you like for me to arrange a Taxi to take you to your Hotel? "

'KING OF THE UNIVERSE' -> Chris Jericho: " A Taxi? HAHA, No You stupid son of a bitch I already have a Limo awaiting my grand arrival, it is you who have held up my departure and it is you who will pay if my bags are not found. Capish? Make sure you have them sent to My Hotel Suite, Room Number 247 and I expect them to be there on time or it's you who will be feeling The Sting from The King of Bling Bling! Lets go Ralphus our business is done here. You may now all continue with your regular lives and your regular problems. No Autographs will be signed Today, Goodbye. "

Jeri-Tron 2003: Jericho and Ralphus Exit the room leaving everyone else left inside with alot to think about. What the hell just happened? Was that For Real? Did Chris Jericho really just order around that man like it was nothing?.. You bet your sweet ass he did Baby.

Pleasantly Plump -] Ralphus: " I always knew you were smart Chris.. so when do we get our Catfish? "

'KING OF THE UNIVERSE' -> Chris Jericho: " Catfish? What the hell are you talking about Ralphus? We're not eating any Catfish we're getting the hell out of here and going to our Hotel Room where we can get far far away from all of these idiots here. You saw how each and every person in that room was in awe of my presence. Well that's just the beginning Ralphus.. stick with me and we'll be living high up on the Hog my Fat Friend. "

Pleasantly Plump -] Ralphus: " Well good, I like Hogs.. but you said back in that room that we we're going to have some Catfish. Does that guy you yelled at get Catfish and we don't cause now I'm hungry just thinking about it.. "

'KING OF THE UNIVERSE' -> Chris Jericho: " I said Capish, as in understand? is that clear? Could your parents not afford proper Dentist Care and Schooling for Baby Ralphus when you were young? We'll get something too eat when we get to The Hotel. Sometimes I wonder about you Ralphus.. at times you can be so caring, so bold, so Brave. And than other times your a complete Ass Clown.. you know what forget it. I've made sure that my beloved Clothes will be found by hook or by crook and now there's only one thing left to do. Come Monday Night at Xplosion!.. Chris Jericho will do what he does best and that is entertain all of his Loyal Jerichoholics, the ones that stuck with him through thick and thin.. those of wich will all witness the rebirth of 'y-2-j' Chris Jericho before their very own eyes. It's going to be a Monumental occasion when I, Chris Jericho beat the living hell out of Justa-Lameass and solidify myself as the biggest NWA-TNA Superstar to ever grace its ring. Hell, even Stephanie McMahon realizes talent when she sees it right in front of her Junior. And after Monday Night when all the smoke clears and yours truly is the only man left standing that is even worth you will all have the name JERICHO.. forever imprinted in your minds. And the next time that you all look at your Television Screens and tune in to watch NWA-TNA for yet another Night, you will see nothing but.. "

[| y-2-j |] Chris smacks the Camera Lens causing the man holding the camera to stumble back upon reflex. He dares not get any closer to Jericho for fear of what he might do so he tapes them from afar as both Y2J and Ralphus make their way out of The Airport and off to Jerichos Limo and the scene fades to black shortly after. [| y-2-j |]