RESULTS
May Two-For: May 22nd & 23rd, 2000
AARM Arena
DAY 1
Match 1
Lost Mexicanos vs. The Pain Clinic
Lost Mexicanos were just utterly non-luchadorian in every respect, throughout the whole match. The Pain Clinic pretty much
kicked major portions of ass. Mexicanos didn't really stand a chance after all the stop sign shots to the head. Dr. Shun
attempted to throw powder in the eyes of Lost Mexicanos #1, but he kicked it back in Dr. Shun's face. Dr. Shun, dazed and
confused, reached over and inadvertently planted his tag partner, Dr. Hardcore face first into the canvas. LM #1 rolled up Dr.
Hardcore, but he used too much force, and Dr. Hardcore continued to roll right on top of Lost Mexicanos #1. The Pain Clinic
won by pinfall.
Match 2
"Hard-Again" Jeff Hartigan vs. "The Scandinavian Badass" Tibor
Both superstars, making their debut in BCW were very anxious to get the match underway. The match went back and forth
between these two young men. Jeff pinned Tibor for the win after he rolled him up.
Lost Mexicanos came out and demanded a rematch against the Pain Clinic. The Clinic responded to their challenge by giving
Lost Mexicanos a severe boot raping. It was an impromptu match, that was soon cut off by the blaring music of Stalemate.
The big man entered the arena and proceeded to stomp a mudhole in every ones ass. After devastating Lost Mexicanos with a
dominator, and destroying Dr. Shun with a chokeslam, Stalemate took the whole crew down with the no-mans-land. He then
demanded that he wanted Scottie O'Brien to fight him right now. Scottie came out, limping improperly on a broken crutch, and
said how much Stalemate hurt him at the last event. Stalemate heard enough out of Scottie, and he chased him to the back.
Jeff Hartigan peeked out from behind the curtain and noticed the path of destruction that Stalemate left behind. Being the
ever-opportunistic athlete he is, Jeff ran out and started to kick the broken wrestlers while they were down. They finally
regained their bearings, and chased after young Jeff Hartigan.
Match 3
Scottie O'Brien vs. Stalemate
The match began with a show of strength by Stalemate. He threw Scottie down like a sack of potatoes. Scottie tried to mount an offence on the big man, he hit the "Last Call" and Stalemate felt no ill affects. Scottie then tried for the "Sloppy Elbow" and all he got was bush. Stalemate caught Scottie and locked on the no-mans-land, he wrenched back, Scottie succumbed to the pain and tapped out.
DAY 2
Match 1
FIRST ROUND OF THE COMMONWEALTH TITLE TOURNAMENT
Triple Threat Match
Tibor vs. Mama's Boy vs. Dr. Hardcore
Mama's Boy tried to form an alliance of some sort with either Tibor or Dr. Hardcore, but both men turned him away. Both men just instantly turned on Mama's Boy in an instant. Most of the first 3/4 of the match involved Tibor and Dr. Hardcore beating the snot out of Mama's Boy. Dr. Hardcore set up two chairs, and stood on top of them. Mama's Boy, being the never-opportunistic wrestler, managed to pull off a "Dudley Death Drop"-like manoeuver. While totally infringing on that trademark move, Tibor and Mama's Boy pinned Dr. Hardcore. Now it was down to Tibor and Mama's Boy. Tibor hit Mama's Boy with clotheslines and suplexes and ddt's. That was enough to tire out the big baby and slap on the Scandinavian Crab for the win. Tibor advances to the finals of the Commonwealth Title Tournament.
Match 2
FIRST ROUND OF THE COMMONWEALTH TITLE TOURNAMENT
Triple Threat Match
Lost Mexicanos #1 vs. Lost Mexicanos #2 vs. "Hard Again" Jeff Hartigan
This match was full of hilarity from the beginning, just because the Lost Mexicanos are total goofs! There was some double team moves on Jeff Hartigan by the Mexicanos. Jeff managed to get a pinfall on Lost Mexicanos #1 and he was eliminated from the match. Jeff, thinking he had an easy win, grabbed the barbed wire bat and went to hit Mexicanos #2. He evaded the bat and pulled some non-luchidorian skills out of his ass. That proved to be ineffective. Jeff took down Mexicanos #2 with a face buster to a chair. Jeff, being the overzealous athlete he is, celebrated for the crowd. This was long enough for #2 to blind Jeff with a red mist to the eyes. Lost Mexicanos #2 then hit the "Taco Filler" for the pinfall and the win. Lost Mexicanos #2 advances to the finals in the tournament to face the Scandinavian Badass: Tibor.
Match 3
Triple Threat match
Dr. Shun vs. Scottie O'Brien vs. Stalemate
Before the introductions could be made, Dr. Shun ran to attack Stalemate. Stalemate ducked and back-body dropped Dr. Shun. Scottie tried to form a quick alliance with Stalemate, by attacking Dr. Shun. Stalemate, being the black-hearted monster he is, lambasted Scottie with a steel chair to the back. Scottie, being the drunken' Irish bastard that he is, was out for the rest of the mach due to the awesome force of the chairshot. Dr. Shun was not as easy to take out as Scottie O'Brien. Everything that each man dished out, the other just came back for more. Dr. Shun tried to take out the big man with a hurricanrana, that worked for all of four seconds. Stalemate got back up and grabbed the stop sign. Dr. Shun ran off and grabbed his 'equalizer', a steel ball on a chain. Stalemate ran towards Dr. Shun with the stop sign in front of his face, Dr. Shun swung the ball and chain and hit the sign back into Stalemate's face. This stunned the big man long enough for Dr. Hardcore to run in and put a table in the ring for Dr. Shun. Dr. Shun attemped a tornado ddt, but Stalemate tossed him down like a rag doll. Dr. Shun then tried another hurricanrana, but Stalemate reversed the momentum and held Dr. Shun up on his shoulders. Stalemate ran towards the table and drove Dr. Shun onto it. The legs gave way, and Dr. Shun lied in a crumpled heap. Stalemate won via pinfall.
Match 4
COMMONWEALTH TITLE TOURNAMENT FINALS
Tibor vs Lost Mexicanos #2
Lost Mexicanos #2 entered the ring and waited for Tibor to come through the curtain. Tibor had a sneak-attack planed for Lost Mexicanos #2. He ran up from behind Mexicanos #2 and waffle'd him with the stop sign. Tibor rolled him up for the three-count to score the victory and become the first BCW Commonwealth Champion.