RESULTS
RAGE!: August 11th, 2000
Used Car Lot Center
Match 1
LEGIT HEAT MATCH
Mama's Boy vs. Everybody
Mama's Boy entered the ring and was over-joyed to be in a 'gimmick' match. Not wanting to wait any longer, he demanded that the match start. The announcer announced his OPPONENTS! The entire BCW roster piled out from under the ring and proceeded to beat the living shit out of Mama's Boy. Dr. Hardcore busted him open after an elbow to the head. He then finished off Mama's Boy with the "Triple Bypass" for the win.
Match 2
Lost Mexicanos vs. Beaming Rocks
The team of the "World Olympic Curling Champion" Graham Johnston, and "The Beamer" Jeff Hartigan were no match for the nincompoopery of Lost Mexicanos. The match was in favour of Beaming Rocks until a third Mexicanos jumped in from the roof of the shed. It was Lost Mexicanos #3! He clotheslined Graham and slid out of the ring. The referee counted to three and awarded the match to Lost Mexicanos.
Match 3
BCW HaRDCoRe TITLE MATCH
Tibor vs. Dr. Hardcore (champ)
Dr. Hardcore beat the living snot out of Tibor. He hit the "Triple Bypass" to retain the BCW Hardcore Title.
Match 4
BCW COMMONWEALTH TITLE MATCH
Little Mexican Dude vs. Scottie O'Brien (champion)
One of the best matches in BCW history. Just because it was so damn close. Scottie O'Brien was in charge for most of the match until Little Mexican Dude brought in the stuffed tiger. This distracted Scottie enough for Little Mexican Dude to mount an offence that lead to the first ever "QUAD!" Four moonsaults, from canvas to top rope, were landed on young SOB. The referee was at 2 4/5, when Scottie got his hands on the ropes. The Little Mexican Dude was furious, and didn't know what to do. Then, Dr. Shun ran in and pulled Scottie outside of the ring. The referee counted to ten, and awarded the match to the Little Mexican Dude. Unfortunately, a title cannot change hands on a count out. Only by pinfall, submission, or match stipulation.
Match 5
BCW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH
Little Poppa Pump vs. Rain (champion)
Earlier in the day, Little Poppa Pump stole Rain's Heavyweight title when he wasn't looking. Rain wasn't even scheduled to wrestle that night, he was just showing up to scout out Stalemate. So BCW Management made a match for the BCW Title between Rain and Little Poppa Pump. Rain entered the ring, sans belt, and ripped on Little Poppa Pump for stealing his belt. Little Poppa Pump entered the ring and just threw the title on the ground, that was all the offence he would have in the match. Rain made an example out of Little Poppa Pump. This was his warning to all the wrestlers backstage. He powerbombed Little Poppa Pump, and got out of the ring to grab a sheet of plywood. Rain propped it up in the corner of the ring, picked up Little Poppa Pump, and threw him through the plywood. Rain covered him for the win, and took back what was rightfully his.
Match 6
TRIPLE THREAT SINGAPORE METRE STICK ON A ROPE MATCH
Dr. Shun vs. Stalemate vs. Sandbox Kid
The Sandbox Kid made a surprise entrance from the Mr. Turtle sandbox. The first man to grab the metre stick from the rope was the winner. Dr. Shun was the highest flyer in the match. The first air time was when he climbed to the top rope and dropped his body onto Stalemate. Sandbox Kid threw Stalemate out of the ring, and there was a peculiar squishy crunching sound that nobody could make out. Stalemate was unavailable for comments after the match to answer what that noise was. Dr. Shun then climbed up to the shed and hit Stalemate with a flipping leg drop. Sandbox Kid tried to get the stick while the two were fighting, but he was too damn short to reach it. Stalemate grabbed the ladder and climbed up to the stick, but Sandbox Kid pulled him down. Stalemate picked up the ladder and hit Sandbox Kid with it, he turned around and Dr. Shun dropkicked the ladder into Stalemate's face. Dr. Shun climbed back in the ring performed a suicide dive to Stalemate, but the big man caught Dr. Shun and gave him a backbreaker. Stalemate then threw Dr. Shun into the ring and gave him a sit down powerbomb. He climbed out of the ring and ascended the ladder to get the metre stick. The Sandbox Kid took this opportunity to climb up Stalemate's back and grab the metre stick to win.
Rain then ran into the ring and pushed the Sandbox Kid away and went straight to Stalemate. Rain hit him with the ladder and then he took the metre stick and hit a home run with Stalemate's head. With Stalemate unconscious, Rain proceeded to remove Stalemate's mask. The lights went out. When they came back on, Rain was in the entrance way with Stalemate's mask. He poured lighter fluid on the mask and set it ablaze!